My god, run!!!

It is said that the Shanxi Jinsui Army and the Hebei Central Army each sent a division of troops, totaling more than 20,000 people to go to Shuang'er Mountain to suppress bandits. As soon as the order arrived, the commanders of a division of the Shanxi Suiyuan Army and a division of the Central Army...

The commanders of the two divisions were completely confused after reading this military order. They rubbed their eyes and looked again, wondering if they had seen it wrong. After a closer look, they realized that this was a real military order, not a fake one.

So he made special phone calls to the Shanxi Jinsui Army Headquarters and the Hebei Central Army Headquarters to inquire about the specific situation. The result was that they were really asked to send two divisions to Shuang'er Mountain to suppress the bandits.

The division commanders of the Shanxi-Suiyuan Army and the Hebei Central Army were both furious... You... are flying! We're the main force divisions of the Shanxi-Suiyuan Army and the Central Army, and you're sending two of us, two main force divisions, to Shuang'er Mountain to suppress bandits! Holy crap! Isn't that like using anti-aircraft guns to kill mosquitoes?

However, no matter how unhappy they were, the two division commanders of the Shanxi-Suiyuan Army and the Central Army still obeyed the order, because obeying orders is a soldier's duty.

So the two division commanders immediately ordered their men to gather their troops and march towards Shuang'er Mountain. They also asked their men to bring heavy artillery and mortars, and vowed to blow all the bandits on Shuang'er Mountain into pieces to relieve their hatred.

Regular troops are regular troops. The next day, the two divisions arrived at the two villages on both sides of Shuang'er Mountain.

Seeing that the two villages were empty and the ground was littered with discarded items, the two division commanders all laughed...hahahaha... and couldn't stop laughing. The bandits were like an ant trying to shake a tree against the regular main force division, and they were overestimating their own capabilities.

Both division commanders ordered the entire division to rest for a night, and then march to Shuang'er Mountain after breakfast tomorrow morning, so as to finish all the battles within one day and return home early. The main force of the division fighting the bandits is like using anti-aircraft guns to kill mosquitoes, which is a waste of talent.

A staff officer said to the two division commanders, "Our superiors once sent a regiment to Shuang'er Mountain to suppress the bandits, but they were defeated and the prisoners were humiliated and stripped down to their underwear before being sent back. Our Shanxi Jinsui Army and Hebei Central Army were humiliated."

Then the two division commanders said to their men, "Gentlemen, do you think we, a main force division of the Jinsui Army and the Central Army, will fail in suppressing bandits in this small Shuang'er Mountain?"

"Ah..." the two division commanders said loudly.

"You don't think that a division like us could fail in wiping out these bandits, do you? If we really failed, how would we have the face to wear this uniform?"

"If we, the mighty Jinsui Army and the main division of the Central Army, can't even wipe out a small bandit, we'd all just go find a pillar and bang our heads against it and die."

"Hahaha..." As soon as the two division commanders finished speaking, all their subordinates burst into laughter.

The two division commanders were also full of confidence. When they arrived at Shuang'er Mountain, they did not immediately send people to investigate inside the mountain. Instead, they ordered the entire division to rest for a night and march into Shuang'er Mountain immediately after breakfast the next morning. They would try to capture Shuang'er Mountain within one day and then kill all the bandits in Shuang'er Mountain.

The next day, the two divisions set out towards Shuang'er Mountain after breakfast early in the morning. However, after the vanguard battalion leading the way entered the minefield, the soldiers of the 5th Regiment of the Shuang'er Mountain Independent Regiment at the entrance detonated the mines, and the vanguard battalion suffered heavy casualties in an instant.

Then all the soldiers of this company rushed over and fired a burst of machine gun fire at the Shanxi-Suiyuan Army who had not been killed by the landmines. Soon all the Shanxi-Suiyuan Army soldiers in this vanguard battalion were killed. Moreover, a company from the 5th Regiment went up and fired more guns, and all of them were killed.

The main force of the Shanxi-Suiyuan Army, upon hearing the explosion, immediately chased after them and engaged in a firefight with the soldiers of a company of the Fifth Regiment. The soldiers of this company of the Fifth Regiment pretended to be unable to defeat them.

So the company commander of the 5th Regiment shouted loudly: "My god, run!!!"

The enemy's firepower is too strong, we can't defeat it, let's run into Shuang'er Mountain quickly. After saying this, the soldiers of this company ran faster than rabbits and swarmed into Shuang'er Mountain.