Eating melons

Chapter 411 Splatoon

As soon as Jiang Qi entered the room, he looked at Li Zhibin in disbelief, "Did you really drink it? Did you drink a lot?"

Li Zhibin nodded with a wooden face. "I drank it. I took a sip, but it wasn't a big one. I vomited a lot after Wei hit me."

Hearing that he only drank one sip, Wei Wei breathed a sigh of relief. "Then it shouldn't be a big problem. No, it's definitely not a big problem."

Xiao Xuemu looked at Wei Wei suspiciously, "Are you sure?"

After all, Yu Xi and the others had only drunk a lunch box of water, which was diluted many times, and they had diarrhea for a day or two.

For something like this that wasn't diluted much, after taking a sip, even a small sip, he really found it hard to doubt that there would be no problem.

After all, Wei Wei is quite bad in some aspects.

Looking at Xiao Xuemu's suspicious look, it was clear that he was thinking of the last time everyone in the Red Star Brigade had diarrhea, so Wei Wei couldn't help but defend herself.

"The previous one was for revenge, so it must have had a fatal effect. This one is for Jiang Qi, so it must have a milder effect.

Jiang Qi also drank almost a mouthful of it, and she didn't have diarrhea either.

So don't look at me with such doubtful and unreliable eyes, I am very reliable."

Hearing this, Li Zhibin finally breathed a sigh of relief. As long as the effect of the medicine was mild, it would be fine. It would be okay to have diarrhea once or twice, as long as it wasn't like what happened to the people from the Red Star Brigade last time.

Jiang Qi next to him said uncertainly, "You'd better be a little careful, this medicine is quite potent.

Don't forget, I was constipated, and now I feel better after drinking it. He is normal, and he will definitely have diarrhea after eating it.

I drank the drink in three sips, while he drank it in one sip."

Hearing this, the other three people present fell silent.

After a while, Wei Wei moved, walked to the cabinet at the foot of the kang, took out a handful of toilet paper and stuffed it into Li Zhibin's hand.

"Forget it, you'd better not go this afternoon. You definitely won't be able to go. You're definitely going to be a Splatoon.

I hope you have enough toilet paper there, if not come here and get some, we have plenty."

Xiao Xuemu: “…”

"Your description is quite... I can't even find a suitable adjective."

Looking at the huge handful of paper in his hand, Li Zhibin didn't know what to say and looked at Wei Wei dimly.

"Should I thank you?"

"You're welcome, but don't look at me like that. This is really none of my business.

You drank it yourself. I told you to throw it away, but who knew you would drink it?

Hearing this, Li Zhibin got angry and asked, "Then why don't you say this thing is a laxative.

I thought it was something like Arctic Ocean soda, and didn't think much of it."

Wei Wei choked upon hearing this, but she still tried to defend herself, "I didn't expect you to drink it. I've asked you to pour me soda before, and you always poured it directly. Why are you putting it into your mouth this time?"

"You drank that before, I must have poured it for you. This is what Jiang Qi drank, I didn't think too much about it."

Wei Wei: “…”

She was speechless about this.

Li Zhibin still asked uncertainly, "Are you sure that thing really won't require going to the hospital for IV drips like the people in the Red Star Brigade?"

Wei Wei said uncertainly, "Isn't that necessary? I've never drunk this stuff before.

And you only took a small sip, it shouldn't be that serious, Jiang Qi drank more than you did."

Just a small sip of prune juice. Even if this stuff is very powerful, a small sip will not cause much problem. At most, you will have to go to the bathroom a few more times.

She had never seen anyone pass out after drinking just one sip of prune juice.

If this thing is really that powerful, not many people would dare to use it.

Since this is used as medicine and can even be seen in supermarkets and sold as a beverage, then there must be nothing wrong with it. Li Zhibin is just scaring himself now.

Hearing this, Li Zhibin felt a little relieved. Even though Jiang Qi was constipated, he drank more than him.

Wei Wei would usually trick him, but she would never joke with his life, and she wouldn't even joke with Jiang Qi.

So it shouldn't be a big problem, it shouldn't be too serious.

Now he also knew why Jiang Qi and Wei Wei had been so secretive recently.

It turned out that Jiang Qi was constipated, and the two of them were trying some folk remedies, but the remedies they used were quite magical.

Especially Wei Wei, she was even curious about what laxatives tasted like. She was really curious about it.

Thinking of this, Li Zhibin looked at Xiao Xuemu without any curiosity. "You must take good care of her in the future. Don't let her taste anything. If she is accidentally poisoned to death, it will be over."

Hearing this, Xiao Xuemu nodded seriously, indicating that he had remembered it.

It’s no wonder that Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin made such a fuss. It was really because Wei Wei’s behavior refreshed their three views.

Like what they talked about mushrooms before, Wei Wei and Jiang Qi said that they were afraid of eating poisonous mushrooms so they sent the mushrooms home.

At first they thought Wei Wei and Jiang Qi were joking.

But later on, I didn’t expect that the two of them actually sent the mushrooms back.

You have to know that when they were picking mushrooms, they just picked them when they saw them. After picking them, they didn't choose them carefully and didn't ask anyone to check them.

After picking them, wash them, dry them, pack them up and send them back directly. As for whether there are poisonous mushrooms among them, it all depends on luck.

This means that they really think so, and as long as they are close to the hospital, it is okay to eat poisonous mushrooms.

Now Jiang Qi takes laxatives directly because of constipation, and Wei Wei tastes the laxatives directly because she is curious about what the laxatives taste like.

If someone had told them before today, or should I say just now, if someone had told them that someone would try to taste a laxative because they had never taken one, they would definitely have thought that person was mentally ill.

If they had not seen Wei Wei taste the medicine with their own eyes, they would not have believed what Wei Wei and Jiang Qi told them.

But the reality is that the facts are right in front of them, they saw it with their own eyes, and Wei Wei tasted the laxative out of curiosity.

Therefore, they have to be careful in some aspects. It seems that Wei Wei and others are not only prone to cheating others, but also themselves and their families, and they do not distinguish between friend and foe when cheating.

In less than half an hour, Li Zhibin felt something was wrong.

Because he received too much information at once, Li Zhibin is still in a daze. He hasn't come to his senses yet and is still holding a stack of papers given by Wei Wei in his hand.

Now I felt something was wrong with my stomach, so I immediately took out two and ran to the toilet.

Watching Li Zhibin running away, Wei Wei asked in disbelief, "Is the effect so strong? Is it so fast?"

Does regular prune juice work so quickly? She had never tried it before, so she really didn't know.

Jiang Qi shook his head. "I don't know. I've never seen anyone drink so little so quickly."

Wei Wei and Jiang Qi were still confused, and Xiao Xuemu next to them looked at them thoughtfully.

What happened next was even more confusing. The effect of the medicine was too good. Li Zhibin went to the toilet and came back, then went to the toilet again ten minutes later.

Wei Wei thought about what Jiang Qi had just said and opened the system mall interface again, intending to see if there were any other ingredients in the prune juice.

But after Wei Wei just took a look at the ingredient list, she was completely shocked and numb. It seemed that she had accidentally tricked Li Zhibin.

Seeing Wei Wei's stunned look, Jiang Qi was a little confused, "What's wrong? Is there a problem?"

Wei Wei looked at Jiang Qi, then at Xiao Xuemu next to her, opened her mouth, shook her head, but still said nothing.

Seeing this, Jiang Qi didn't notice anything wrong, but just looked towards the toilet worriedly.

Jiang Qi had a deep understanding of what it felt like to be a jet fighter. He just hoped that Li Zhibin would have better luck and not have to pull it twice.

She said that Wei Wei's medicine could save the dog's life, but Li Zhibin said that it was difficult to get the medicine, so they would have no choice but to go to the hospital.

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