"!!!"

"Xiao Lu——"

"Where are you going?"

"Eh eh eh..."

"Xiao Lu, go back to the army and have dinner in the cafeteria. Where are you going?"

"..."

At about 4:30 in the afternoon, the soldiers who participated in the year-end training camp successfully completed the training and returned to the army.

Deputy Regiment Commander Qiao Zhihong of the Second Regiment saw from a distance that Deputy Regiment Commander Lu Chenting, the living devil, was striding towards the family compound with his long and powerful legs, and shouted anxiously.

"Hey-"

"Brother Lu——"

"Lu, Brother Lu."

"..."

Battalion Commander Gu Yiyan, standing next to Deputy Regiment Commander Qiao Zhihong, narrowed his eyes slightly. His sharp gaze like an eagle was fixed on his childhood friend, Deputy Regiment Commander Lu Chenting, who was standing in front of him with empty ears and an imposing demeanor. He took firm and powerful steps.

He was so enthusiastic that he couldn't hold back any longer, so he stood up and joined the group shouting "Lu Chenting" in a loud voice.

The speed of Deputy Regiment Commander Lu Chenting, the living devil, really made the words of Battalion Commander Gu Yiyan and Deputy Regiment Commander Qiao Zhihong go to waste.

however--

At the front, Deputy Regiment Commander Lu Chenting, who was grunting and struggling to get to the family compound, didn't hear it at all.

"Pfft, pfft."

"Brother Lu..."

Battalion Commander Gu Yiyan, who was unwilling to give up, spat twice in disgust on the palms of his left and right hands, then continued with another roar.

Well, Deputy Regiment Commander Lu Chenting heard what Battalion Commander Gu Yiyan said.

But he was too lazy to pay attention to his childhood friend Gu Yiyan who was always out of tune with the world.

He seemed to be oblivious to the shouts from all around him and continued to speed up his pace forward.

"Fuck, wow—"

"Brother Lu, are you deaf???"

"My voice isn't powerful enough?"

"..."

Seeing him yelling like this, his childhood friend Lu Chenting didn't react at all. Battalion Commander Gu Yiyan couldn't help but yell.

“Wow—”

"I just don't believe it."

"Damn it, I can't stop yelling at you???"

Battalion Commander Gu Yiyan, who is 1.85 meters tall, looks like Yang Ersao in Lu Xun's novel "Hometown". He put his hands on his hips in a sissy way, with his long legs spread out like compasses, and teased excitedly.

Immediately, he raised his eyebrows, cleared his throat comically, and continued...

"In front."

"Deputy Captain Lu Chenting of the First Regiment!"

"Your wife, Comrade Su Nianxi, is calling you to the army cafeteria for dinner."

"She's waiting for you in the unit's mess hall—"

"..."

Gu Yiyan, the captain of the Erha, roared loudly, like a cheap trumpet.

"Cough, cough, cough..."

The voice was raised high, roared fiercely, and was so loud.

Battalion Commander Gu Yiyan was choked by his own stinky gurgling water and started coughing.

"Hehehe..."

"Captain Gu, you, you've done this—"

"My face has become like a monkey's butt."

"Smooth, smooth..."

Comrade Shen Xiaoqi, who was standing beside the battalion commander Gu Yiyan, who was as funny as a silly hare, saw that he was choked by his saliva, coughing and falling back, and his face turned red.

He hurried forward and helped Battalion Commander Gu Yiyan to straighten his back, while jokingly smiling with a look of gloating.

A few moments.

"cough--"

"Go! Go! Go--"

"You little bastard."

Well, Battalion Commander Gu Yiyan finally recovered.

When he finally stood up, he immediately gave Deputy Commander Lu Chenting and the gloating orderly Shen Xiaoqi a powerful kick and retorted in a bad mood.

"Fur——"

“Oh my god—”

"That shout almost sent me off."

After adjusting his state, Battalion Commander Gu Yiyan let out a long breath and muttered to himself.

"!!!"

"Nian Nian is in the army cafeteria?"

Battalion Commander Gu Yiyan's "Hedong Lion Roar" made the sharp-hearing Deputy Regiment Commander Lu Chenting suddenly stop in his tracks and mutter to himself.

"Oh——"

“So effective!!!”

Comrade Shen Xiaoqi, the orderly of Deputy Regiment Commander Lu Chenting, saw his deputy regiment commander and heard Battalion Commander Gu Yiyan calling out that his wife was waiting for him in the cafeteria. He suddenly stopped and couldn't help but say in surprise.

"!!!"

"Stop it!"

"Tsk tsk tsk..."

"My sister-in-law is still useful."

Deputy Captain Qiao Zhihong rubbed his eyes in disbelief, and after taking a closer look at Deputy Captain Lu Chenting, he couldn't help but click his tongue.

"Forehead!"

“It’s stopping now???”

"..."

Comrade Wang Guobing, the orderly behind Deputy Regimental Commander Qiao Zhihong, was also muttering in wonder.

Well, he thought Captain Gu needed to adjust his voice a few more times.

……

Turning around, Deputy Regiment Commander Lu Chenting, the living devil, came walking quickly and stopped in front of Deputy Regiment Commander Qiao Zhihong and Battalion Commander Gu Yiyan.

He stared at the two of them coldly with a stern and handsome face.

"Cough, cough, cough..."

"Well, Xiao Lu, the army has notified everyone to eat in the cafeteria tonight."

The honest Deputy Commander Qiao Zhihong didn't dare to talk nonsense - Deputy Commander Lu Chenting's wife was waiting for him to eat in the army cafeteria.

So he touched his chin and said embarrassedly.

"Fuck!"

"This sharp-eyed—"

"Are you going to cut me?"

"Danger—"

He made eye contact with Lu Chenting, the living devil.

Gu Yiyan, this kid, suddenly gasped, and then felt a chill on his back. He felt secretly scared, and the "national quintessence" exploded silently in his heart.

"Gu Yiyan, if you lie to me, I'll chop you into pieces."

As expected, Deputy Regiment Commander Lu Chenting, the living devil, suddenly cast his eyes like sharp ice knives at Battalion Commander Gu Yiyan and spoke in a cold voice.

"Hey, hey hey——"

"Don't, don't, don't..."

"Well, Brother Lu, I'm actually not sure whether your wife is in the cafeteria."

"Look, I'm just following Deputy Captain Qiao and shouting nonsense."

"I shouted for him! Oh, I shouted for him."

"Hey hey hey-"

Facing the stern face, sharp eyes, and cold voice of Deputy Captain Lu Chenting, the cowardly Gu Yiyan said timidly.

"But, but I just heard that these past few days, the military wives in the family compound have all come to Canteen No. 1 to make dumplings for us."

"And these days, the army canteen has provided them with three meals a day."

"It's time for dinner now, and the military wives should eat in the cafeteria."

"Sister-in-law, she—"

"Hey hey hey..."

"Go and have a look. In case your sister-in-law is there later, you won't have to make another trip to pick her up."

The eloquent Battalion Commander Gu Yiyan continued to add with a sly laugh.

"Let's go——"

"Xiao Lu, go to the cafeteria and take a look."

Deputy Regiment Commander Qiao Zhihong saw that his soldier, Battalion Commander Gu Yiyan, Lu Chenting's childhood friend, looked so cowardly and shameless. His honest face twitched, and he spoke bluntly to the living devil, Deputy Regiment Commander Lu Chenting.

……

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