Marrying Leng Libing Wang and having four children, traveling back to the 70s
Chapter 22 Encountering a Troupe
Of course, Yu Longhua always used a certain degree of discretion when he made his move.
"Ugh! Did I run into a troupe? They didn't even have a stage, so how could these guys perform?"
Su Nianxi's eyebrows furrowed like caterpillars, muttering to herself. Then she looked at the distance between her and the fruit stall after Li Zhi stumbled. Wow, only about twenty centimeters. Su Nianxi's lips suddenly curled upward, speechless.
"Ahem, ahem, excuse me for making you laugh. I hope I didn't scare you?" Dai Peng said embarrassedly.
"Oh, how can I not be scared? This is a violent madman. If it's any more sudden, or with a little more force, Li Zhi's ball will definitely hit my fruit stall. My fruit babies will definitely say goodbye to me in a second."
"Wow, getting up early and going to bed late every day, is it easy for me?"
"You three are just idiots from the mountains. Are you sure you're here to buy fruit or discuss cooperation?"
Su Nianxi cursed in her heart, raised her slender eyebrows in dissatisfaction, and secretly gave the three of them a big "Big B Deng".
Dai Peng, who is seven months older than Li Zhi and Yu Longhua, was really defeated by these two rascals. These two guys always act recklessly regardless of the occasion.
"We three brothers are from the same village. We grew up together with our bare bottoms when we were little, and we've always been fighting like this. Please excuse me, uncle." Dai Peng continued to explain without hesitation. He was indeed nervous just now because these two unruly brothers almost overturned his fruit stall.
Hey, sorry for rudeness, Boss Dai. I'm a girl, okay? Are you sure you want to chat naked like this? — "Naked ass"
After Dai Peng finished speaking, Su Nianxi's brows were wrinkled into the shape of the Chinese character "川" (Chuan) that could kill mosquitoes in seconds, her mouth was shaped like an "O" (Yo-yo), and her body was as if acupuncture points had been pressed, she just stood there in fear, motionless; she just stared at Dai Peng with an incredible look on her face.
"Yes, yes, yes. The three of us have been naked together since we were young, and we grew up competing to see who can pee the farthest. We are used to swearing and fighting. Haha, I'm sorry to have embarrassed you." Li Zhi overheard the eldest brother Dai Peng's awkward explanation, and immediately put his left hand on Yu Longhua's shoulder, and echoed more nakedly.
"Huh - more excited? Damn, there's no need to be so blunt!" Su Nianxi suddenly tightened her toes, and was speechless again, complaining in her heart.
It would have been fine if it had just been the words "naked butt", but now there was another question about "who can pee farther". Su Nianxi was so embarrassed that she could have dug out a four-bedroom, two-living-room apartment for herself with her toes.
After two lifetimes, this was the first time she was chatting naked with three rough guys up close. Furthermore, Su Nianxi's imagination had always been incredibly powerful. How could this not be awkward? How could this not be awkward?
Fortunately, the thick makeup on her face was strong enough to cover up Su Nianxi's shameful and reckless behavior.
Yu Longhua, the taciturn little Tyrannosaurus, now looked serious and nodded in answer in a concise manner.
Su Nianxi, at this moment a crow passed by.
Can these three chat? Absolutely not.
"Hehe, it's okay, it's okay, this is what true brothers are like." Su Nianxi suddenly realized that the three of them were staring at him, and he also found that his role at this moment was the uncle, and the gender was male. His reaction was too shocking, so he hurriedly explained.
"Ah……"
"Li, Yu, Dai, three surnames in one village, a big village—"
"Well, it's normal for a big village to have one or two or three weirdos. It's normal..."
Su Nianxi pondered secretly and muttered in his heart.
How could it not be normal? Three grown men, who would know that the old man in front of them is a girl?
If these three knew that the Mr. Su in front of them was a lesbian, they would definitely start digging holes in the ground, first feeling embarrassed, and then trembling with fear.
In this day and age, if you chat like this in front of a lesbian, especially a young lesbian, you will be charged with hooliganism in minutes.
"Little old man, my surname is Su, and I am a native of Beijing. So, are the three bosses satisfied with the fruits in my house?" Su Nianxi quickly changed the subject and asked carefully.
Su Nianxi, who only had money in her eyes, decisively stopped the topic and changed the conversation to talk about fruits. Making money is the most important thing.
"I'm satisfied, I'm satisfied, Uncle Su. No matter how many kinds of fruits you have and in what quantity, the three of us brothers will buy them all." Li Zhi looked at the baskets in front of him, which were large, plump, colorful, fragrant and intoxicating fruits; his heart was surging and he said excitedly.
"Yes, money!!! Bills!!! Wow, I'm really going to get rich." At this moment, Su Nianxi was secretly happy in her heart.
"That's right, Uncle Su. We have stations in every province across the country, and we need large quantities of various kinds of fruits on a long-term basis. We are long-term partners, Uncle." Dai Peng spoke even more domineeringly.
These three are coastal fruit tycoons, just kidding.
"Uncle Su, my third brother and I are in charge of the coastal areas. Here are our contact numbers. Please accept them so we can contact each other when the time comes."
Dai Peng swiftly took out a piece of paper with a contact number written on it from his wallet and handed it to Su Nianxi respectfully.
"Tsk tsk tsk, luckily I'm smart enough to put on gloves in advance, otherwise this pair of soft, boneless, jade-white hands would definitely give me away in seconds." Su Nianxi calmly took the contact note from Dai Peng's hand and secretly boasted in her heart.
Well, my hands are too white and tender, there’s nothing I can do.
"Uncle Su, I'm mainly in Hong Kong. I'll write down my contact number in Hong Kong so you can contact me when the time comes."
Yu Longhua is a man of few words. He rarely speaks, and only for a short while.
He took out a pen from his wallet slowly, then calmly took the paper from Su Nianxi's hand, then frowned and wrote down his contact number in Hong Kong on the paper with a serious face.
"Is this still the same iron-tongued guy from before? The grumpy brother?" Su Nianxi raised her beautiful eyes slightly, glanced at Yu Longhua, shuddered, and asked herself secretly.
"Ha, Saw Gourd, you are good at it. It's because Uncle Su has so much face that he lets you speak." Brothers of many years, Li Zhizhi felt that he had never seen such a thing in his life.
"Has the third brother changed his personality?" Dai Peng, the eldest of the three, blurted out in disbelief.
"Cough cough cough..."
Oops, that's embarrassing.
Suddenly, Dai Peng felt that he was ruining his third brother's reputation, and he coughed several times to cover it up.
Well, Yu Longhua has always been a man of few words since he was a child, and he has a very bad temper.
It's rare that I can be gentle and talkative in front of "Uncle Su" in this black market today. It's really not easy and rare.
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