The sacred tree is about to pass, and the cannon fodder's wish countdown is coming
Chapter 247: The office animal turned into a zombie and then played badly 26
"That's right, how could I have a son as old as you at my age?"
"Then what is our relationship?"
Fu Ji looked at Lu Shi without blinking, with a glimmer of expectation in his eyes.
"Uh...you can think of it as...um...a relationship."
Lu Shi thought about it for a long time before finally giving this answer without going against his conscience.
She felt that Fu Ji, who couldn't even understand the "mother-son relationship", definitely didn't know what a "couple relationship" meant.
In this case, she who took advantage of others does not need to lie and accumulate bad karma.
"You said we are in a relationship?" Lu Shi, who was lying on Fu Ji's back, didn't notice the faint light in Fu Ji's eyes at all. It was flickering and looked completely different from his usual shrewd look.
"Yes." Lu Shi confirmed unconsciously.
The person under him suddenly stopped, and Lu Shi was put on the ground and then held in his arms.
Before Lu Shi could react, he suddenly felt something soft on his lips, but it disappeared in a flash.
Lu Shi was shocked and stuttered when he spoke.
"You...you know couples?"
"I know." Fu Ji still looked ignorant and naive, but the smile in his eyes was filled with cunning, almost overflowing.
"Oh."
Lu Shi raised the corner of his mouth, and he dragged out the last word with a smile, "So you were lying to me just now. I was wondering how someone could not even understand the relationship between mother and son."
Fu Ji took Lu Shi's hand and said innocently like a child, "My brother told me, so I remembered it."
Lu Shi asked with interest: "Then tell me what he said to you."
Fu Ji blinked his clear and innocent big eyes and recalled carefully.
"He said sleeping together meant we were a couple and could do the most intimate things in the world. He said we couldn't get married now and this relationship was my ultimate goal."
No wonder.
Lu Shi was no longer surprised.
Students taught by a teacher with only a superficial knowledge are also quite pure.
Who says sleeping in the same bed makes you a couple?
"I'm so awesome." Fu Ji suddenly started to praise himself.
"Oh? Where should I start?" Lu Shi raised his eyebrows slightly.
"My brother said it would take me at least a dozen years to reach this stage, but I've only just left the base."
"It's quite powerful."
Anyway, she has been in too many relationships now, so she can accept any fast progress. There is no need to be pretentious.
What's more, Fu Ji really likes him.
Lu Shi jumped onto Fu Ji's back again.
As they walked along the road, sunlight filtered through the gaps in the leaves, casting mottled shadows. Lu Shi lowered her head slightly, leaning close to Fu Ji's ear. Her voice was as gentle as the breeze blowing across the lake.
"Have you been secretly sunbathing lately?"
"Yeah." Fu Ji responded softly, his voice a little low, obviously still caring about what Lu Shi had said before about him being ugly.
"No need for that in the future. You look the best now."
"it is good……"
Upon hearing this, Fu Ji's cheeks instantly flushed red, like ripe strawberries. The tips of his ears, in particular, were so red they seemed to bleed, standing out in the sunlight.
Lu Shi found it interesting and couldn't help but reach out and gently pinch Fu Ji's earlobe.
Fu Ji's earlobe was as white as jade, delicate and smooth. At this moment, it was gently fiddled with by Lu Shi's slender fingers, just like a piece of precious blood jade in her hand.
The sharp contrast in colors between the two actually reveals a hint of ambiguity, which makes people's heart beat faster.
This time, Fu Ji's face and ears were not only red, but even his slender neck was stained with a faint blush, as if radiating a burning temperature from the inside out.
He looked like a cooked prawn, steam emanating from his entire body, forming a strange contrast with Lu Shi's cold body.
Lu Shi felt Fu Ji's hot body and laughed in his heart.
She felt that Fu Ji at this moment was like a large furnace that could automatically adjust the temperature, continuously emitting warm heat. For her as a zombie, this body temperature was really the most friendly.
Maybe in the future, whenever she feels cold, she can just tease her like today and she will immediately feel the warmth she wants.
"Where are we going today? Do you have any plans?" Lu Shi slowly withdrew his hand, a bored look on his face, and asked casually.
The original owner used to only think about working and making money. Apart from work and Zhang Haoming, there was nothing else. Sometimes when she watched videos of other people traveling online, she would feel envious.
But to be honest, she really knows nothing about traveling.
Now there is no electricity and the internet has been destroyed, she has no idea where to go for fun.
She had seen almost all the sights in the city she was in, so she decided to go somewhere else today.
When she came to a new city, she knew even less about the local attractions.
Without a map in hand, Lu Shi felt that her mission had reached a bottleneck.
So now they can only hope that Fu Ji can give an answer, but Lu Shi is not too hopeful, after all, he has seen no more than himself.
As expected, Fu Ji just lowered his head and remained silent.
"Oh, what shall I do?"
Looking at the zombies wandering aimlessly on the street, Lu Shi felt that he was similar to them, just as confused...
"Find a place with a seat to put me down and we can sit for a while."
Since I can't find anywhere to go, I might as well take a rest. It won't hurt to take a while.
I haven’t had breakfast yet.
Lu Shi simply asked Fu Ji to find something to eat.
But when the people came back, Lu Shi looked at the man and woman trembling under his hands and fell into deep thought.
"Fuji, you can't find any meat, so you want me to eat people?"
After hearing what Lu Shi said, the two men trembled even more violently. The man's mouth flattened and tears fell down. He seemed to think that he was dead. He opened his mouth to cry loudly, but the girl next to him covered his mouth tightly.
Because the woman had seen Fu Ji's cold eyes, as long as he cried, Fu Ji would kill him immediately.
The man's muffled sobs were drowned out by Fu Si's sharp gaze, and he finally threw himself into the woman's arms.
Fu Ji made sure that they would not make too much noise to disturb Lu Shi, and then he withdrew his gaze.
When he looked at Lu Shi, his eyes softened again, "The meat is in the space. I saw these two people when I was looking for the meat."
"Aren't you confused about where to go? I thought I could ask someone."
"See if these two are useful. If they are, keep them. If they are not, then..."
Fu Ji didn't finish what he was saying, but the two of them automatically imagined the final outcome, with fear in their eyes.
The man couldn't wait to speak, "Useful, we are very useful, don't kill me!"
"I can cook and wash clothes. Also, I'm a healing psychic, I can heal illnesses!"
The man panicked and spilled all his secrets.
The woman hurriedly slapped his thigh, but she couldn't stop his quick mouth.
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