The sacred tree is about to pass, and the cannon fodder's wish countdown is coming

"Today, let's dig up the story of the most famous emperor in Chinese history—Emperor Sheng Jing!"

"As everyone knows, Emperor Sheng Jing had already achieved great unification when he was still the crown prince. In the years after he ascended the throne, he actively implemented new policies. Since then, the country has become strong, the people are happy, and even the status of women has been greatly improved. It is the highest status for women in our thousands of years of feudal dynasties, and it has laid a solid foundation for our current gender equality.

Of course, when talking about Emperor Sheng Jing, we have to mention his husband. You heard it right, husband.

Emperor Sheng Jing Qi Jin and his husband, Prime Minister Lu Shi, are a famous gay couple in history. It is said that behind every policy of Emperor Sheng Jing there is the advice of Prime Minister Lu.

Speaking of Prime Minister Lu, his story is even more remarkable. Born an orphan in Changping Village, he achieved three consecutive top honors at the top of the imperial examinations at the tender age of twenty, becoming the renowned Lu No. 1 Scholar. His subsequent achievements further elevated him to a renowned prime minister.

It is said that what is most curious about Prime Minister Lu is his superb medicine-making skills, and his descendants are still contributing to our medical field.

Uh, I've said too much, let's get back to the original topic..."

As soon as this post was released, it caused heated discussion among netizens, and netizens commented below.

[I'm a woman, I like men, and I like men even more. Why did the search engine do this to me?]

No way, no way, there's no way anyone doesn't know about the most famous gay couple in Chinese history! Both of them are incredibly handsome, that scene... shashahaha~

[There are so many people upstairs, please put on some pants!]

[Honestly, this couple is the only couple I've ever been a fan of. Officially verified, no spoilers!]

[Supported by the above, this is the only pit I have ever fallen into, and I have personally tested it without any problems. I highly recommend it!]

[I don't ask to be born on the same day of the same month of the same year, but I do ask to be born on the same day of the same month of the same year. Wow, I thought suicide for love was just an ancient rumor, but I didn't expect Emperor Sheng Jing to actually do it.]

[I'm a new fan, can anyone tell me who is better between these two?]

[Hahaha, do you even need to ask? Didn’t the original poster say that Lu Shi is Qi Jin’s husband? I’m sure he’ll be a total power-hungry stuntman!]

According to historical records, the ministers clearly saw Qi Jin not daring to say a word in front of Lu Shi, completely submissive. Furthermore, when Lu Shi and Qi Jin got married, Qi Jin was the one wearing the veil.

[Qi Jin is the one at the bottom, there's no way to wash it.]

There are many different opinions among netizens, but there are also a few good and bad ones, such as the one below.

During the day, he is the true dragon emperor who is high above everyone else, and everyone under him is his subject; at night, he is the delicate husband who moans softly under that person, and everyone is willing to be his subject.

During the day, he is the head of all officials subject to the emperor, second only to the emperor; at night, he is a hungry wolf that bullies him, with the positions of emperor and subject reversed.]

This comment also became a hotly debated topic among netizens.

[You have too many words, so I'll just follow you.]

[Here's the pen, keep writing. I love reading it. Don't make me kneel down and beg you!]

……

Of course, the poster's post also attracted the attention of many people outside the circle.

[I heard that my mentor's ancestor was mentioned here, so I came here specifically to observe.]

[Who is the instructor upstairs?]

[Hey, I'm a humble person, I'm Professor Lin Huaichun's intern.]

[Is that Professor Lin Huaichun, the renowned Chinese medicine expert? Oh my god, has the guy above been burning incense for eight lifetimes?]

[It is said that the descendants of Changping Village are all geniuses in the field of innate medicine, and Professor Lin Huaichun is also from Changping Village!]

[Wow, I must be reborn in Changping Village in my next life. It’s nothing special, I just got obsessed with memorizing medical textbooks (T?T)]

[Hahaha, the upstairs is really miserable.]

……

[Family, great news! Emperor Sheng Jing's tomb has been found, and the national broadcast is live (link)]

This netizen seemed to be taking advantage of his free time to kindly remind his fellow fans, so he disappeared after posting this comment.

[Holy crap, I jumped out of bed. Wait for me!]

[I'm sorry, everyone. I have a better place to go! Take me upstairs.]

[I also……]

[Go!!!]

Netizens were in an uproar. They all moved their positions and rushed into the live broadcast room of the national father.

At this time, the host in the live broadcast room was explaining to everyone the life achievements of Emperor Sheng Jing, and then the archaeological expert described the situation of the tomb.

What the country says officially is very boring to netizens who love to watch the fun, but it doesn’t matter, they will entertain themselves.

[The family members are setting up stalls, setting up stalls, here they come [dog head jpg.]

Fried grasshoppers￥18

Ginger candied haws￥5

Fish and meat sandwich￥7

Steamed bear paw￥50

Oil-splashed pig brain￥32

Braised shanks￥54

Witch Soup￥30

Sorghum red rice￥2

Sugar-free coriander cola ￥8]

[What kind of shady dish is that upstairs? But it doesn’t matter. I have to taste the saltiness of every passing manure cart. Give me the braised shank (WeChat transfer screenshot jpg.)]

[I have a strong taste, give me a sugar-free coriander cola!]

[I love sweet things, give me some ginger candied haws.]

[I want……]

……

Netizens were having fun on the barrage, but the next second their attention was attracted by the full screen of "High energy ahead!"

Experienced netizens immediately cleared the barrage, started screen recording, and then stared at the screen, not daring to miss any details.

Experts in the live broadcast room discovered a mysterious coffin in the tomb that could accommodate two people. According to historical records, this is most likely the joint burial coffin of Emperor Sheng Jing and Prime Minister Lu.

In order not to destroy the integrity of the coffin, the experts made sufficient preparations and then opened the coffin.

The camera moves forward and focuses on the coffin.

"Creaky!" The sound of the coffin being opened was heard, and the contents inside the coffin were revealed to everyone.

Inside the coffin were two corpses cuddling together, wearing exquisite red wedding gowns. The material of the gowns was very special, and although the people had turned into bones, the clothes had not decayed.

Next to the skeleton was an equally immortal portrait, which experts carefully unfolded.

This is a portrait that Qi Jin painted for Lu Shi. It depicts the scene when Lu Shi lifted the veil and the two looked at each other at their wedding. There was surprise in Lu Shi's eyes, while Qi Jin had a sinister smile on his face.

The host smiled and explained to everyone, "It seems that this is just another piece of dog food that Emperor Sheng Jing is spreading to us, the descendants.

Historical records show that Prime Minister Lu was originally engaged, but it was Emperor Sheng Jing who he married. This explanation explains why Prime Minister Lu's expression in this painting is the way it is.

[What else could it be? Someone's using a cat to replace the prince. Despicable! Woohoo, but I'm so envious. Prime Minister Lu is so handsome!!!]

[How beautiful it would have been if these two people's genes had been passed down. What a shame! (Twisted, dark, and creepy jpg.)]

[The person above can read the unofficial history, "My Years as an Assist." Ahem, although the name sounds a bit like a novel, it was indeed written by a female historian during the reign of Emperor Sheng Jing. I heard that this female historian was Xiao Muyu, to whom Prime Minister Lu was engaged. Many of the things she wrote don't match the facts we've discovered, and she's suspected of having a grudge against Emperor Sheng Jing and Prime Minister Lu, so the history book she wrote was considered unofficial history.]

[Oh my goodness, I thought the above story was about something else, but it turns out to be the one where Prime Minister Lu is portrayed as a woman disguised as a man. I have to say Ms. Xiao is very bold, but I like it hehe (drooling jpg.)]

[However, no matter how interesting anecdotes are, they are still unofficial history and cannot be taken seriously. I won't go into details. I'm curious, so I'll go read it first.]

Most netizens were drawn to reading the unofficial history again, and were enjoying it when the official news came out:

"According to national verification, the remains within Emperor Sheng Jing's coffin are those of a man and a woman. Xiao Muyu's version of the historical record is expected to become the official version..."

[Family members, who understands? I woke up and found out the novel I just read yesterday is historical. I still enjoy reading history...]

[Hahaha, even if Historian Xiao dared to write this, we wouldn't believe it.]

[This is a massive earthquake in the entertainment industry. All the previous serious dramas have been overturned and remade, and the same goes for the historical circles (laughing and crying emoji.)]...

[Who understands? A history student wakes up and the sky falls...]

……

While netizens were happily talking about it, the country immediately took action to correct history, revising all textbooks and deleting all previous historical errors.

After a series of actions, another magnificent chapter of history was unfolded before countless Chinese people...

In fact, whether Prime Minister Lu is a man or a woman does not affect everyone's admiration for her, but she cannot lose her gender because of this.