Eating melons
Chapter 100: Innocence
Wei Wei and Jiang Qi were still very excited when they returned home. It took them a while to calm down and suppress their excitement.
But in fact, in this short period of time, the two of them had already imagined many 18+ novels in their minds.
But after finishing their imagination, the two of them went to work, because they had to go up the mountain later! For two people who had never hunted in the mountains, they were still very much looking forward to this trip, but the corners of their mouths were still raised.
After a while, Li Zhibin and Xiao Xuemu came over.
Li Zhibin: "What are you going to do today?"
Wei Wei handed him a bowl of noodles and said, "Didn't we say we were going up the mountain to collect prey today?"
Hearing this, Li Zhibin slapped his head and said, "It's because you tricked me out of my mind yesterday that I didn't react."
Seeing the noodles and soup on the table, Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin froze.
There was no way. After what happened last night and knowing how many tonics were put in it, both of them were scared.
Seeing them like this, Jiang Qi couldn't help but laugh. "These are what I had left over from last night. I added a lot of water to it. It doesn't have much effect anymore. Besides, it's daytime now, not night. We still have to go up the mountain, which will consume our energy. It's okay to eat them, don't worry!"
After hearing what Jiang Qi said, Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin were coaxed and their faces turned red, as if they were drunk, even their necks and ears were red.
Li Zhibin and Xiao Xuemu felt their faces were burning as they were being spoken to in such a blunt manner by an unmarried girl who was younger than them.
Now their faces were burning and they didn't dare to raise their heads.
There's nothing I can do. Jiang Qi is just too aggressive. He dares to say anything and seems to understand everything very well.
I used to think Wei Wei was a tiger who cheated people everywhere, but I didn’t expect this person to be a tiger as well, even worse.
And Wei Wei was not surprised at all by Jiang Qi's words, as if these words were very common, and it seemed as if Wei Wei knew them too.
Do young girls these days understand so much? Are they so bold in speaking out? Are they too conservative?
Now I finally understand the saying that birds of a feather flock together.
I'm talking about Wei Wei and Jiang Qi. These two are a perfect match. No wonder they can play together and are so close.
Wei Wei and Jiang Qi were speechless seeing them like this. They didn't know what to say. What was the big deal?
For the two of them who often hang out in the BL circle and the flower market.
To be honest, they are more familiar with their body structure than they are with themselves.
But they'd better not say this to scare them. Things have already come to this, and if they say this, it might burn them to death.
Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin buried their heads in eating. Wei Wei and Jiang Qi found it very interesting to see them like this.
Finally, Li Zhibin couldn't stand it anymore. "Is there something on our faces? Why are you staring at us like that?"
Wei Wei: "It's not fancy at all, but it's a little pretty, especially when you two sit together. Seeing you two sitting together, I can eat an extra bowl of rice."
Li Zhibin: ...
Xiao Xuemu: "We two look like appetizers?"
Jiang Qi: "Just the two of you sitting together makes people happy and their appetites open."
Is there anything more delicious than having your favorite couple right in front of you?
Xiao Xuemu: ...
Xiao Xuemu felt that Wei Wei and Jiang Qi were crazy. They ate very fast and even choked because of eating too fast.
My face was still red after eating, and my neck and ears showed no signs of cooling down.
After eating quickly, he fled from this suffocating place.
Seeing the two of them running away as if they were being chased by wolves, Wei Wei burst out laughing, and Jiang Qi did the same.
"Hahahahaha."
"Hahahahaha goose goose goose."
The two of them laughed more and more wildly, and finally their laughter turned into the sound of geese.
Xiao Xuemu and Li Zhibin, who had just arrived at the door, almost tripped over the threshold when they heard Wei Wei and Jiang Qi's laughter.
Wei Wei laughed so hard that tears came out, and Jiang Qi laughed so hard that his stomach hurt.
Wei Wei: "Oh my god! Are they really that innocent? You didn't even say anything! You just hinted at something, and they're so embarrassed! It's really outrageous."
Jiang Qi held her belly and said, "I didn't expect them to be so innocent. They didn't say anything, but just used their imagination to embarrass themselves like that. The temperature on their faces is enough to fry eggs!"
Wei Wei: "They're so innocent. What would they do if they knew we knew more about their body structures than they do themselves? Would they just run away? Hahahahahahahahaha."
Jiang Qi: "We should try to find a crack in the ground and find a way to get in. If we don't find a way to dig out a three-bedroom apartment with our toes, we'll be fine."
Wei Wei paused before saying, "Will they get so angry they won't take us with them?"
Jiang Qi: “Probably not.”
Wei Wei: "Should we go find them then?"
Jiang Qi: "Let's not do that. Let them take it easy! Leave them a way out! Otherwise, they'll get really angry and embarrassed."
"Pfft, hahahaha."
Upon hearing this, Wei Wei couldn't help but burst out laughing.
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