Marrying Leng Libing Wang and having four children, traveling back to the 70s

"Tsk tsk tsk, Captain Gu, don't hold it so tightly!"

"Hatching eggs—"

Company Commander Fu Xiaosong of the Third Battalion of the First Regiment raised his broad eyebrows, turned up the corners of his mouth, and mischievously "spread his wings like a roc", eager to try - to grab the sugar-roasted chestnuts.

"what--"

"Why do you still want to run away?"

"Hey, where are you running to, fenfen, fenfen--"

Deputy Battalion Commander Sun Yue of the Second Battalion of the Second Regiment did not act like a deputy battalion commander, and he did not fall behind either. He was behind Battalion Commander Gu Yiyan, and as he spoke, he gave him a hug from behind, and then his long arms passed through Gu Yiyan's armpits at lightning speed, and quickly took out two pills.

Soon?

"..."

"It's gone, all, all gone—"

"It's over."

"Damn it, you rascals, I messed up the lunch box too!!!"

Battalion Commander Gu Yiyan, like a defeated and unwilling fighting cock, stared at the empty and crooked lunch box, like an old woman whose house at the village entrance had been robbed; his breathing became rapid, and an unvented anger accumulated in his chest, and he howled angrily.

"His ancestors—"

"After all, they are company commanders, deputy battalion commanders, and battalion commanders. Why are they acting like bandits?!"

"Take away all the lunch boxes from my hands."

Comrade Shen Xiaoqi came over from the other end, fuming and stomping his feet, angrily cursing the "ancestors" of the ruffians who had risen up in arms.

……

"What are you soldiers running for?"

"Are there geese chasing you? Why are you running so fast?"

Well, as soon as they arrived at the training ground and were about to do some stretching exercises, Deputy Regiment Commander Qiao Zhihong and his orderly Comrade Wang Guobing saw a group of swift and powerful soldiers rushing towards them, and he shouted in a loud voice.

"..."

"Um!!!"

"What does it smell like?"

"Why does it smell so good???"

"Did you guys have lunch in the second cafeteria today?"

Deputy Regiment Commander Qiao Zhihong, with his hands on his waist, stretched his neck like a giraffe, and couldn't help but take several deep breaths. He sniffed the faint sweet fragrance that made him gulp several times, and then asked the group of soldiers calmly.

"Hey, no."

"Deputy Captain Qiao, we're not like you, eating lunch in the same cafeteria."

Zhang Shuisheng, the cheerful company commander of the Second Battalion of the First Regiment, replied with a smile.

"No, no, you guys smell really good. None of the dishes in the cafeteria today smell like this."

"I remember it very clearly."

Comrade Wang Guobing, Qiao Zhihong's orderly, swirled his saliva like a swarm of disturbed bees. His face was filled with determination, as if to say, "Don't even think about trying to fool Deputy Regimental Commander Qiao and me!" He shouted at the top of his voice, a roar like a bell.

"Deputy Captain Qiao, the sweet Qiao smell we have on us is not something Old Gong can create."

"This is the chestnut smell I got when I snatched the chestnuts from Captain Gu. Those chestnuts were so fragrant and delicious."

"Hey, Captain Zhou still has two pills on hand—"

Well, Battalion Commander Chen Bin’s eyes are very poisonous. He has been staring at Battalion Commander Zhou Quan with bad intentions and said in a wicked way.

Captain Chen Bin of the Second Battalion of the First Regiment had just snatched a grain from Captain Gu Yiyan like a hungry wolf pouncing on its prey, and he was savoring the taste and still wanted more. However, on the way to the training ground, he tried his best, jumping up and down like Monkey King, but he couldn't get another grain from Captain Zhou Quan of the Third Battalion of the First Regiment to satisfy his mouth-watering craving.

I didn't get to eat it, and I felt so bad. Now, Zhou Quan couldn't get what he wanted.

"Hahaha--"

"Zhou Zi, let Deputy Captain Qiao and Comrade Wang have a taste too."

Yang Chunrong, the company commander of the Second Battalion of the Second Regiment, gloated over the misfortune and shouted loudly at the top of his voice.

"Yes, Zhou Zi, let Deputy Regiment Commander Qiao have a taste too. You can't eat it all by yourself like Battalion Commander Gu and Comrade Shen—"

"..."

Deputy Battalion Commander Sun Yue of the Second Battalion of the Second Regiment was like a cunning old fox, with one bad intention after another, and his seamless machine guns kept making "bang bang bang" sounds.

"You, you are just a bunch of bandits..."

Captain Zhou Quan, who was so angry that his teeth were itching, quickly stuffed a roasted chestnut into his mouth like a tiger whose food was taken away. Then, feeling unwilling and unable to control his emotions, he reluctantly gave up the other two chestnuts that he had snatched with great difficulty, as if his heart and liver were being cut out, and said angrily.

The soldiers: "Hahahaha——"

Fu Xiaosong, the company commander of the 3rd Battalion of the 1st Regiment: "Bandit!!! Well, Captain Zhou Quan, you're calling me a bandit—"

The soldiers: "Hahahaha..."

Orderly officer Wang Guobing: "Haha, thank you for your hard work, Captain Zhou..."

Battalion Commander Zhou Quan: “…”

Comrade Wang Guobing took the shiny sugar-roasted chestnuts from Captain Zhou Quan's hand and accidentally stabbed Captain Zhou Quan in the chest again.

Deputy Head Qiao: “!!!”

Wang Guobing orderly: "!!!"

The moment Deputy Regiment Commander Qiao Zhihong and serviceman Wang Guobing took the sugar-roasted chestnuts in their mouths, they both felt as if they were floating in the air.

Sweet but not greasy, soft and sticky, a delicacy from outer space——

A grain of rice fried with chestnuts made Deputy Regiment Commander Qiao Zhihong and serviceman Wang Guobing feel like they were about to fly to heaven.

"..."

"Gu Yiyan, that kid, did you get these chestnuts from Xiao Lu?"

"But where did Xiao Lu get the chestnuts?"

"Did Xiao Lu's wife do this?"

"Isn't it that you can't even light a fire, and can't even fix a smoking chimney?"

"It makes such delicious chestnuts..."

After learning from the soldiers how and where the sugar-roasted chestnuts came from, Deputy Regiment Commander Qiao Zhihong became puzzled and secretly complained in his heart.

***

dinner time.

Soldier 1: "Hey, hey, look, that living devil, Deputy Commander Lu, why is he going to the cafeteria to get food——"

Soldier Two: "Can we not get food? There's that lazy black wife in the family compound waiting for our poor living devil, Deputy Commander Lu, to feed her."

Soldier Three: "Tsk tsk tsk, God is really jealous of the living King of Hell. How could that matchmaker give our God of War such a nasty woman as his wife?"

Soldier 4: "Who says it's not? Tell me, what's the term for the living king of hell? What's it called? What kind of talent is it..."

Soldier 1: "He's a handsome man."

Soldier 4: "Yes, that's right, that's the watch..."

Soldier Egg One: "..."

Bing Danzi 2: "..."

Soldier Three: "Didn't I tell you he's a 'handsome man'? Why are you still calling him 'that handsome man'?"