Eating melons

Jiang Qi whispered in Wei Wei's ear, "Let's leave early. I'm afraid I won't be able to hold back my laughter, and it wouldn't be appropriate to laugh at that time."

Wei Wei nodded and said, "I'll find a chance to escape later. Now let's see how effective the medicine is.

But the people in the Red Star Brigade are a bit miserable. It feels like we are a bad omen to them. It happened twice in one day."

Jiang Qi felt that this made sense. Although the two of them did not do it on purpose, they were indeed the source of everything.

"I hope this medicine won't kill anyone!"

Wei Wei shook her head. "I'm not sure about Li Laoyao and Wang Laoyao, but the others won't have to worry about it. At most, they might need to be given an IV drip."

Jiang Qi felt relieved when she heard that other people would not be killed. As for Li Laoyao and Wang Laoyao, Jiang Qi didn't care about them at all. They were all plotted against her. She didn't kill them only because she was afraid of committing a sin of killing.

After all, we've already traveled through time, so who knows what's out there? So we need to be more restrained.

Although they enjoyed themselves, Wei Wei and Jiang Qi were still rational and stayed away from the long queues and crowds to avoid being accidentally hurt.

Not long after, the first one started, no, there should be two, they are Li Laoguai and Wang Mazi.

Li Laoguai and Wang Mazi drank a sip or two of water from Li Laoyao and Wang Laoyao respectively, so the medicine took effect faster.

Li Laoguai and Wang Mazi were queuing when suddenly a fart came. They didn't realize there was anything wrong and just let it out.

It was only after I finished that I felt something was wrong. I felt something flowing out and running down my thigh.

After the first fart came the second, and the third, and then they experienced the same feeling as their son just now. They couldn't stop it, they couldn't stop it at all, they couldn't clamp it in, and they couldn't turn it off.

The people around Li Laoguai and Wang Mazi didn't notice anything was wrong because they heard loud farts from the two of them.

"Fuck, fuck, damn it, Li Laoguai and Wang Mazi, you two have shit your pants."

"Damn it, this is disgusting. It's almost my turn."

"I just put this piece of meat in my mouth and I saw this."

"What's wrong? You guys also poop in your pants like your son, don't you wet the bed too?"

"Damn it, why are there so many? Get out of here, go outside. If you need to poop, do it outside. Don't come here and annoy me."

Li Laoguai and Wang Mazi also wanted to go outside, but they couldn't move their legs at all. If they did, their legs wouldn't hold together, and they couldn't say anything.

The scene seemed familiar, the scene was the same, but the people had changed. Li Laoguai and Wang Mazi's faces turned red and then black, and then black and then red.

When Li Laoguai and Wang Mazi heard the laughter from the crowd, they wished there was a crack in the ground they could crawl into. They had lived for most of their lives and had lost all their face.

Although everyone was laughing, those who needed to queue were still queuing, and those who needed to get food were still getting food. It was just that the central area occupied by Li Laoguai and Wang Mazi was left empty.

In order to watch the excitement, the people serving the food moved very quickly, and the round was over in a short while.

However, the joy of the crowd did not last long. Not long after, the third person farted again.

The man discovered it himself and felt something was wrong because as soon as he farted, he felt something running down his legs.

With the examples of Li Laoguai, Wang Mazi, Li Laoyao and Wang Laoyao as examples, the man quickly realized what was happening to him.

However, before he could come up with a plan on how to make himself less embarrassed, the fourth person's fart came.

Then the fifth and sixth people started to fart.

Everyone from the Li and Wang families was among them.

The situation suddenly got out of control. One or two people pulled up their pants, and everyone could laugh at it, and they were in the mood to laugh at it.

It’s okay to laugh at one family or two families for shitting their pants, after all, every family has their share of times when they eat something wrong.

But now the situation is a little wrong. So many people have diarrhea. Something must have gone wrong, or maybe they all ate something bad.

Everyone stopped laughing and looked around to see if anyone around them had defecated, fearing that they would do the same.

Nowadays, no one dares to fart. They are very cautious. Once they start farting, they can’t stop and it’s embarrassing.

The scene was chaotic at this time. There was excrement everywhere on the ground, and many people were covered in excrement. They didn't dare to move, fearing that they would not be able to hold it in, so they could only squat there.

Wei Wei and Jiang Qi, who were squatting in the distance and secretly watching the show, almost laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt and their legs were numb from squatting.

Seeing that they had realized something was wrong, they were afraid that their laughter would be discovered, so they quickly stood up and hid behind Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin, using the two of them to block their view while laughing secretly.

Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin were also afraid that Wei Wei and Jiang Qi would be discovered, so they quietly moved to help the two hide more safely.

But this also brought them closer. Feeling the trembling on their backs, Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin were afraid that the two people behind them would faint from laughing.

The situation got out of control. Most of the people in the threshing yard stood up, and Li Laoyao and Wang Laoyao were almost exhausted from stretching.

Zhang Xinwang, who had just been at the pig farm, rushed over after hearing the news. "Where's the barefoot doctor? Where's the barefoot doctor? Barefoot doctor, Zhang Xingfu, come quickly and see what's going on."

Barefoot doctor Zhang Xingfu hurried over, looked and flipped through the documents, but had no idea where to start.

He was just a barefoot doctor who had received simple training. He had never seen such a situation.

Zhang Xingfu was so anxious in the freezing cold that he was sweating. "Captain, there's nothing I can do about this! We must first find out what's causing their diarrhea. Did they eat something? Is it this pig-killing dish?"

A person who didn't have diarrhea said quickly, "That shouldn't be the case. They haven't eaten yet, and they had diarrhea before the pig-killing meal."

"Is there something wrong with the water?"

The man shook his head again, "Probably not, everyone drank the water, but some people didn't poop.

And some people have more severe diarrhea, while others don’t.”

"Uncle Zhang, Uncle Zhang, come and take a look, Li Laoyao and Wang Laoyao have fainted."

Zhang Xingfu hurried over upon hearing this, only to see that Li Laoyao and Wang Laoyao were surrounded by excrement.

Li Laoyao and Wang Laoyao lay on the ground with pale faces. Their lips were bloodless and dry, their bodies were covered with excrement, and their pants were soaked.

Zhang Xingfu said quickly, "Oh no, they're already dehydrated. We need to put them on IV drips. They've been suffering for so long."

"Almost half an hour."

Zhang Xingwang was a little bit incredulous. "They collapsed like this in just half an hour! Captain, this is unbearable! These two people must be sent to the hospital. It's too serious."

Zhang Xinwang quickly called the tractor driver, "Quick! Quick! Quick! Go and drive the tractor over here and take all these people with diarrhea to the hospital."

Wei Wei and Jiang Qi stopped laughing after Zhang Xinwang came, but they laughed for too long and their stomachs hurt. They were a little unsteady and had to rely on Li Zhibin and Xiao Xuemu to support themselves.

In other words, everyone's attention is now on those who have diarrhea, otherwise Wei Wei and Jiang Qi would not dare to get so close to Li Zhibin and Xiao Xuemu.

None of the four noticed that Yu Xi, who was sitting opposite, had a darkened look in his eyes when he saw Jiang Qi and Li Zhibin standing so close and intimate.

Wei Wei whispered in Jiang Qi's ear, "Let's go and take a look! Don't let anyone get killed."

People like Wang Laoyao and Li Laoyao died, but there were still many children who had diarrhea.

Jiang Qi nodded and said, "Let's go."

The four of them walked up to Li Laoyao and Wang Laoyao, and couldn't help but gasp when they saw their appearance.

No one expected the medicine to be so effective, especially Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin. They didn't expect the medicine Wei Wei and Jiang Qi got this time to be so effective. They had never seen such a powerful laxative.

It was just a pot of water, but after adding water repeatedly, it still caused so many people to suffer from it.

It seems that the people of the Red Star Brigade were really badly tricked by them this time.