(The first few chapters may be a bit long-winded, but I promise! The more you read, the better it gets! If it's not good, I'll cut my dick off!!

Also, I'll update at least three chapters a day, and occasionally I'll burst out with one or two chapters, but I'll never stop! I'll make up for it even if I take a day off! If I can't make it up, I'll cut JJ!

Let the brain store

start!)

7:45 in the morning.

"Get up, Xiao Ai has woken up, today is also a beautiful day..."

Before Xiao Ai could finish her words, she was silenced by a hand, and then the hand also stopped moving.

7:50 in the morning.

"Get up, Xiao Ai has woken up too, today is the same..."

This time, the hand reached out faster and closed Xiao Ai's hand.

7:55 in the morning.

"get up..."

After turning off the alarm clock again, the owner of the hand opened his blinded eyes and looked at the chandelier on the ceiling that looked crooked and shaky. Until Xiao Ai reminded him again:

"rise..."

This time, the hand muted Xiao Ai's microphone without waiting for her to say a second word.

Get up, go to the bathroom, run the toilet, wash up, and the whole process takes five minutes. After going downstairs, I ride my electric scooter and then merge into the morning rush hour like a drop of water.

Look carefully, this man’s name is Xiaoshuai.

Pooh.

This person who is so ordinary that he couldn't be more ordinary is called Geng Xing, 22 years old. He is one of the many people who have moved to Beijing. He is a programmer and has a young appearance. However, his bangs blown by the wind shamelessly expose his hairline, which does not look young.

At the age of 22, he has the appearance of a 44 or -year-old and the hairline of a -year-old. Perhaps only programmers will have such severe hair loss.

After arriving downstairs at the company, Geng Xing did not go into the company directly. Instead, he opened DingTalk to clock in and took a look at the time when the interface was opened.

8:29:33.

Geng Xing felt that this kind of time management should be a necessary skill for every cowherd and horse.

After punching in, he turned his bike around and rode towards the bun shop he had just passed by.

Buying breakfast after clocking in should also be a necessary skill for cattle and horses.

Geng Xing heard that the company did not enforce attendance in the past, and it seemed that this started after he joined the company.

"This is a lousy company. The salary isn't high, but there's a lot of work to do."

While thinking about this, Geng Xing parked the car in the carport and walked into the company while biting the buns he had just bought.

Sit down at your workstation, turn on your computer, open the programmer's tool idea, and after getting ready for work, directly...

Collapsed in the chair.

That’s right, no one would really start working right after arriving at the company, right?

Geng Xing turned on his phone and started chatting in the group.

Can be jailed but not imprisoned: "Loli yyds!"

I am as fast as lightning, I cut off all the bull heads: "Give me some pornographic pictures to prove your loyalty to Loli" (Administrator)

With management taking the lead, the group immediately got on the high speed

Ajieni Turtle: "Give me some porn pictures to prove your loyalty to Lolita"

Starlight qwq (group u public rbq): "Give me some porn pictures to prove your loyalty to Lolita"

Jiejiejie:+1

The tentacle monster you raise: +1

Geng Xing sends emoticons

I really want to be a beautiful girl: Damn, don’t you guys have to work?

That’s right, Geng Xing’s nickname in the group is [I really want to become a beautiful girl]

As soon as I sent it out, someone picked up the call.

Ajie Niku: No buddy, there really isn’t anyone who doesn’t slack off while working.

Before Geng Xing could reply, his screen was flooded with pictures.

Can be jailed but not imprisoned: [Picture]

Can be jailed but not imprisoned: [Picture]

Can be jailed but not imprisoned: [Picture]

Can be jailed but not imprisoned: [Picture]

Can be jailed but not imprisoned: [Picture]

Can be jailed but not imprisoned: [Forwarded chat record]

Can be jailed but not imprisoned: Loli yyds!!

Geng Xing looked at it carefully for a while with an appreciative attitude.

It got boring after a few minutes.

So I replied.

I really want to be a beautiful girl: Fart! The tentacle monster is the best in the world!

Geng Xing started to go crazy.

I really want to be a beautiful girl: Tentacle monsters are the only two most perfect creatures in the world! The other one is a magical girl!

Super Tauren: Are you talking about xp?

I was as fast as lightning, chopping off all the bull heads: "Minotaur, die!"

Another group of people followed +1

Geng Xing also didn't like the Minotaur, but he didn't care since it was already starting to go crazy.

I really want to be a beautiful girl: "I really want to be reborn into another world and become a beautiful girl!"

The group went quiet for a moment.

But Geng Xing didn't care.

I really want to become a beautiful girl: "Tentacle monster yyds, I really want to become a magical girl!"

Can be jailed but not imprisoned: "Defying Heaven"

Jiejiejie's tentacle monster: "The best tentacle monster in the world"

You can be imprisoned but not jailed: "You are also against the will of heaven"

The group members began to judge Geng Xing's strange XP.

But Geng Xing didn't care.

I really want to become a beautiful girl: "I want to attack beautiful girls, I want to get close to beautiful girls!"

The group fell silent again.

But Geng Xing didn't care and continued to act crazy.

Jiejiejie: ​​"Tell me more about it."

Geng Xing was about to continue typing when he heard footsteps outside the office.

I looked up at the time. It was already 8:57. The leader should be here.

Geng Xing switched his QQ interface to WeChat, opened the work group, and turned off his phone. The reason he opened the WeChat work group before turning off his phone was to let his boss know that the work group was the first thing he did when he opened his phone, and that he was always paying attention to the work group's messages.

Although he didn't.

But we still have to make it look good.

As expected, the leader came straight towards him as soon as he entered the door:

"Geng Xing, I sent two interface documents to the group, take a look."

"Okay," Geng Xing opened his phone and clicked on the first document.

The leader put his hand on Geng Xing's chair and said, "This interface is $%*3<*...blah blah blah"

Geng Xing: "Oh, okay."

The leader continued, "What we need to do is $%$●<*...blah blah blah."

Geng Xing: "Okay, okay."

The leader continued to ramble on: "The last function must be able to achieve $%>3<*...blah blah blah"

Geng Xing: "Yeah, okay, okay."

The sound of a cow: "Moo~". The sound of a horse: "Shhhh". The sounds of a cow and a horse: "Hmm, ok, ok"

After stating the two requirements, the leader added, "These two requirements are not difficult."

Geng Xing thought: It’s really not that simple.

Then he nodded: "It's really not difficult."

The leader then said, "Just take your time. Can you finish the development this week?"

Geng Xing complained in his mind: "Take your time" and "Can it be completed this week?" can actually appear in the same sentence.

"I try my best."

The leader said: "These two features need to be launched this weekend. If you feel that the time is a bit urgent, please get off work overtime."

Geng Xing was silent, then said: "Okay."

He had no choice. Since the mask came into effect, it had become increasingly difficult to find a job. He was lucky to have found a suitable job and become a slave within two months of graduating last year.

Geng Xing knew that he should be content and satisfied.

So Geng Xing is already very satisfied.

"How can it be."

Geng Xing smiled bitterly in his heart.

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