After soaking in the deep mountains for a while, the three little ones came ashore.

"wrong."

"But that scumbag brought people after us."

"But we just drew beards on our faces, so they definitely didn't recognize us."

"Could he really be a human trafficker???"

"You want to capture us and sell us for a good price, so you can buy wine and meat?"

Sanbao imitated the handsome moves of little Sibao Dangdang just now, and flipped his small backpack upside down on the ground, then put his chubby little butt on top of it like a mountain, and then he spoke slowly.

"..."

"run--"

"Then hurry up, no, we have to go home quickly."

"They're chasing us so fast. What if they find us?"

"After all, the three of us are small people, especially full, and we will be caught..."

Erbao Yuanyuan's imagination was running wild, and he gurgled anxiously.

"Uh--"

"Then you can't go home."

"Xiao Xixi and Tuan Tuan went to Beijing. What if that scumbag dad comes to my uncle's house and takes us away while Xiao Xixi is away? What should we do?"

"Then he'll come and say he's the father of our three kids, and we'll all be finished and wiped out."

"With the three of us and the looks of that scumbag dad, who would dare to stop him and come to save us?"

Little Sibao Dangdang played with his chin with his little right hand, thought for a while, and spoke helplessly.

"hey-hey……"

"But you two can rest assured."

"Although I've been running around blindly behind you all this time, I've also been busy all the way."

“Hee, hee, hee…”

"My extra-strength itching powder, haha——"

"My young master, I'm being ruthless all the way."

"And there was a slight breeze just now, blowing the powder all over..."

“Tsk, tsk, tsk—”

Suddenly, Xiao Sibao smiled evilly and continued to add.

Erbao Yuanyuan: "Really?"

Sanbao Manman: "Are you sure? Are you sure you can stop them and not chase them? Are you looking for us?"

Yuanyuan and Manman asked with surprise.

"Um--"

"My itching powder won't be wasted."

"As long as they leave the bamboo forest and come towards us, they will find us along the way, climbing up the tree trunks, bushes, and on the ground."

"As long as their skin touches them within two hours, hehe..."

"I guarantee that each of them will be itchy and howling for ten days."

"Any thoughts of looking for us are completely cut off."

Seeing that Yuanyuan and Manman looked half-believing and half-doubting, Xiao Sibao Dangdang felt confident and added seriously and proudly again.

……

The three little ones were chatting in the deep mountains when they suddenly heard faint howling sounds.

"Listen, listen carefully—"

"I've done it, young master."

"Hahaha--"

"Come on, come on, praise me, praise me."

Well, all the soldiers who were transferred from the 1st and 2nd Regiments were wiped out, and none of them escaped Xiao Sibao Dangdang's itching powder, which made Xiao Sibao Dangdang gloat over their misfortune and feel proud.

……

Wang Guobing's orderly: "Mom, why are you so itchy all of a sudden?"

Captain Lu Chenting, the living devil: “!!!” What happened?

Captain Qiao Zhihong: "Oh, it's so itchy, damn it?——"

Orderly soldier Shen Xiaoqi: "Fuck, ah——"

Deputy Head Gu Yiyan: "Fuck, it's so itchy, there's something wrong with this place, haah, it's itchy--"

Soldiers: "Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Suddenly, there was a roar in the forest, and it was very lively.

"Xiao Lu, something's wrong here?"

"The trees appear to be poisonous. We need to evacuate quickly."

Captain Qiao Zhihong, who was feeling extremely itchy, was the first to yell at Captain Lu Chenting, who was a few meters away from him.

"right--"

"Lu, Brother Lu, I can't stand the itch any more."

"My neck is scratched."

Deputy Captain Gu Yiyan also shouted loudly.

"Leader—"

"Maybe the kids turned back through some hidden path. They didn't even come up this mountain."

"Itchy, whoosh—"

"For example, if those three kids came to this mountain, they would definitely be better than us..."

Orderly soldier Shen Xiaoqi scratched his head and jumped up and down as he analyzed the situation with difficulty and stammering.

"Yes, that's right, Captain."

"I, we adults are so itchy that we're screaming like this. If a baby comes here, he'll be screaming like crazy too."

"Can we not find out?"

Battalion Commander Chen Bin of the Second Battalion of the First Regiment, who was close to the living devil, Regiment Commander Lu Chenting, also interrupted and began to reason aloud.

"..."

"Retreat, return to the military hospital, everyone, quickly—"

Captain Lu Chenting, the living devil, was so itchy that he had no choice but to glance at the soldiers present, whose faces were almost scratched to pieces, and immediately gave orders in a loud voice.

……

"They're retreating. Listen to the footsteps. They're retreating."

"Dangdang, you are really amazing."

Erbao Yuanyuan, with his chubby little butt sticking out, was lying on the ground listening to the sound. While listening to the footsteps going away, he praised with a baby voice and couldn't help laughing.

"That is--"

"Don't you see who I am?"

"Xiao Xixi's skill in making itching powder is not as good as mine."

The victorious little Sibao Dangdang felt a little proud, crossed his arms over his chest, raised his chin proudly, and said triumphantly.

"What's next?"

Following Erbao Yuanyuan's example, he lay on the ground, and Sanbao Manman, who was feeling lonely, jumped up with a frog jump and asked in a baby voice.

"Forehead--"

"I can't go back now anyway."

"From the footsteps coming from underground just now, there must be at least twenty or thirty people."

"Maybe there's an ambush at the foot of the mountain."

"..."

"Where did that scumbag dad call so many people from?"

Erbao Yuanyuan frowned and thought for a long time before responding.

Hmm, Yuanyuan, the little fire leopard, was very good at judging by the sounds. Shen Xiaoqi, the orderly, had sent up nearly forty people.

This time, Captain Qiao Zhihong mobilized a total of about one hundred specially selected elite soldiers from the army. There are now sixty people in Xietian Village. Only about twenty people were left to guard the exits of the village, and the rest of the soldiers all pressed forward into the mountains.

Little Sibao Dangdang: "Yes..."

Sanbaomanman: "Yes——"

Erbao Yuanyuan: "..."

The three little ones' heads were all tangled up with thoughts, but they couldn't figure it out.

A few moments.

"Um--"

"I don't want to think about it anymore. Didn't I just say it?"

"We can't go back down the mountain."

"..."

"Given the situation, the three of us must hide in this mountain."

"We have to wait for Xiao Xixi to come back from Beijing before we can go down the mountain."

"Just be a little savage for a few days!"

The adorable little Sibao Dangdang sat down on his little bamboo basket which was lying on the ground with his little butt and said nonchalantly.

"Well, that's fine—"

"Then let's find a place to sleep now."

"Otherwise, what will happen when it gets dark?"

Sanbao is full, Bulingbuling's eyes rolled and she responded neatly.

"Up there—"

"Go up and take a look. I just discovered it."

"There seems to be a cave there."

Erbao Yuanyuan, who has a keen eye, interrupted.

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