The Killer's Cleansing Manual

Judging from her reaction, it probably wouldn't work. Lin Shanjuan mentally told himself that his life was more important and continued to propose plan B: "How about we do something else to help His Highness?"

Xihe's attitude seemed to soften, but he remained silent.

Lin Shanjuan was almost out of ideas. After thinking about it, she suddenly had an idea that could not only bring them closer, but also serve as compensation and make money!

Xihe opened her eyes a little and saw the person opposite her with a gleaming look in her eyes. She seemed extremely satisfied with the compensation she was about to offer, which made her curious and wanted to hear what she had come up with.

"Princess, are you in need of... guards? We're both very good fighters, so how about being your guards?"

She remembered that the palace maids had to be released when they turned 25, so the guards should not serve for many years, right?

What's more, she still has a mission. Once the mission is completed, who can stop her from going back?

Seeing that Yue Liu has a good temperament, I think his monthly salary is quite high.

You can have food to eat, earn money, and complete tasks. This is killing two birds with one stone!

Bai Shu, who didn't want to stay even a second longer, almost dropped his jaw to the ground—

My sister, I was struggling to escape, and you just opened your mouth and planned to give me a lifetime position, right?

Haven’t you heard the saying “To be with the king is like being with a tiger”?

Xihe was indeed a little surprised when he heard this. He couldn't help but put on a playful smile on his face. He slowly opened his eyes with a hint of teasing in them.

"I have plenty of guards, but I'm short of a consort. What do you think?"

Lin Shanjuan was stunned, but his clever brain was still useful even now, and he understood what the princess meant in seconds.

Are you attracted to Bai Shu? He's the only man in the room, so why would you be reluctant to let him go?

She generously grabbed Bai Shu's collar and hung him up.

"If you like it, take it!"

Those casual words made Bai Shu think that he was a dead object, even though he was really dying.

Xihe's smile deepened, and she shook her head slightly, "What I mean is that we are in need of a female consort."

Such a clear tone, such a direct look.

Anyone who is not blind can see it.

Now, Lin Shanjuan’s brain was not working well, let alone Bai Shu’s.

The identical stunned expressions on the two people made Xihe smile a little. She still didn't say anything, waiting for the reaction of this somewhat clever man.

"Uh, me, me?" Lin Shanjuan pointed at himself in disbelief.

Xihe looked at her leisurely and nodded slightly.

Lin Shanjuan was completely speechless. As a modern person, she was ashamed to be stunned by the straight talk of an ancient person.

This princess unexpectedly likes women? Hasn't she always married men before?

Lin Shanjuan felt a mixture of emotions. He straightened his restrained chest and said, "I'm flat."

As soon as she said this, she seemed to see the expression of the princess, who had been calm in front of her, collapse. The next second, she seemed to be angry: "What did you say?"

How could a woman say such words in front of outsiders?

Do you really think that I am after your body?

Bai Shu was already numb. He really wanted to tuck himself into the vase in the corner so that no one would notice him.

Although he also felt that the princess recruiting a female consort was a bit...

But she is the princess and she has the final say. If this decision could be so easily shaken, Her Royal Highness the Princess would not say it out loud.

But he still felt sad for his boss - to be with such a vicious person day and night would definitely make his life in danger!

Before he could figure out how to speak up for Lin Shanjuan, Lin Shanjuan blurted out:

"I don't like women, and I can't marry you."

Bai Shu felt half-hearted, and with Xihe's ambiguous sigh, the rest of his heart felt cold as well.

He wanted to pinch Lin Shanjuan's ears and mutter, "Be more tactful, be more tactful, be more tactful!"

Xihe glanced at the two of them and didn't care about her shameless remarks for the time being. After all, it was important to shut up those old ministers. If she tried to find a suitable one, it would probably take several more months.

She couldn't wait any longer.

"You don't like me?" she asked back.

Lin Shanjuan shook his head, his face full of honesty: "I just don't like women."

Xihe was quiet for a few seconds, then she remembered the 1,000 taels of silver she had just asked for, and found a breakthrough:

"Do you like a stable life and a prosperous life?"

Lin Shanjuan's mind moved. If you say this...

Xihe saw her hesitation, curled the corners of his lips, knew that he guessed right, and continued to increase the bet.

"You two are guilty. Even if you leave the capital, there are arrest warrants all over the country chasing you."

"I am not one to be ungrateful. I have already asked them to stop chasing you. From now on, you don't have to flee."

Is it that good?

Lin Shanjuan was really a little shaken. After all, who doesn’t like to eat delicious food and drink spicy drinks?

She had never had a good day in the first half of her life. Wouldn't it be great if she could just lie back and enjoy the second half of her life?

Seeing her wavering, Xihe continued casting the line, sending the bait to Lin Shanjuan's mouth:

"I am the eldest princess of the current dynasty. Even if you don't know, he must know. In this world, all good things must be sent to me first. With me, you will eat delicacies every day, drink fine wines, wear silk and satin, and sleep..."

Lin Shanjuan was devastated by the images that automatically appeared in her mind. She raised her hands awkwardly and smiled awkwardly at Xihe's glance, "When are we getting... married?"

Xihe raised a sly smile and asked, "Would you like to sit down and discuss in detail?"

Lin Shanjuan was happy, and sat down on the chair with his buttocks firmly on his back.

Bai Shu felt like an ice sculpture, cold from head to toe. His eye contact was completely useless. I didn't expect that just because you look so strong, you can be bought by wealth and glory?

Xihe naturally didn't forget him: "Since you have been following her around all this time, after the prince consort and I get married, you can continue to be her attendant."

Bai Shu, who successfully obtained a position, was stunned. Before he could react, he was asked to leave Xuyang Palace.

Now there were only two people left in the quiet hall. Xihe pushed the snacks on the table towards her and said, "Although we each have our own needs, we should still show some affection in front of outsiders. I will call you Juan'er, how about that?"

Lin Shanjuan got goosebumps all over her body. She smiled awkwardly and said, "You, you can just call me Prince Consort. It sounds more intimate."

Seeing her resistance, Xihe agreed without saying much.

The smell of snacks on the table spread everywhere. Lin Shanjuan was sitting close and couldn't help but be attracted by the smell.

She glanced at the delicately shaped and fragrant snacks.

She took another look.

she……

Xihe forced a smile and said, "The imperial kitchen can make it. If you like, you can try it."

So gentle?

Lin Shanjuan was dazzled by her rare gentleness and was a little dazed. He subconsciously took a piece and put it in his mouth. The tender and sweet taste immediately dispelled all his concerns.

The killer is real, and killing without blinking is also real.

But my love for desserts is more real than these.