Eating melons

When Wei Wei heard Jiang Qi's words, she remembered one thing, that is, it seemed that eunuchs could go to the toilet?

Thinking of this, Wei Wei looked at Jiang Qi excitedly, "I heard that eunuchs can go to the toilet. They have chickens, but no eggs. How about we study it carefully and try not to make the scene too bloody?"

Hearing Wei Wei's words that there was only chicken and no egg, the three men present almost spit out the tea in their mouths. They silently put down their teacups, their intuition telling them that it was not appropriate to drink tea now.

Jiang Qi was also quite curious about this matter and became interested. "That's fine."

When the three male comrades present, Xiao Xuemu, Li Zhibin and Yu Xi, heard this topic, they silently clenched their feet.

Wu Mei and Liu Jiaojiao were completely bewildered. What chicken? What eggs? What did this have to do with eggs?

Wei Wei: "I heard that eunuchs remove their two balls, but the root is still there."

Yu Xi: ...

Li Zhibin: …

Xiao Xuemu: ...

Where did you hear this from? How do you know so much!!!

Liu Jiaojiao/Wu Mei: Is that so? This is the first time I've heard of it! They understand.

Jiang Qi nodded. "We just removed the two balls down there. But if they come, we definitely won't be able to slowly remove them. We can only do it all at once, and then we'll have nothing to lose."

Hearing this, Yu Xi, Li Zhibin and Xiao Xuemu silently clamped their legs together again.

Wu Mei and Liu Jiaojiao felt that they seemed to understand what this meant.

Wei Wei: "You can try this."

After saying that, he performed a backhand backpass.

"This way we can nail and pierce his balls directly, so we don't have to worry about cutting off the thing. We should try to remove the egg and keep the chicken. After all, if we cut it off and it falls out and is accidentally seen, it will cause stye."

What the hell, is this how you use "chicken flying and eggs broken"?

Upon hearing this, Xiao Xuemu, Li Zhibin and Yu Xi silently clamped their legs together, feeling inexplicably painful in their balls.

Liu Jiaojiao and Wu Mei listened with great interest.

Originally, Liu Jiaojiao and the other two came to Wei Wei and Jiang Qi to discuss countermeasures, but they ended up listening to Wei Wei and Jiang Qi discussing how to safely cut off someone's testicles without hurting Jiji, and they listened for more than half an hour.

It only stopped when Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin heard that they didn't want to go anymore and left.

There was no way around it. The more Wei Wei and Jiang Qi talked, the more terrifying and real it became. It was too scary.

I really don’t know why they both know so much about men’s balls!

Yu Xi only felt a little scared, but Li Zhibin and Xiao Xuemu knew that Wei Wei and Jiang Qi only said that on purpose.

But they both dared to do this!!!

The two of them felt inexplicably upset when they thought of this.

The five of them had no choice but to leave after failing to come to any agreement.

Yu Xi, Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin went to the homes of Li Laoguai, Ge Laocui and Wang Mazi overnight to stake out the information.

However, Liu Jiaojiao and Wu Mei looked unhappy. They originally wanted to discuss a countermeasure with Wei Wei and the others, but they didn't expect that there was no practical countermeasure at all.

Wei Wei and Jiang Qi were not afraid anymore. They acted in pairs and carried knives with them. They were both brave and not afraid of stabbing others, so there was nothing to worry about.

But they couldn't do that. First of all, they didn't have knives. Even if they had knives, they wouldn't dare to stab or hit anyone.

Therefore, it was a headache for Li Laoguai and the others, especially Liu Jiaojiao, who was being missed. She didn't dare to sleep alone and planned to sleep with Wu Mei.

At this point, it doesn't matter if two people are not used to sleeping together. Both of them are in danger, so this little discomfort is nothing.

When Wei Wei and Jiang Qi saw the man leave, they couldn't help but lie on each other and laugh.

Wei Wei's eyes were filled with laughter. "Did you see the faces of Yu Xi, Xiao Xuemu, and Li Zhibin? They made me laugh to death."

Jiang Qi laughed so hard that his stomach hurt. "I saw it. Look at the three of them tensing up. They didn't really think we would do that, did they?"

Wei Wei wiped the tears from her eyes and said, "It's okay. A letter is better. If Li Laoguai and his men have other problems in the future, they won't suspect us. After all, we are just reckless men who can only fight violence with violence."

Jiang Qi rubbed his stomach and nodded, then stood up, locked the door and closed the curtain. Seeing this, Wei Wei also closed the curtain and turned on the desk lamp.

Jiang Qi looked at Wei Wei and asked, "Will that thing work?"

Wei Wei shook her head. "I don't know. We'll know if it works after we give it a try."

After saying that, he sighed, "The system doesn't actually sell banned drugs like knockout pills and anesthetics. This is incredibly smart. There are no banned drugs or narcotics at all."

Jiang Qi comforted him, "It's okay, as long as we can buy the raw materials, we can synthesize it ourselves."

Wei Wei nodded. "Fortunately, we studied science, and we also know a little bit of chemistry. Although most of the knowledge has been returned to the teacher, I still have some impressions."

Jiang Qi also nodded and said, "We have to thank the country for vigorously promoting knowledge about drug prohibition."

Thinking of this, Wei Wei clasped her hands together and bowed, "I'm sorry, we didn't mean to touch this kind of stuff. We just wanted to get some pirated knockout drugs for self-protection. We have no other intentions. We are truly good citizens who abide by the law!"

Jiang Qi sighed, "We don't know if it can be made yet! If it can't be made, we may have to find another way."

Wei Wei wasn't worried about that. "If you can't make it, just knock the person out."

Jiang Qi rolled her eyes at her and said, "You're still knocked unconscious. You must have watched too many TV dramas and martial arts novels!"

Wei Wei shook her index finger at Jiang Qi. "No, no, no, I only read stories about heroines and revenge."

Jiang Qi rolled his eyes at Wei Wei, indicating that he didn't want to talk to this fool.

"I only know that mandrake and da ma contain anesthetic ingredients."

Wei Wei didn't quite understand this either. "It seems there's also something called the 'Wolfstalk' flower, and it also has another name, 'Wolfstalk'."

After saying that, Wei Wei sat down on the kang and said, "Let me look around and see if any of these things are for sale."

Wei Wei searched the system mall and unexpectedly found it, so she bought a little bit.

"Look, I didn't expect there are actually some for sale."

Jiang Qi looked at the few blades of grass on the kang, feeling mixed emotions. This thing would be a form of walking punishment in later generations!

"How do you purify this stuff? Which ingredients in it have an anesthetic effect?"

Wei Wei was stunned when she heard this. She didn't know this either. She had never learned it, or maybe she had learned it but forgot it?

Well! The late emperor had barely begun his business when he fell into a pit on his way out.

Let’s put plan one aside for now!

Wei Wei asked tentatively, "How about asking Xiao Xuemu to buy two rabbits tomorrow, boiling this into water and feeding it to the rabbits to see if they'll get dizzy?"

Jiang Qi nodded, "Alright! But fainting won't do much good, because this brew will definitely have a smell. How can I poison someone silently?"

Wei Wei said without even looking up, "Drink it."

Jiang Qi suddenly thought that some painkillers seemed to have anesthetic effects.

"Take a look at the painkillers to see if there are any that have an anesthetic effect."

Wei Wei looked it up and found a drug called Pethidine Hydrochloride Tablets. She bought a bottle directly. This thing was really expensive.

"This seems to be OK. The indications are that this product is a strong analgesic, suitable for various types of severe pain, such as traumatic pain, postoperative pain, visceral colic, and labor pain."

Jiang Qi took a look and said, "Let's use this as plan two! Let's buy a rabbit and try the medicine first."