Marrying Leng Libing Wang and having four children, traveling back to the 70s
Chapter 432 Hey, Xiao Dangdang, I’ll add some extra dishes for you today.
"A little bit..."
"Humph--"
"Stomp me?"
"Do you have a hand free?"
"hey-hey--"
"Then I'll give you some more powder."
The "evil" little Sibao Dangdang is as naughty as anyone else. He makes faces, shakes his chubby little butt, and speaks provocatively.
Suddenly, as he said, he took a step forward with his little feet and swung his short arms violently - it was over.
"Woo——"
"Ah ah ah..."
“Itchy, itchy—”
"Give me the antidote."
"..."
Poor Qi Dake, the sound of pig slaughtering started again.
"What, what happened?"
"Stomp who?"
The honest Lu Dazhu was the first to rush out of the house upon hearing the sound, and said in confusion.
"???"
"this?"
"Brother Da Ke, you——"
"Sibaoer..."
Sister-in-law Qi Chunliu came out later and seemed to know something, but she was not sure, and she was speechless.
"..."
"Uh--"
"What's this, Big Ketou?"
"Pfft...
"Sibaoer, come here."
"Stay away from him."
Lu Erzhu, the last one to squeeze out of the house, glanced at Qi Dake, understood what was going on, and laughed, calling Sibao Dangdang.
Well, he had seen Xiao Sibao'er's powder, and was lucky enough to have touched it with his left index finger, and...
"Guwazi, don't leave. Give me the antidote."
Qi Dake was like a naughty monkey, scratching and jumping violently because of the itch. After hearing what Lu Erzhu said, he opened his mouth again and roared loudly.
Lu Dazhu: "Antidote?"
Qi Chunliu's sister-in-law: "Medicine——"
Lu Dazhu: "Sibaoer, you keep saying you can make medicine powder, is that true?"
Qi Chunliu's sister-in-law: "Xiao Xixi, are you really not talking nonsense? Sibaoer, he——"
Lu Dazhu and Qi Chunliu, who had been confused, now understood.
But the couple, who didn't know the whole story, felt embarrassed and guilty when they saw Qi Dake being bullied like that by Xiao Sibao. They looked at each other, scratched their heads, and looked embarrassed.
"Antidote!"
"Yes, I have--"
“On the prairie of the Great Northwest.”
"It's the itchy grass that grows this tall, has clusters of small yellow flowers, and has pointed leaves."
The little Sibao was pouting, gesturing with his little hands, and talking in a baby voice.
"Hee hee hee……"
"Uncle Da Ke, remember——"
"Only in the grasslands of the Northwest can you find itchy grass. It's very delicate and can only grow in the grasslands of the Northwest."
"Remember, you have to boil water and take a bath to get better."
Haha, the little guy is quite polite in front of others. He even calls Uncle Ke and keeps chattering.
Erbao Yuanyuan: "It's over, Lao Deng'er has to take the green train back to the Northwest right away."
Sanbaomanman: "Yes, immediately, right away, even if the skin is scratched."
Sister-in-law Qi Chunliu: "This, this..."
Lu Dazhu: "Only the grassland has itchy grass?"
Lu Erzhu: "Then we have to leave now and return to the grassland?"
"..."
The few people at the door were talking to each other.
"Only the grassland has itchy grass?"
"!!!"
Qi Dake cried out in a broken voice, and his heart sank.
"whee--"
"besides--"
"This itching powder is a stronger version. I calculated that you'll have to bathe in itchy grass water for a month straight."
"Uh--"
"Do not."
"I just peed twice. I have to take a bath for a month and a half."
"Yes, forty-five days. Forty-five days straight."
"Otherwise, the disease will relapse and become a chronic condition."
Little Sibao Dangdang stretched out his right hand cutely, then retracted his thumb, shook two fingers, and added in a milky voice.
"Forty-five days?"
"Relapse? The root of the disease?"
"You little bastard, I, I, I'm itchy..."
“Itchy, itchy—”
"..."
"I'll be back, I'll see what happens next—"
Qi Dake, who was so itchy that he started scratching his skin, said something cruel and rushed towards the village entrance like a bullet from a bow.
"Hee hee hee……"
"I'm waiting—"
Little Sibao Dangdang, with his short arms across his chest, raised his chin in disdain and chuckled nonchalantly.
"no?"
"Here, are you leaving now?"
"Brother Da Ke is leaving now?"
"Back to the northwest?"
"..."
The simple Lu Dazhu looked at Qi Dake who disappeared from his sight in the blink of an eye, and was in disbelief and confused.
"hold head high--"
"Let's go."
"Go back to the grassland—"
"..."
Lu Erzhu, with a gloating look on his face, answered his elder brother happily.
"quick!!!"
"Brother Da Ke runs too fast!"
"I was thinking of getting some local specialties for him to take back to his mother."
Sister-in-law Qi Chunliu muttered to herself as she looked at the country road where Qi Dake had long disappeared.
Sanbaomanman: "Hehehe..."
Erbao Yuanyuan: "Dangdang, come here."
Little Sibao Dangdang: "Here I come."
Sanbao Manman: "Hey, Xiaodangdang, I'll give you an extra dish today."
Erbao Yuanyuan: "Yes, we need more food."
Little Four Treasures Dangdang: "Huh, have you guys verbally asked for more food multiple times?"
Sanbaomanman: “…” It seems so.
Erbao Yuanyuan: “…” Uh—
In an instant, the three identical-looking brothers hugged each other and cried.
"Hey, little ancestor, come here, come to your aunt——"
"Sibaoer——"
"You, don't you dare lose your temper and use your itching powder to deal with the villagers."
"We can talk it out nicely if we have something to say. Stop showing off your pinkie, okay?"
Sister-in-law Qi Chunliu, who had recovered from her shock, frowned, picked up Xiao Silai and began to lecture him seriously.
"Yeah--"
"Sibaoer, your aunt is right. You don't dare sprinkle itching powder on people in the village."
"There's no itchy grass in Jilin Province as an antidote. Remember this."
Lu Dazhu, who had come back to his senses, quickly echoed.
"..."
"That seems to be the case."
Lu Erzhu was stunned when he heard this, and secretly agreed with what his brother and sister-in-law said.
"oops--"
"Uncle, aunt——"
"Don't worry!"
"Dangdang must have been trying to scare Uncle Da Ke just now. He can't be without the antidote."
The three treasures were full, and they raised their little heads, said with confidence and a crisp sound.
"right--"
"Dangdang definitely scared Uncle Ke just now."
The second child, Yuanyuan, also came forward and responded in a baby voice.
Lu Erzhu: “…”
Lu Dazhu: "What?"
Qi Chunliu's sister-in-law: "Dangdang, you..."
Lu Dazhu: "Just now..."
Little Sibao Dangdang: "Hehehe——"
Lu Erzhu: "Dangdang, did you really trick Da Ketou?"
In an instant, the three tall men were speechless, looking at each other and yelling.
"Hey hey hey..."
"I just lied to Uncle Ke."
"The antidote is with me."
"The itchy grass in the northwest isn't an antidote at all. It just has an anti-inflammatory effect."
"Also, if you've touched the itching powder, you don't need any antidote. Just scratch it for six or seven days, and it will naturally heal. You can also take the antidote. It will stop the itching within five minutes."
Little Sibaoer, with an innocent face, smiled slyly and spoke the truth in a few words.
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