Marrying Leng Libing Wang and having four children, traveling back to the 70s
Chapter 602 Tuan Tuan, it’s not easy to be a big brother these days
The night lightly enveloped the window lattices, and a silvery crescent moon hung silently on the branches, its clear light like a veil spreading across the entire family compound.
The orange fluorescent light is also busy, it is like a quiet goldsmith, using its soft halo to inlay a circle of soft gold edge on the cozy master bedroom, and the warm glow lightly covers the spacious kang.
The four little ones, Tuantuan, Yuanyuan, Manman and Dangdang, who were washed clean and as white as milk dumplings, were lying scattered on the kang.
"Xiao Xixi——"
Little Sibao Dangdang, lying on his back, turned over lazily, and pulled the thin quilt on his body with his little hands with ease, and then let out a lazy sound.
"Hmm~~What's wrong, Dangdang?"
Su Nianxi, who had just finished washing up and sat on the edge of the kang, responded sweetly.
"Tell me, your Chenchen, my father, how many days will it take for him to come back from 'confinement'?"
Little Sibao Dangdang asked in a baby voice.
Well, the special regiment led by Captain Lu Chenting, the living devil, happened to have been in closed training for three or four days.
"Why, do you miss your dad?"
Baby Su Nianxi moved closer to the kang, her delicate eyebrows curved, her rosy lips slightly raised, and she asked with a smile.
"Hmm~~~ a little bit, not much."
"I mainly want him to go duck hunting with me down on the river."
Little Sibao Dangdang, with a pair of dimples faintly visible, showed half of the tip of his little fingernail and answered in a milky voice.
In those days (1977), it was not illegal to capture wild animals, especially wild ducks, and this side of the Tielu River was not a hunting zone.
A few days ago, Captain Lu Chenting, the living devil, made an appointment with his four little brothers, saying that when he was free, he would take the four brothers to the Niudai River to catch wild ducks.
Little Sibao Dangdang saw countless wild ducks on the banks of the Niudai River today. He became anxious and eager to take action, and couldn't wait to take action.
No, I miss someone.
"laugh--"
The precious Su Nianxi, whose skin was as white as cream, was amused by the voice and the way the little Sibao acted.
“Duck Hunt!!!”
"Dangdang, you want to shoot wild ducks?"
"..."
"If we kill them, we'll have meat to eat, but then who will lay eggs for us to pick up?"
"If there are no more eggs to pick up, then my boiled eggs, steamed eggs, fried eggs, salted duck eggs... aren't they all over?"
Yuanyuan, the second child of the little fire leopard, was startled, quickly turned over and sat cross-legged, and asked four questions in surprise.
"Uh--"
“Boiled eggs, steamed eggs, fried eggs, salted duck eggs…!!!”
"When did Yuanyuan become so affectionate towards Dan?"
The delicate Su Nianxi, whose face didn't show any trace of time, glanced at her lovely second son Yuanyuan, twitched the corner of her mouth, and secretly complained in her heart.
"oops--"
"Yuanyuan, when did you become so stupid?"
"We can just shoot the male wild ducks and not the females, isn't that all?"
"Males can't lay eggs, right? Dangdang?"
Sanbao Manman, who was sitting with his legs crossed and a pair of short arms holding a pillow, interrupted calmly.
"That's not OK--"
The second little Fire Leopard baby is round, and his voice suddenly becomes a few pitches higher.
"..."
"!!!"
"This can also protect—"
"Yuanyuan can make a male wild duck lay eggs?"
Dabao Tuantuan, who was lying lazily on the side and was very frugal with words, turned his little head when he heard the sound, glanced at Erbao Yuanyuan, and secretly complained in his heart.
Who would have thought…
"Na——"
"If you kill the male wild duck, then the female duck will be left without a partner, without a husband, right?"
"Without a male duck husband, who will the female duck go with? If she has no one to go with, then she won't be able to lay eggs, right?"
"..."
Well, the second little Fire Leopard baby is round and round, and he gently holds the index fingers of his left and right hands together, and speaks shyly, shocking everyone.
If it weren't for the kind little orange lamp, Erbao Yuanyuan, whose face was as red as China, would definitely have coughed so hard that the quilt would have been like her mother's, and she wouldn't have had time to cover it.
"WTF?"
“That, that???”
"Wild ducks lay eggs... that, that..."
The precious Su Nianxi with red lips and white teeth opened her beautiful eyes wide and cried out.
"Damn, what's going on in this little bastard's head?"
"Fur——"
"Could it be that Chenchen and I usually... No, no, we usually pay attention to it. This has nothing to do with Chenchen and me."
Her whole face twitched in disbelief. She stared at her own child, Yuanyuan, as if it were a monster, muttering silently in her heart.
"..."
"My responsibility."
Dabao Tuantuan immediately held his forehead with his hand, and blamed himself helplessly in his heart.
"what--"
"Yuanyuan."
"Call me Master, what am I saying about you? And that—"
"You're still my brother!"
"..."
The left and right index fingers even lightly touched each other, and the little Sibao Dangdang was full of admiration.
"Lu Tinglan——"
"It's not your fault that you love eating eggs; but it's your fault that you make up stories and make wild associations—"
"You, look at your hands...put them down—"
The three treasures are full, and the names of the little fire leopard and the second treasure Yuanyuan are all called out at once.
Well, the three brothers Tuantuan, Manman and Dangdang; then, without any courtesy, they looked at the second child Yuanyuan with contempt over and over again.
"Let it go—"
"what--"
"Why are you calling me by my full name?"
"Why are you all looking at me?"
The annoyed Erbao Yuanyuan refused to accept the result and got up from the kang, raising her little pink fist in protest.
Little Sibao Dangdang: "Tuantuan, it's not easy to be a big brother these days. I'll try not to cause you any trouble; but you should do the science popularization!"
Sanbao Manman: "Yuanyuan, prick up your ears and listen carefully——"
Su Nianxi's baby: "..." My idiot son, when you go to the space in the future, don't just focus on climbing trees and taking bird eggs; the electronic products in it are not for playing games or looking at beautiful girls, they are good things.
Little Sibao Dangdang: "Every time I go online, I tell Yuanyuan not to play games all the time, but to talk about beautiful girls."
Su Nianxi Dingzi: “…” You idiot, mommy is not the only one who says this to you!!!
Helpless, Tuantuan sat up with a thud.
"A female duck can lay eggs even without a male duck, so you don't have to worry about having no eggs to eat if you lose the male duck."
"besides--"
"The nature of a female duck laying eggs is the natural ovulation process of her physiological cycle, and has nothing to do with whether she mates with a male duck."
Well, Dabao Tuantuan’s popular science explanation was so natural, he just mentioned the word “mating” casually, unlike Erbao Yuanyuan, who could even say it while his ears turned red and he looked shy.
"However, when there is no drake, the eggs laid by the female duck are unfertilized. These eggs cannot hatch into ducklings and can only be eaten."
"When a female duck mates with a male duck, the eggs they lay are called fertilized eggs. These eggs are capable of hatching ducklings."
The eldest child, Tuantuan, was explaining science in a serious manner, while the second child, Yuanyuan, was stunned by what he heard.
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