The sacred tree is about to pass, and the cannon fodder's wish countdown is coming

After all the food was served, Lu Shi asked the monkey system to call Qi Jin out to eat. He was the protagonist of this farewell banquet and he could not be absent, while he himself was preparing the dishes and chopsticks.

But before the monkey system could call out, Qi Jin had already walked out of the room.

The table was full of dishes, which looked more appetizing than ever.

The monkey system was dancing around showing off its host's masterpiece. People who didn't know the truth thought it was done by it, but Qi Jin was indeed an unknown person, and the monkey system couldn't speak a word no matter how anxious it was.

Several people sat at the dining table to eat. Qi Yi and Qi Qi ate ravenously, as if they hadn't eaten for eight hundred years.

After successfully receiving Lu Shi's warning, the two gradually became reserved.

It’s no wonder that Lu Shi disliked them. It’s just that the way they ate was really ugly, just like... pigs, as if the large table of dishes he specially prepared had turned into pig chaff.

"Did you cook the dishes tonight?" Qi Jin asked hesitantly.

As soon as the food entered his mouth, he realized something was wrong. Although the monkey system could cook, it couldn't cook that deliciously. The meals it made according to the program always lacked a touch of homeliness. But this time the meals were more diverse, and the unintentional combination gave the dishes a unique flavor, which was obviously something the monkey system would not consider when cooking normally.

"What's wrong? Is it not to your liking? This is my first time making it."

"No, it's delicious."

Qi Jin smiled nonchalantly and said, "I'm just a little curious why you suddenly did it yourself."

"because of you."

What? Qi Jin's heart skipped a beat.

"Aren't you leaving tomorrow? This is a farewell party for you."

“…Oh.” Qi Jin picked up the vegetables on the table and ate in silence.

"I made you angry today, so I made this to make amends for you and to let you taste my cooking skills."

Qi Jin's lips curled up slightly. He picked up his favorite dish with chopsticks and said nonchalantly, "You're quite considerate. The dish is delicious."

"Then eat more. I have cooked many of your favorite dishes." At this moment, Qi Jin couldn't suppress the smile on his face.

Meanwhile, the Monkey System, who was enjoying a meal, sneaked into the warehouse and came out with a large jar of wine in his hands. The huge jar seemed to be about to crush his small body.

"Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak!"

Host, host, I want to drink. I haven't had any wine before. But I heard that this is monkey wine, brewed by monkeys, and it tastes very good.

The monkey system took the initiative to take out a large bowl and poured a full bowl for everyone.

The wine in the bowl is clear and pure, with a faint sweet fruity aroma.

The legendary "Monkey Wine" is made from various fruits collected by monkeys and piled in caves for natural fermentation. It tastes mellow and clear, with an endless aftertaste.

But the real monkey wine does not exist. The name "monkey wine" is just used to express the exquisiteness and priceless value of this wine.

Qi Jin felt much better. He picked up the bowl of monkey wine and took a sip. The taste was not as spicy as ordinary wine, but a little sweet.

It was delicious, with the sweetness of various fruits and a hint of alcohol. I drank one sip after another, and before I knew it, the whole bowl of wine was gone.

Qi Jin blinked slowly, tilted his head and looked at the bowl without wine. Not giving up, he raised his head to the bowl, but he could not pour out a drop of delicious sweet water.

Qi Jin pouted in grievance. He put down the bowl and squinted his eyes sleepily.

A wisp of fragrance lingered at the tip of his nose. He opened his eyes and looked towards the source of the fragrance. Then, with a small hand, he quietly reached out and moved the wine bowl in front of Lu Shi to his own table. As if afraid of being snatched away, he held the large bowl with both hands and began to drink hard, his whole head buried in the bowl.

The three people and the monkey at the table were petrified.

"Your master... is drunk."

"Well, he hadn't been drinking much before."

As the crown prince, Qi Jin naturally had to attend social events, but no one forced him to drink. He only took a sip each time. After being poisoned, his health deteriorated and he never drank again.

The Monkey Wine didn't seem strong at first, but it had a strong aftertaste. Qi Jin, who couldn't hold his liquor well, drank a whole bowl of it and was already very drunk.

Even when he was drunk, he just sat there quietly, not making any noise or making any noise, so no one noticed anything wrong with him. However, now he looked like a drunk, which really made people believe that he was drunk.

After two bowls, his previous comment that he was calm and didn't get drunk was slapped in the face the next second.

Qi Jin dropped the bowl, ran to the corner, hugged the wine jar there, rested his head on the lid, and was too drunk to open his eyes.

What a mistake. Lu Shi covered his head in pain.

The scene before them was incredibly lively. Qi Qi and Qi Yi sat facing each other, their drinking bowls placed before them, the two men competing with each other in drinking capacity. Their shouts were deafening, filled with the heroic spirit of the Jianghu.

Lu Shi sat aside, watching the two men's fight, and finally couldn't help himself. He stood up, walked between Qi Qi and Qi Yi, stretched out his hands, and gave each of them a knife-hand blow. The force of this knife-hand blow was just right, causing Qi Qi and Qi Yi to stop fighting and lose consciousness, but without hurting them.

The monkey system, which was drunk and staggering beside him, was put into the space by Lu Shi with a light wave of his hand.

The whole scene became quiet in an instant.

The only one left was Qi Jin, who treated himself like a mushroom and refused to move, holding on to the jar of wine tightly.

Lu Shi squatted down with him and said, "I'll take you back to your room."

Hearing the voice, Qi Jin opened his eyes with difficulty, "I don't want it!"

"good……"

"No, asshole."

"..."

Lu Shi was speechless, but before he could recover from the shock of being scolded, someone began to sob uncomfortably.

"Lu Shi, do you really hate me?"

Qi Jin strained to open his eyes wide, a faint blush spreading like rouge at the corners of his eyes, subduing his otherwise reserved demeanor and revealing a hint of charm. The drunken blush on his cheeks was as brilliant as a sunset glow, as if it could be squeezed to produce water. His slightly pouty mouth, as if expressing a deep grievance, made him look incredibly adorable.

It looks like pink glutinous rice balls, powdery, soft and sticky.

"I don't hate you." Lu Shi raised his hand and touched the head he had been coveting for a long time.

It was just as he imagined, fragrant and soft.

"You are lying," Qi Jin grabbed the hand that was doing evil to his head and kept accusing him.

"Every time I tease you, you never laugh. The first time I learned to cook for you, you avoided me like the plague. I washed your dirty clothes for you, but you never wore them. You told me not to touch them, and you scolded me! And you'd rather treat other people's illnesses than mine, just because I didn't pay you! You money-grubber! Ahhhh!"

A string of complaints came out of his mouth, and Lu Shi was at the same time laughing and crying. He slowly reasoned with him like he was coaxing a child.

"Your behavior of attacking me from behind every time is really nothing new, and I can see your shadow."

"The time you cooked for me... the kitchen was almost blown up. Have you tasted the food? Qi Yi and Qi Qi have had diarrhea at least ten times." The power is no less than a depth charge, and someone is waiting for him with that... unknown thing on his way. It would be strange if he didn't hide.