Ultraman: I, Ultimate Hyperzeton
Chapter 720: One cow, two?
According to reliable information obtained by Orb, Torrekia has mixed with the extraterritorial Zerg.
However, after receiving this news, the people on Monster Star did not seem worried at all.
"Tregear must have his own considerations for doing this," Abel said.
The Xiama people: "Yes, that guy is very smart and won't let himself suffer any loss."
"He himself won't suffer any loss, but the universe is in danger." Orb looked embarrassed.
It is definitely bad news for the universe that someone like Tregear becomes a traitor.
Abel: "Does Lord Zetton know about this?"
Uub nodded. "I guess Gargura has already told him."
Abel: "Since Master Zetton hasn't given any clear instructions, that means we don't have to worry about it."
The Xiama people: "Agreed."
……
Parallel universe, Earth.
Su Yang, who was originally preparing to cook beef, looked at Gagula who suddenly appeared in front of him with confusion.
"If you wanted to find me, why wouldn't you just yell? Why did you have to make a hole in my Evil God Space?"
Gargula put away his wooden sword. "It wouldn't take much to fix it, but you're being so fussy."
"I'm here to tell you something. Tregear, who once served under you, has defected to the enemy."
"Oh..." Su Yang nodded, took out the beef that had been braised for a long time from the braising pot, cut a small piece, and tasted it.
"Yeah, it smells good!"
"I can't even imagine how delicious this meat will be when eaten with wine."
Garuru repeated, feeling this was a major event: "Are you listening to me? I said, Tregear has defected to the enemy!"
Su Yang: "I know, I know. I believe Torrekia will not suffer any loss."
Gagula emphasized: "The point is not that he suffered a loss, but that he became a traitor!"
"Do you think this is a misunderstanding?"
Su Yang understood Torrekia and analyzed rationally: "It's unlikely to be a misunderstanding."
Garuru: "That means he's truly become a traitor to the universe. Why don't you capture him and execute him on the spot?"
Su Yang: "Wait a little longer."
"I believe Tregear will explain himself to me. Until then, please stay out of the way."
"Also, would you like to try the beef I just braised? It's delicious. (? ??` ?)"
Gagula had suffered from Jetton's dishes before, so he was very alert. "You didn't add any weird marinade this time, did you?"
"What you call strange are the keys to making the ingredients delicious. Don't think too much." Su Yang felt that some people just liked to think too much, so they couldn't taste delicious food.
After saying that, Su Yang took out a small wine cup and poured some of the alcohol-free wine he brewed for Gagula.
In this way, Jiagula took a bite of beef and sipped wine, and soon he was in high spirits.
When eating a piece of meat, Gagula, who was drunk, realized something was wrong: "Hey, what is this long thing?"
"Meat, what else could it be?" Su Yang raised his wine cup and clinked it with Gagula's: "Keep drinking."
Gagra nodded, picked up the long piece of meat with chopsticks, and bit it like a beast.
By the time you taste the strong fishy smell, it's already too late.
"wrong!"
“This isn’t beef, this is bull**k!
"It's all meat anyway." Su Yang knew that Gagula didn't like to eat this, so he took the beef from Gagula's hand and said, "If you don't eat it, I will."
"You're eating so deliciously?" Seeing how happily Jetton was chewing, Gagra swallowed his saliva and hesitated for a moment: "Give me half!"
"Didn't you say you didn't want to eat just now?" Su Yang smiled.
Gagula: "Stop talking nonsense. Give me a piece. Since it's braised, it's food."
Su Yang nodded, raised his hand and cut the bull into two halves, giving each of him and Gagula one half.
Overcoming his nausea, Gagula took a small sip. "It has a fishy smell, but it's not entirely disgusting. The flavor is quite unique."
After overcoming his psychological resistance, Gagula quickly finished half of it.
"Right, when you eat fish, you want it to taste fishy, when you eat mutton, you want it to taste muttony, and when you eat beef, I deliberately retained the original taste." The old foodie Su Yang smiled slightly and said, picking up another piece for Gagula.
Just as he finished half of it, Jetton picked up another half for himself. Gagula noticed something was wrong and asked, "How many cows did you kill?"
Su Yang: "One."
Gagula was stunned: "This cow has two penises?"
"What breed?"
Su Yang: "Of course one."
Upon hearing this, Gagula was stunned and looked at the two pieces of meat on his plate, falling into deep thought.
"Aren't we supposed to have half each? How come you haven't touched your half at all? I just saw you put it in your mouth. (???)"
Su Yang: "Oh, I didn't eat it just now. I used [reality] to deceive your vision, mainly to help you overcome your psychological barriers."
"After seeing you eating, I was about to eat too, but since you were enjoying it so much, I'll leave half for you." Su Yang was very generous.
And in Gagula's heart, ten thousand alpaca horses were galloping through.
"What the hell do you mean?"
Su Yang's emotions were as stable as a Capybara: "You don't know what's good for you. I've left the good things for you to eat, why are you still angry?"
Jagger: "You're plotting against me! Is this how you're supposed to use Reality? Did you learn all these skills just to trick your friends?"
Su Yang's mood remained stable: "Why are you angry? You were obviously very happy eating just now."
As he spoke, Su Yang waved his hand and unfolded a projection of Gagra eating beef in the air.
In the picture, Gagula was drinking wine and taking sips of cigarettes. He was eating with great concentration and intoxication.
Jagula: "..."
"deleted."
Su Yang spread his hands: "This kind of thing cannot be deleted completely unless you can destroy the universe."
"Don't you think it's interesting? I'll send it to Kai to take a look..." Su Yang chuckled a few times.
Gagula pulled out the wooden sword he carried with him: "After today, only one of us can survive."
……
after one day.
Su Yang sent Gagra away without realizing it.
"Really? You know you can't beat me but you still fight me. How childish."
Xiaoyao: "Should we go back?"
"The two-day team building is about to end."
Barulu: "Will we hang out more often in the future?"
Su Yang: "Of course not."
"How can I make money if you take a day off every day?"
"Okay, let's teleport home." As he said that, Su Yang enveloped everyone with his telekinesis and prepared to start teleporting.
Xiaoyao made a small request: "Can we take the car back? I haven't seen the scenery along the way since I went out with adults."
Su Yang felt that this was not a problem and nodded generously.
"Crack~"
After a snap of the fingers, a strangely shaped SUV appeared on the side of the road.
"Get in the car." Su Yang sat in the passenger seat and gave the main driving seat to Zhan Jier: "You drive."
Zhanjier: "I, I haven't learned it."
Xiaoyao raised her hand: "I have a driver's license!"
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