The sacred tree is about to pass, and the cannon fodder's wish countdown is coming

One avatar after another passed by his eyes, but Sui Yue was not satisfied with any of them.

"Why are all these avatars of young girls, or these muscular men who are just barely getting into it, the companionship market likes this kind of thing now?"

"Is there anyone who is a little cooler and quieter to play with?"

[This anime avatar is pretty good, it looks awesome.]

"198, a young and handsome male college student? Can he play basketball and sing?"

"Is this a serious play date?"

"You're taller than me?"

"No."

[The one with the queen-like beauty avatar also looks good.]

"Thank you for the invitation, but I won't order a female companion."

[The host is truly a role model for men. This sense of separation is exactly like the Prince Charming of my dreams.]

[Chastity is a man's best dowry.]

"Chastity is a man's best dowry..."

"I agree with this statement."

Sui Yue was flipping through the information of those playmates while replying to the barrage.

Suddenly, his fingertips stopped above a portrait.

It was an unremarkable profile picture.

The profile picture is of a golden retriever, lively and cute.

But Sui Yue was concerned about the hand on the golden retriever's head.

The bony hand stroked the golden retriever's head, and the red rope on the wrist looked extremely dazzling against the fair skin.

He somehow clicked on her introduction page.

There is no name, no age, and no gender, only an online name: Shi Sui.

It is somewhat similar to his online name, Shi Sui and Shi Yue, and the last two characters together are exactly his name.

What a coincidence.

They are quite destined to be together.

That's her.

Sui Yue clicked into the dialog box.

[User: Hello, are you accepting the order?]

It took a long time for the other side to reply.

[Shi Sui: Take it, 50 yuan per order.]

[User: Technical support?]

[Shi Sui: Well, it doesn't provide emotional value. If you lose in Diamond or below, you can simply cancel your order.]

[User: So confident? Perfect, I just need the skills. Want a first order?]

[Age: Good.]

[Shi Sui: What's your rank?]

[User: Diamond.]

After the deal was settled, Sui Yue transferred 50 yuan to the other party, then added the other party as a friend in the game and invited the other party to enter the room.

Sui Yue just wanted to find a skilled and quiet partner who could help him win, so when the other party entered the room, he didn't turn on the microphone, but started matching directly.

Shi Sui really does not provide any emotional value. He did not turn on the microphone after entering the room, and did not even send a single message within the game.

She played jungle in this game.

After entering the game, he only occasionally sent a signal to alert Sui Yue that someone was trying to catch him, so that he could retreat in time.

If his game character died, she would still take the minion line, clear the jungle, and capture people.

She had her own set of game rhythm, so she pushed the enemy high ground in 10 minutes and successfully took the crystal.

"victory!"

He finally saw some pleasant words in one night, and because of the reminder from his companions, he only died once in this game, and he picked up several kills by following the opponent.

8-1-5.

With such a good record, Sui Yue also won the silver medal in the middle lane. Now he finally got rid of the depression in his body.

He was so happy that he added the other party's WeChat and directly transferred 1000 yuan.

[SY: I’ll order you from now on. I’ll place an order for 20 first.]

[Shi: Thank you, but my online time is not fixed, you can think about it again.]

Sui Yue couldn't help but laugh when he didn't expect that the other party sent such a long message for the first time because he felt that he earned too much money.

[SY: It’s okay, just come when you’re free.]

[Time: Good.]

[SY: One more!]

The two returned to the game again, and when choosing heroes, Sui Yue took a look at the comments in the live broadcast room.

[This technical assistant is quite capable, but seems to be a new user with no experience and no self-introduction on the homepage, so this is the first time he has received an order.]

[This skill is worth the 50 yuan.]

[Brother Yue immediately ordered 20 pieces, not worried about the newbie running away with the money.]

When Sui Yue saw the latest comment, he laughed out loud.

A lazy smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, which was both lustful and alluring, causing the fans in the live broadcast room to scream.

"It's only 1000 yuan. I'll just run away."

"Any smart person would know that I must be a big customer since I paid so readily. He should be able to tell the difference between a full meal and a full meal."

After he said that, he stopped paying attention to the live broadcast.

The game is still in the hero selection stage.

He didn't know what appeared on the screen, and subconsciously clicked to agree.

After reacting, I found that my teammates had locked Angela, and I was in the support position on the fifth floor.

He seemed to have accidentally agreed to his teammates' reminder to switch lanes.

Now he's going to play support.

What if you don't want to play support?

I can’t get any kills!

But he has someone to accompany him now.

He communicated with Shi Sui directly by typing.

[I want to get a kill.]

Shi Sui, who had already locked onto the jungler, asked honestly, "So, do you want to switch lanes with me?"

When the age is on the third floor, the hero has already been locked: Mirror.

This is a super cool female hero. If you play her well, she is invincible.

Sui Yue suddenly felt itchy. He had played this hero once or twice. Although he never won and his operation was very poor, didn’t he have someone ready to teach him now?

[I want to play, but I don’t know how to play your hero. Can you teach me?]

Shi Sui replied: [This is not within my scope of work.]

If you want to play, I can trade with you.

[You can choose any hard support and trade with me.]

Sui Yue's mood suddenly became not so good after he read her reply.

"Fuck, this playmate attitude is really fucking arrogant."

"I paid the money, didn't you know that the customer is God?"

"Still trying to force you to help? You're such a fool!"

With his fingertips flipping through the hero pool, Sui Yue directly locked on Yao Mei, and then clicked to swap lanes.

The opponent seemed reluctant to change when he saw that it was a soft support that couldn't carry the team, but he finally clicked to agree without saying anything.

Sui Yue felt inexplicably relaxed all over.

He immediately said: [Yao Mei is hanging on my head.]

Since you don’t want to teach me, then hang yourself on my head and die together.

Sure enough, as soon as I entered the game, the shooter had some opinions from the beginning and kept clicking on the support's avatar: Support, please follow me.

Shi Sui considered maximizing his benefits and then chose to compete with the shooter for the line.

After several waves, he reached level four and then chose to follow Sui Yue.

[Yao: Boss, go to the bottom lane and help the marksman. The opposing marksman has no displacement and is easy to catch.]

Sui Yue thought it made sense.

So he controlled the little character in the game and walked straight to the bottom lane, then used a big move to stop under the enemy's defense platform and started to deal damage left, right, up and down.

It seemed like a great show of operation, but in fact, he didn't hit anyone at all, and he was even hit several times by the defense tower.

The early defense tower had high damage, but Yaomei had little shield, so it was knocked down in two hits.

But Sui Yue was controlling the game character and refused to leave. The enemy shooter Hou Yi launched a big bird. If Shi Sui had not used Yao Mei's passive to block it and attacked again, he would have died long ago and would have given up the fresh red and blue buffs.

Shi Sui now completely saw through his true nature of being a novice and playful person.

In order to avoid losing the game and not getting the money, she actually taught him word by word on the public screen.

But now she was willing to teach, but Sui Yue was unwilling to listen.

"I think I'm pretty good at playing. I don't need him to teach me."

[Yes, yes, you keep talking tough. You really can’t win this game.]

[That companionship really doesn't provide any emotional value at all. It feels very businesslike.]

[Honestly, no one in the gaming community would actually choose this type of player. Players with good skills who can provide emotional value are more popular. Players with poor skills but who can make people happy will still be chosen even if they lose.]

[But the opponent was really strong. Several waves of Yueyue rushed into the crowd, but she managed to escape with only Yueyue's health left.]

Shi Sui realized that it was impossible to win this game if he continued to follow Sui Yue.

So she decisively followed the shooter.

But the shooter was already in a bad state because she was connected with Sui Yue in the early stage, and she failed to catch anyone in several waves and instead ate up his lane, preventing him from developing.

[Yao: Sun Shangxiang, go eat the red at home and develop in the jungle.]

[Sun Shangxiang: Yo, I'm not following your jungler anymore. When you guys joined forces at level 4, I thought you were so powerful and could carry the team.]

[Sun Shangxiang: A bunch of idiots*]

Sun Shangxiang rebelled. Whenever Shi Sui was on his head, he would keep returning to the city to taunt her, even when the enemy came.

Shi Sui died twice to protect him.

In the end, she had no choice but to follow the wizard.

But unsurprisingly, they lost in the end.

[This game felt a bit miserable for me as a sidekick. The marksman was terrible, the streamer was a noob, the two Cs with the highest economy didn't do much damage, and Yao Mei got shot even when she was lying down.]

[1-7-5的战绩和主播1-8-4的战绩，啧啧啧，和上一把完全不能比啊。]

[Is it true that they won’t charge me if I lose this round?]

Sui Yue was silent at this time, as if this game was his fault.

I originally wanted to find a quiet playmate, but he did a great job and didn't say a word. Instead, I asked him to teach me how to practice heroes...

He pursed his beautiful lips slightly and typed in the game: [This round is mine.]

But the other side doesn't seem to need it very much.

[No thanks, boss. I'll give you the money back.]

Sui Yue was stunned, and then a message came on WeChat.

He returned to the chat box between the two and found that the other party had returned all the 1000 yuan he had just sent.

He immediately straightened up and tapped the screen with his ten fingers quickly.

[SY: What do you mean?]

[Shi: Sorry, I might not be suitable to be a playmate.]

"Fuck, what's inappropriate about that? You don't want to play with me anymore, right? You're just making up excuses."

"What? He just lost on purpose. I didn't ask him to return the money. What's the big deal?"

The more Sui Yue thought about it, the angrier he became.

He is God, but the first time I placed an order, the product was returned. How could I bear this?

He decided to make him regret it!

The other party rarely posts on WeChat Moments, so he quit WeChat and returned to the game, then clicked on the other party's homepage.

His homepage shows that he is a male, and his nickname sounds like that of a teenage boy: Looking forward to her love.

This is probably because he doesn’t play his sub-account very often, so his hero proficiency is not very high.

The video on the homepage was a black screen, but from it came a sweet and soft female voice, singing a sweet love song.

“So you like this.”

Sui Yue suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, for no reason at all.

He exited the other party's homepage and stared at the game interface, wondering what he was thinking.

Suddenly, his eyes lit up and an idea came to his mind.

Watch how I deal with you.

He returned to the WeChat chat box.

Then cough softly a few times to clear your throat.

[High energy ahead, the host is about to show off his unique skills!]

[Ahhhhh, this is such a beautiful fake voice, I love it so much!]

[What's it this time? I can't wait.]

Sui Yue on the screen was seen putting the phone to her mouth and speaking in a sweet and soft voice.

"Brother, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it."

"I really want to play with you, please don't refund the money~"

The barrage was filled with screams.

The person on the other end seemed startled, and after a long while, they replied with one word: [OK.]

Sui Yue made a "grasp" gesture towards the screen.

"Brother, you are so nice. Your girlfriend must be very happy."

The sweet and soft voice of a girl had a hint of tea. Everyone in the live broadcast room watched the boy with a playful smile on his face, slowly throwing out the bait to lure the other party into taking the bait, and they felt very excited like spectators.

[Shi: I don’t have a girlfriend.]

After hearing these words, the resentment that Sui Yue had felt in his heart that came from nowhere finally dissipated.

The smile on his face gradually grew wider.

"I don't have a girlfriend..."

"Brother, do you want to be my partner? Let's wear couple tags."

"I'll be your girlfriend."

[Time: Good.]

Sui Yue was stunned, as if he didn't expect the other party to agree so easily.

[Shi: Go back to the game and agree.]

Sui Yue's mind was a little confused, so he subconsciously listened to his words and returned to the game.

In the game message, a request for couple binding is quietly there.