Eating melons

Wei Wei's dreams were a mess. Sometimes she was bitten by a sow, and sometimes she was bitten by a group of piglets.

A moment later she was almost crushed to death by a group of piglets. Anyway, there were pigs everywhere in her dreams.

She was frightened awake several times in one night, and even Jiang Qi was woken up by her movements.

In the end, she dreamed that a large group of pigs turned into humans and bit her, demanding her life and asking her to pay with her life. Wei Wei was so scared that she couldn't sleep and broke out in cold sweats.

Fortunately, Jiang Qi was with her, otherwise Wei Wei would have been scared to death.

As a materialist who firmly believes in the core values ​​of socialism.

Originally, Wei Wei did not believe in such supernatural things, but after traveling through time, Wei Wei especially believed in such ghosts and gods. She changed from a materialist to an idealist.

Therefore, the strange dreams that night scared Wei Wei half to death, and even Jiang Qi was scared by the dream Wei Wei described.

After being awakened by the fright, Wei Wei and Jiang Qi sat on the kang in a daze.

Jiang Qi stared blankly at Wei Wei and said helplessly, "Luckily, Li Laoyao and Wang Laoyao didn't die. If only the two of us had killed a pig, we would have felt so guilty. How could we have had the confidence to kill two people back then?"

Wei Wei was still stubborn, "Because those two people are not innocent, they can be killed. But the pig is innocent, and the piglet is innocent."

Jiang Qi: ...

If she were to say, with the courage and brains they have, they are completely destined to never achieve anything great. They are destined not to be big bosses and are timid in everything they do.

Wei Wei checked the time and saw it was just past one o'clock, so she tentatively asked, "How about I buy some paper money to burn?"

Jiang Qi glanced at her, and thinking about the two of them having their souls traveled through time, he nodded, "Okay, but we can't be discovered, because feudal superstitions are now banned."

"Another thing, don't burn it near the house."

It would be bad if it really attracted something.

So Wei Wei bought several stacks of paper money, the old-fashioned yellow paper. The two of them put on the night clothes they had worn when they did the bad things before, took the flashlights and went out trembling.

Before the two of them had gone far, Xiao Xuemu's door opened.

The food tonight was a bit salty and spicy. He can't handle spicy food, so he drank a lot of water and now he has to get up to go to the bathroom.

As soon as he opened the door, Xiao Xuemu saw what seemed to be lights in the distance, and people were moving around.

Xiao Xuemu felt something was wrong, so he quickly took care of his physiological needs and followed immediately.

However, when passing by Wei Wei and Jiang Qi's house, I noticed something wrong. After a closer look, I found that there was indeed a lock on the door of both Wei Wei and Jiang Qi's room.

This made Xiao Xuemu wonder if the light just now was set by Wei Wei and Jiang Qi alone!

What are these two people doing in the middle of the night?

It's too dangerous to walk down the mountain in the dark. What if a wild beast comes down the mountain?

Fearing that the two of them were in danger, Xiao Xuemu hurriedly walked towards the direction of the light.

At this time, Wei Wei and Jiang Qi had already walked to an open place tremblingly.

The two men squatted down, opened the cloth bag, and shakily lit the paper.

I don’t know if this is how it is done, and they have never done it, but when I watched TV before, it seemed like this in TV dramas.

The two of them tried to burn all the paper at once, but found that some of it could not be lit, so they could only tear it apart piece by piece and let it burn, and when it was almost done, they put all the paper on.

Suddenly a gust of wind blew up some of the paper ashes, scaring the two of them and making them shiver again.

"Prosperity, democracy, civilization, and harmony; freedom, equality, justice, and the rule of law; patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendliness."

"Namo Amitabha! Urgent order, Bloody Mary."

Upon hearing the word "Bloody Mary," Wei Wei looked at Jiang Qi in shock and asked tremblingly, "Are you still Jiang Qi? Jiang Jiang? Qi Qi?"

Jiang Qi rubbed his arms and said, "Fuck, don't scream so disgustingly. I'm almost getting goosebumps."

Seeing that it was indeed Jiang Qi, Wei Wei slapped her arm and said, "You're poisonous, right? What are you talking about Bloody Mary in the middle of the night?"

Jiang Qi didn't know how to explain it. "I don't know why, but when I saw this scene, this thought suddenly popped into my head and I blurted it out."

Wei Wei was so frightened by Jiang Qi's move that she broke out in a cold sweat.

Xiao Xuemu, who had caught up, saw two figures in front of him and confirmed that they were Wei Wei and Jiang Qi.

When I saw that the lights of the two people stopped moving, I knew they had reached their destination, so I hurried to catch up with them, not knowing what they were doing here.

Suddenly, a fire appeared in front of him, and the fire kept growing bigger and bigger, making Xiao Xuemu confused. Could these two people be practicing feudal superstition?

Suddenly, Wei Wei and Jiang Qi seemed to start arguing again, which made Xiao Xuemu even more confused.

Moreover, these two people seemed to be very engrossed. Even though he was so close to them, neither of them noticed him.

I can only say that it was fortunate that he was the one who saw the two of them today. If someone else saw them and reported them, these two people would be finished.

Seeing the two quarreling, Xiao Xuemu couldn't help but ask, "What are you doing?"

Jiang Qi and Wei Wei, who suddenly heard the sound, stopped in their tracks, fell to their knees on the ground, and then hugged each other fiercely.

“Ah!!!! Ghost!!!”

"Ahhhhhhhh!! Help! Don't look for me!!!"

Seeing Wei Wei and Jiang Qi's reaction, Xiao Xuemu was stunned. He shone the flashlight at them and couldn't help but say:

"It's me, Xiao Xuemu. Do you want to turn around and take a look?"

However, Wei Wei and Jiang Qi could no longer hear anything at this time.

I heard more movement behind me, and the screams became louder. As for the flashlight, I'm sorry, the two of them were hugging each other with their eyes closed, so I couldn't see anything.

"Ahhhhh, help! Prosperity, democracy, civilization, and harmony, ahhhhh!"

"Ahhh! Freedom, equality, justice, and the rule of law!"

"Ahhhh!!! Patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendliness!!"

"Retreat! Retreat! Retreat! Ah! Retreat!"

"Hurry, hurry, hurry!"

Seeing that he had frightened them, Xiao Xuemu pressed their shoulders and said, "My two ancestors, could you please open your eyes and take a look?"

Feeling the weight on their shoulders, Wei Wei and Jiang Qi raised their fists without any hesitation and punched to the side. They opened their eyes and saw Xiao Xuemu's handsome face.

And what about Xiao Xuemu? Because everyone's attention was focused on the fact that Wei Wei and Jiang Qi were frightened.

He never thought that Wei Wei and Jiang Qi would attack him. By the time he reacted, it was too late to dodge, and then Wei Wei and Jiang Qi's fists were on his chin.

After two bangs, Xiao Xuemu felt that his jaw was about to break.

Seeing Xiao Xuemu, Wei Wei, and Jiang Qi trembling, they asked, "Are you a human or a ghost?"

Xiao Xuemu was stunned by the two punches. He had never been hit in the face in his life.

He said unhappily, "It's a ghost, it's here to bother you."

As soon as Xiao Xuemu finished speaking, another gust of wind blew up, blowing up all the ashes of the paper burned by Wei Wei and Jiang Qi.

Seeing this scene, Wei Wei and Jiang Qi were so scared that they could not stand steadily, but they still stood up trembling. They held hands and ran away without even looking at Xiao Xuemu.

Bang, the two flashlights rolled to the ground.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ghost!!!"

“Ahh! Ghost aa ...

Bang! Bang! Bang! It was a barrage of punches, thumps, and kicks.

"Calm down, calm down, calm down. It's not a ghost. It's me, Li Zhibin."

"You two ancestors, calm down! Don't hit people in the face. Damn it, stop! Stop! Stop! I'm such a big man, how can I be hit in the face!"

"Damn! Damn! Damn! Where's your sense of proportion? Where are you kicking?"

Xiao Xuemu heard the noise and quickly hugged Wei Wei to control her. "We are human beings, calm down."

Xiao Xuemu didn't dare to say anything nonsense. Firstly, he was afraid of irritating Wei Wei and Jiang Qi. Secondly, the gust of wind just now was indeed a bit of a coincidence.