The Killer's Cleansing Manual
Chapter 1 It’s not the yellow moon, it’s the red sun!
[Travel Diary:
Day 15.
[The bird chirping noisily in the tree is still the same one.]
"The second young lady's maid Cuihuan has torn new cloth to make clothes. What about you? I have to burn incense to the Buddha if I didn't freeze to death this winter!"
[The flower that attracts many bees is still the same one.]
"They're not giving us charcoal just after the spring. It's because there's no one in this courtyard, and those who distribute the charcoal know how to give us a hard time!"
[My only maidservant is still sarcastic and rambling.]
"Some people can really sit still without feeling embarrassed!"
[......]
Screw his diary, who can write this!
Lin Shan was so tired that she threw away the brush. In fact, she wanted to stuff the brush into the maid's mouth to prevent her from repeating these words like a tape recorder all day long.
She looked down at her crooked handwriting, and her already depressed mood became even more annoyed. She crumpled the straw paper into a ball and threw it aside.
The little boy's eyebrows shot up when he heard this. "The monthly salary for this courtyard is only a few cents. How can we afford to treat it so badly? Who are you angry with? Am I saying I've wronged you?"
Lin Shanjuan suppressed his anger after enduring it again and again. He leaned back in his chair, crossed his legs, closed his eyes and tried not to see or be bothered.
If she hadn't just arrived and was unfamiliar with the place, she would have killed this cunning slave long ago!
Seeing this, the little boy laughed strangely, "Have you gone crazy? Now you can't even pretend to be a little reserved like a girl?"
Lin Shanjuan opened his eyes slightly and said, "Use these few cents to buy some toothpaste and brush your stinky teeth."
The little girl didn't understand the first half of the sentence. Recently, Huang Yue had been saying things that she couldn't understand, so she just thought she was crazy.
But she didn't like the second half of the sentence. She picked up a bare bamboo stick with only a few chicken feathers left and pretended to hit him. Then she thought of something and put it down with a sneer.
"You lunatic, how long do you think you can survive?"
After she finished speaking, she twisted her waist and walked out. Lin Shan pouted and imitated her cunning expression: "Hey,...%¥% how many hours~"
The spring weather is warm, and her daily task now is to bask in the sun here.
Half a month ago, she killed her target in the pouring rain at night. She was racing against time to evacuate the action site and never thought that she would find herself here when she opened her eyes again.
And live a retirement life like a monk in advance.
This was Jingguo, a dynasty she had never seen in history books. The people who had sent her here wanted her to fulfill one person's wish before they could take her back.
The requirements for the task object are also quite strict. He must be born on the same day as Lin Shanjuan himself.
What's even more demanding is that the robot told her that in the entire Jingguo, only the eldest princess meets this condition.
The eldest princess.
Oh, Princess.
That's not the big radish in the vegetable market that you can see as soon as you go out.
In her remote little place, waiting for the princess to come here is like asking her to wait for rain in the south during the winter in the northeast - it is impossible.
The identity she replaced was called Huang Yue, who died of illness half a month ago.
When she came over, Huang Yue happened to be dead at the bottom of the water. No one could understand why she started drowning the moment she opened her eyes.
The water in early spring is still icy cold. If she hadn't been in good physical condition, she would have ended up in the same situation as before.
Huang Yue was the daughter of an unpopular maid.
At the beginning, the little maidservant climbed into the master's bed with her beauty and won his favor, but she was ungrateful and despised the master, and instead had an affair with the cook, and was caught.
Now the master's seven or eight wives were very proud. Not only did they lock her up in the inner courtyard and not allow her to go in or out, but even Huang Yue was implicated, and now she is unable to have lunch.
That’s right, it has been half a month and Lin Shanjuan hasn’t seen a lunch at the Huang Mansion.
Her yard was only one foot square, so narrow that if she stretched she could easily make a hole in the roof.
There was only one maid, who was even more irritable than her, and kept making sarcastic remarks.
In the past half month, Lin Shanjuan has been thinking of shutting her mouth in various ways all the time.
The sun shone through the window lattice onto her face. Lin Shanjuan shielded her forehead with one hand, watching as the sun passed directly above the zenith. She knew what lunch was going to be today; it must be...
Ok?
The broken door was pushed open, and the little boy who had just left came back with a sullen face, holding some cakes and a roast chicken in his hands.
"This is a gift from my wife. It's a bargain for you. Eat it!"
She put the tray down heavily, and the wine in the glass swayed and spilled a few drops, gradually sliding down the outer wall of the glass.
I was starving, and yet this lady came to my rescue!
Lin Shanjuan regained his interest. He rubbed his hands and looked at the roast chicken, his sitting posture also straightened up a lot.
Ok?
Her attention was drawn to the wine cup... Why does this wine look a little off?
She moved closer and took a closer look at the spilled wine. The moment it touched the tray, white bubbles appeared, accompanied by a pungent spicy smell.
Lin Shanjuan was so shocked that he slapped his forehead. How could poison wine be so sloppy these days? Who would be killed by this poison? Who would dare to drink something so corrosive? Was he stupid?
"What are you looking at! I said it was a waste of the reward given to you by the lady!" The little boy muttered a few words in dissatisfaction, swallowed his saliva and stared at the food.
Lin Shan looked at her with drooping eyelids and a smile, and in an instant he understood the whole story.
I guess Huang Yue’s death was also planned by this eldest lady. Seeing that I was still alive, she came up with another trick.
The knife is right in front of her, and if she refuses it, she will be unworthy of her killer qualities.
She pushed it in front of the little boy and said, "I also don't think it can be given to me, little boy, you eat it."
The child looked at her in surprise, but his gaze lingered for less than a second before returning to the food on the tray. "Oh, this is a gift from the Madam, what should I do..."
Lin Shanjuan wanted to roll his eyes. Your saliva is about to flow up. You might as well wipe it off before saying these polite words.
"It doesn't matter, what's mine is yours, eat it." She continued to push, with a little more impatience.
The little boy was polite for once, dragging the bench to sit down: "Oh, it smells so good, you know what, although you are stupid, you have a good heart."
As she spoke, she began to eat heartily. Lin Shan couldn't help but sigh in his heart. It was indeed the other person who suffered because of him. It wouldn't be bad to be able to die with a full stomach before he died.
She looked up and saw the hairpin behind the child's head, and a hint of coldness flashed across her eyes.
He bribed the little child, and then had her serve the poisoned wine to himself. In the end, he denied it, pushed the little child out, and cleared himself of all responsibility.
This lady is also a bit shallow and scheming.
She did not remind him, but held her chin and watched the child eating at a rapid pace with a smile. Perhaps he choked because he ate too fast, so she picked up the glass of wine and drank it all in one gulp without hesitation.
"Hiss--ha!" The little girl's facial features were twisted together. Lin Shanjuan thought she realized that this was poisoned wine, but he didn't expect the little girl to slam the table.
"Good wine!"
Lin Shanjuan: ...
There are really fools who can't see it, or even taste it.
The little boy quickly finished everything on the tray. She smeared some oil on her sleeve with pride and was about to say something sarcastic when her face suddenly changed. She grabbed her own neck and started struggling, then fell to the ground with a bang.
Lin Shanjuan smiled as he watched her lying on the ground struggling in pain and fear. She didn't even say a word before she strangled herself and died.
Tsk tsk tsk. You insisted on eating what I prepared for you, and you insisted on taking my things. If I don’t say that you are reaping what you have sown, what else can I say?
Just as she was about to stand up, the tattered wooden door was pushed open with great force, like an octogenarian being pushed down by a strong man. Unable to bear the weight, he fell straight to the ground, stirring up a cloud of dust.
A strong young man came in from the door, his face covered in sweat from running. Before he could say anything, he saw the miserable dead child lying on the ground and Lin Shanjuan with a calm face.
"what!!!!"
Lin Shan plugged his ears impatiently. Bai Shu subconsciously shut his mouth again, carefully walked around the child, and whispered, "Why, why did you kill her?"
Lin Shanjuan pointed at the CD on the table: "It wasn't me, she insisted on eating it and ended up stuffing herself to death."
This burly man is called Bai Shu. He is the only person in the entire Huang Mansion who helps Lin Shanjuan.
He was a skilled martial artist and also loved to stand up for the weak, so he offended a wealthy family and had to pay them fifteen taels of silver. His family couldn't afford that much, so they simply sold him.
The chivalrous Bai Shu had long been unable to bear Huang Yue's difficult situation, so he often took the opportunity of collecting firewood to catch a pheasant or something for her to eat.
But they were all snatched away by the children and roasted and eaten.
"Oh my! She's been poisoned!" Bai Shu pointed out the key point. "I was just sweeping the yard outside the Madam's door when I heard her say she asked the little boy to bring you poisoned wine. That's why I hurried over to check."
"But..." He looked at the child who had already started bleeding black blood from all seven orifices, "How did she end up collapsed here?"
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a sudden noise outside.
Bai Shu opened the window and saw a dozen servants coming towards him aggressively. His heart immediately turned cold.
"It's over! They're here to arrest you! In this situation, they will definitely say that you killed the child! What should I do?"
Bai Shu was so anxious that he was running around in circles, and even wanted to use the table to prop up the door, hoping to hide for a while.
Lin Shanjuan felt helpless looking at his anxious look.
If it was just her, maybe she could still hide. Did he not realize his own size? It was wider than the walls of her room, so where else could he hide?
She held his shoulders and said, "It's just right that they're here. I've been mad at them for the past half month, and I finally need to let it out."
Bai Shu was stunned and subconsciously tried to persuade her, not caring whether his words sounded nice or not: "Haven't you been suffering for more than ten years? What's the point of just a little while?"
Lin Shanjuan smiled slightly: "You know what, your way of guiding others is quite unique."
Bai Shu smiled shyly, and Lin Shanjuan's expression suddenly changed: "But I won't listen."
As he was speaking, the servants rushed in, and behind them stood the eldest lady with eyes that reached the back of her head.
After seeing the scene inside the room, the other party was obviously stunned, probably having the same question in their mind as Bai Shu.
The eldest lady's mind was filled with evil thoughts, "Huang Yue! You are so cruel! The little girl has suffered so much with you for so many years, how could you kill her!"
Lin Shanjuan knew that she came prepared, so he didn't waste any words. He grabbed Bai Shu, who was still trying to argue, and kicked the table over, smashing the rotten table into pieces.
She rolled up her sleeves, picked up a table leg, and continued her usual simple and rough style.
"Let's go together."
???
The middle step was suddenly skipped, and the eldest lady was furious: "Beat her to death! Sell her off!"
The current situation no longer allowed for any fair words. Bai Shu gritted his teeth, made up his mind, and pulled off a table leg to stand on the same front with Lin Shanjuan.
In Lin Shanjuan's eyes, the servants who rushed over were no better than minnows and crab generals. She finally had a place to vent the anger that she had been holding in for half a month. She picked up the table leg and fought against many people alone. She knocked down five or six people without even breaking a sweat.
The eldest lady was startled, and the dull sound of the table leg hitting her flesh and blood made her take a step back.
Bai Shu was also stunned by her skills——Huang Yue???
This isn't the Yellow Moon! This is clearly the Red Sun! What kind of combat power is this?
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