I'm a criminal investigation major, and you want to take me to fight drug trafficking?

Li Xuan has been suffering from a kind of happy torture since he returned home from rest.

Lan Moqing was seen holding chopsticks and picking up a few unripe beans and putting them into Li Xuan's bowl.

"Honey, eat these beans. I swear they won't be salty!"

Li Xuan looked at the beans in his bowl and the corners of his mouth twitched fiercely.

Yes! I'm pretty sure it's not salty, but I saw you put sugar in it instead of salt when you were cooking.

How can this be salty, right? And are you sure these beans are cooked, even though they're soft at the front and firm at the back?

Are you really not looking for a new husband? If so, you can just say so directly. There's no need to do this!

Oh my God!

Li Xuan was already crying out in his heart at this moment, but looking at Lan Moqing's big watery eyes, he saw a pleading look in them.

He silently encouraged himself in his heart, if he couldn't make it, he could just go to the hospital again!

Li Xuan's face was full of smiles, his hands couldn't help but tremble, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and he picked up the half-cooked beans in the bowl.

Then he threw it into his mouth as if he was going to die and swallowed it without even daring to chew it.

The moment Li Xuan swallowed the beans, a mask of pain appeared on his face.

But within two seconds he adjusted himself and spoke to Lan Moqing with a smile on his face.

"Mmm, it's delicious without being salty!"

Lan Moqing spoke to Li Xuan uncertainly after hearing this.

"That's not right! I watched you chew it, how can you know what it tastes like without even chewing it?"

"Come, I'll give you some more. Tell me after you chew it thoroughly."

As soon as he finished speaking, half a bowl of beans was put into Li Xuan's bowl.

Li Xuan looked at the beans in the bowl and suddenly the scene of going to the hospital for intravenous drip for twenty days out of thirty days in this month emerged in his mind.

Since he came back, Lan Moqing said that he wanted to reward him by cooking for him in various ways.

Li Xuan, who was very happy at first, gradually discovered that something was wrong.

He was sitting in the living room eating fruit when suddenly a kitchen knife flew over and stuck into the back of the sofa where he was sitting.

There were also several pieces of severed hair on the sofa.

When Li Xuan saw this scene, his eyes widened and the watermelon in his hand fell to the ground.

Then Lan Moqing, wearing an apron, ran out of the kitchen in a hurry and spoke to Li Xuan with a look of grievance on his face.

"Honey, well... the knife slipped out of my hand."

Upon hearing this, Li Xuan swallowed the watermelon in his mouth with force, stood up with trembling legs, and pulled out the kitchen knife from the sofa.

Then he walked over, hugged Lan Moqing and spoke.

"No...it's okay. What do you want to cut? How come you let it go? I'll help you cut it."

Lan Moqing immediately regained his excitement upon hearing this and took Li Xuan to the kitchen, pointing at the pork on the sticky board and said.

"Hey, that's it!"

It is normal to cut pork with a kitchen knife.

But when Li Xuan saw the pork on the sticky board clearly, the corners of his eyes twitched violently.

The pork on the sticky board was actually pork that had just been taken out of the refrigerator and had not been thawed!

No wonder the kitchen knife in his hand had a chip on it...

Li Xuan reacted and spoke tremblingly to Lan Moqing beside him.

"Mo... Mo Qing... I don't really feel like eating pork today."

"How about we change something else to eat? Look, this knife just got chipped and it's hard to cut!"

As he finished speaking, he raised the chipped kitchen knife that had almost cost him his life and showed it to Lan Moqing.

In the end, we ended up having a takeout dinner.

Since that day, there has been no frozen meat in the refrigerator.

Li Xuan even had someone install a hand guard on the kitchen knife so that it could be held firmly in the hand.

From then on, Lan Moqing prepared dinner every day.

Li Xuan also gradually realized the seriousness of the matter.

The food was either so salty that it made you squint your eyes, or ridiculously sweet, or half-cooked.

Li Xuan has been to the hospital twenty times due to food poisoning in just one month!

Now he looked at the beans in the bowl, slowly raised his trembling hands and slowly picked up the beans.

Lan Moqing even urged Li Xuan to speak.

"Oh, husband, hurry up and try it!"

Li Xuan could only respond with a smile that was uglier than crying, and then he made up his mind to stuff the beans into his mouth.

At this moment, the phone he placed on the coffee table suddenly rang rapidly.

Toot toot…..

Li Xuanfei put down his bowl and chopsticks, rushed to the coffee table, picked up his mobile phone and looked at the caller ID.

It turned out to be a call from his good disciple Guan Cai.

When Li Xuan saw this scene, he immediately burst into tears.

You little bastard! You still have to take care of the money at the critical moment!

Without saying a word, he picked up the phone and spoke to the other end.

"Hey, what's wrong with Guan Cai?"

"What? Such a big deal! Okay, okay, I'll be right over."

"Call everyone back immediately. This case doesn't seem to be a simple one."

"That's it, right, right! You'll be ready soon, hang up!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he hung up the phone in a hurry and watched as a big case really happened.

But in fact, Guan Cai on the other end of the phone held up the phone and didn't say a word.

After the call was connected, he heard his master Li Xuan talking to himself on the other end.

Guan Cai was suddenly confused and put down his phone, muttering to himself.

"No, what is Master doing?"

Li Xuan put down his cell phone and immediately picked up his police uniform and car keys. While changing his clothes at the entrance, he spoke solemnly to Lan Moqing at the dinner table.

"Wife, I have an urgent mission, so I'm leaving first!"

Lan Moqing sat at the dinner table, nodded, and spoke to Li Xuan with a smile.

"Okay, be careful and come back soon."

“I will continue to work hard to learn the recipe and try to make it even better next time!”

When Li Xuan heard the word "recipe", he couldn't even take care of his half-worn shoes.

He simply picked up his police uniform and the other leather shoe, opened the door and ran out, wearing one leather shoe and a slipper.

In theory, cooking is a good thing, but when Lan Moqing cooks, it's like the two of them are fighting in the kitchen.

The sound of ding-ling clanging continued, and the main thing was that I couldn't dampen her enthusiasm.

Otherwise, those watery eyes would be like a faucet ready to burst at any time.

After leaving the house, Li Xuan quickly changed his shoes and walked while picking his throat, hoping to spit out the beans he had just eaten.

Otherwise, I don’t know if I will have to go to the hospital for an IV drip later!

It would be really laughable if someone died at home from food poisoning.

The director of the Inspection Department did not die in the pursuit of the vicious criminals, but died while eating his wife's food.

If anyone knew this, they would probably laugh at him for the rest of his life!