Happy Emperor

In the imperial palace, in the southern study.

Batujin handed a wrapped grape to Lin Tian's mouth.

She asked softly, "Your Majesty, is the special envoy sent by King Pingdong really a woman?"

"kindness."

Lin Tian spat out the grape seeds and nodded slightly.

"Not only is she a woman, but she's also the General of Chariots and Cavalry of the King of Pingdong?"

"General? Daxia actually has such a remarkable woman!"

Batu Jin raised her eyebrows slightly when she heard this and asked.

"How did Your Majesty discover that she was a woman?"

"because......"

Lin Tian was about to blurt out, "She's just a woman anyway, why ask?"

Seeing Lin Tian so surprised, Batu Jin just smiled, handed him another grape, and then whispered.

"To be honest, Your Majesty, I felt something was amiss when I first saw her. And the man next to her, I also felt, didn't look like a real man. Instead..."

Lin Tian sat up and looked at Batu Jin.

Asked: "You said that person is also a woman?"

"I dare not confirm it." Batujin replied in a low voice.

At this moment, the voice of Eunuch Cao came from outside the door.

"Your Majesty, General Huang requests an audience."

"I will take my leave first."

Hearing someone coming, Batujin tactfully stood up, opened the door and left the South Study.

Huang Tianba outside the door bowed to Batujin and walked in quickly.

"Why did you come here?"

Lin Tian asked in a deep voice, "Where are those two people? Didn't I ask you to bring them into the palace as well?"

"Your Majesty, after you left, the two of them actually wanted to commit suicide..."

"do you died?"

Lin Tian was shocked when he heard this, and immediately stood up and asked urgently.

"How can you let them die in my hands?"

Huang Tianba looked very proud. "They both had me tied up and stuffed rags in my mouth. It's not that easy to die!"

"It's good that you're not dead."

Lin Tian was really frightened by Huang Tianba's heavy breathing.

You know, if this woman was really the daughter of King Pingdong, she would have died in Shengjing in such an unclear manner.

Then he would have no means to threaten King Pingdong.

"Bring that chariot and cavalry general here. I have something to ask her."

Lin Tian instructed Huang Tianba.

After a while, Lin Ruxue was carried in, tied up.

When Lin Tian saw it, he was at a loss whether to laugh or cry.

Huang Tianba's method of kidnapping people is really fucking amazing.

He seriously suspected that this guy had learned these things from a brothel.

After driving Huang Tianba away, Lin Tian looked at the woman in front of him.

After taking off her hat, her long hair fell on her shoulders.

"Who says women are inferior to men?"

Lin Tian smiled faintly: "Isn't the rare female general in front of me?"

During the whole process, Lin Ruxue didn't even open her eyes.

Didn't struggle either.

If you look closely, you can see that the corners of the eyes are a little wet.

She only hated herself for being careless and falling into the hands of the Sixth Prince, and for signing that contract.

Now only death can wash away this humiliation.

"I heard you were going to commit suicide?"

Seeing that the woman had no reaction, Lin Tian spoke again.

"However, without my permission, I'm afraid it won't be that easy for you to die."

Hearing this, Lin Ruxue suddenly opened her eyes and looked at Lin Tian with anger.

She was quite disdainful of what the Sixth Prince had just said.

To survive, you may need to ask for help! Isn’t it easier to die?

If someone takes the food out of her mouth, she will bite her tongue to commit suicide.

It doesn't matter if they don't take it away, she can just starve herself to death.

No matter what, she would not become the Sixth Prince's bargaining chip against her father.

Likewise, she will not reveal her identity.

"It seems you don't believe what I said?"

"I can untie you right now, but..."

Lin Tian smirked, "If you choose to commit suicide, I don't mind stripping you naked and hanging you on the wall of the imperial city for the people of Shengjing to see."

After saying this, Lin Tian took the rag out of the woman's mouth.

"Shameless! You shameless bastard!"

Lin Ruxue cursed Lin Tian viciously.

However, she did not dare to bite her tongue to commit suicide.

"Where does the General of Chariots and Cavalry come from?"

Lin Tian sneered, "It was you who broke the rules first, and now you're calling me a shameless person. This doesn't make any sense. Aren't you the typical loser who refuses to admit defeat even though he can't win a fight?"

"you......"

Lin Ruxue's face flushed. "Even if I die, I won't be loyal to you. Just give up on this idea."

"Don't be so hasty to make up your mind."

Lin Tian sat on the dragon chair, took out two small bottles with a smirk on his face, and placed them on the table.

Then he spoke again: "Sometimes it is easy to want to die, but it is painful to be unable to live and unable to die."

"Am I right, cousin?"

"you......"

Lin Ruxue's eyes widened. She didn't expect Lin Tian to see through her identity.

But then he said coldly: "Who is your cousin? You have recognized the wrong person."

"Lin Ruxue, daughter of Pingdong King Lin You. I'm not wrong, am I?"

Seeing Lin Ruxue's unfazed look, Lin Tian smiled wisely.

"It's okay if you don't admit it. I've already said that I have a way to deal with you."

After Lin Tian finished speaking, he opened the two bottles of 'new medicine' that Cao Charlie had recently developed.

One of the bottles is called 'Never Stop Laughing', and the other is a weakened version of 'Spray Three Thousand'.

The combination of the two can be said to have miraculous effects!

Lin Tian didn't waste any words. He pinched Lin Ruxue's little mouth and poured the "Never Stop Laughing" into it.

"You...what did you give me to eat?"

Lin Ruxue was really a little panicked at this moment.

She knew that Lin Tian couldn't have given her poison.

If Lin Tian wanted her dead, there would be no need to go through so much trouble.

She had also heard that the Sixth Prince was extremely licentious.

"Is it an aphrodisiac?"

Lin Ruxue didn't dare to think too much, and a feeling of shame and anger surged from the bottom of her heart.

"If you dare to touch me, I will commit suicide immediately."

Lin Tian was stunned after hearing this. Why did he threaten to commit suicide at every turn?

But he reacted immediately.

It’s obvious that Lin Ruxue was thinking in the wrong way!

"I'm not as dirty as you."

Lin Tian replied with disdain: "Besides, I don't even like your size!"

"You bastard! What on earth did you give me to eat?"

Lin Ruxue cursed with shame and anger on her face.

She obviously understood what Lin Tian meant by size.

However, the shame and anger on his face unconsciously turned into a smile.

Then, the smile became more and more uncontrollable.

If you're not careful, you'll burst out laughing.

"Cao's products are indeed all high-quality!" Lin Tian sighed upon seeing this.

It hasn't been long since the medicine started to take effect.

At this moment, Lin Ruxue also realized what effect the food Lin Tian gave her had.

However, this 'laughter' doesn't seem to be torturous.

It's not the kind of laughter that goes on and on.

As long as you control it well, you can still recognize it.

"I'll ask you again, are you the daughter of King Pingdong, Lin Ruxue?"

Lin Tian picked up the weakened version of 'Jet Three Thousand' and asked.

"no!"

"Well, I might as well tell you, this bottle is a laxative."

Lin Tian pointed at the bottle in his hand and said.

Then he pretended to pour the potion into Lin Ruxue's mouth.

Cold sweat instantly broke out on Lin Ruxue's forehead.

She now finally understood why Lin Tian fed her that bottle of potion that could make people laugh.

It turned out that I was waiting here.

A laxative plus something that makes you laugh non-stop.

Once you smile, you can't control it.

The consequences can be imagined.

"I...I'm Lin Ruxue!"

Lin Ruxue finally compromised.

Her cousin, the Sixth Prince, the Emperor of Daxia.

It's so shameless!