Marrying Leng Libing Wang and having four children, traveling back to the 70s

Bingdanzi Xiangsan, like a bug, echoed in a click-clicking manner.

"Tsk——"

"Are you the stupid roe deer in the snowy mountains behind?"

"I saw it, how could I be wrong?"

"That's absolutely impossible!"

"Didn't you see how the Living King of Hell smiled foolishly several times this morning, like a young girl in love?"

"It's obvious that he doesn't mind his black, lazy bitch, and he likes her very much."

The eloquent Si Xizi, holding a dry root in his mouth, hugged his chest, tilted his mouth and said with a click of the tongue.

"You are the stupid roe deer in the snowy mountains."

"If I say it's impossible, it's impossible—"

The soldier, Sha Ersen, lowered his voice and continued to refute.

"Pooh--"

"Silly Ersen——"

"It's almost certain that our living devil has been missing his wife this morning."

"What do you mean by dark? Lazy, can it affect our living devil's actions in the dark at night?"

"I can't, I can't affect it——"

"Get rid of that bachelor Wen Zheng."

Bingdanzi Sixizi spat out the dry root in his mouth and spoke bluntly with a dirty tone.

"..."

"I haven't found a wife yet, so I'm calling you Da Ye, ah, Si Xizi."

Bingdanzi Wen Zheng glared at the eloquent Si Xizi angrily, feeling dissatisfied and secretly criticizing him.

"whispering sound--"

"Just the three of you!!!"

"I don't believe it. Haven't you experienced the darkness under the lamp with your own wife?"

"You don't know, that feeling is as bittersweet as turning on the light!!!"

"Our living devil must be just like me when it comes to his wife. He thinks it's all the same whether the lights are off or not. He's just not picky about food."

Si Xizi, a soldier who eats both meat and vegetables and talks nonsense all the time, got excited and started chattering non-stop.

"Want to try?"

"I bet that the Living King of Hell will be just like this morning, occasionally absent-minded. He will leave training on time and go to the family compound."

"Eh--"

"Besides, it's because I miss my wife!!!"

"Do you dare? Will you come with me? The four of you?"

"Not much, just the same old rules—"

"The loser has to wash my stinky socks for half a month."

"If I lose, I'll wash your stinky socks too."

"Dare you? Or are you scared?"

Si Xizi, a soldier who disliked his smelly socks, looked confident of victory and arrogant. He glanced at the four people with contempt and said provocatively.

Hmm, the smell of the socks under Si Xizi's feet is so bad that even he himself dislikes it——

His smelly socks are comparable to Captain Gu Yiyan's smelly socks, both are so smelly that they can make a cow faint.

Soldier Wen Zheng: “…”

Soldier Egg Gourd: “…”

Soldier Sha Ersen: "..."

Soldier Xiang San: "..."

The four of them looked at each other.

The soldier, Sha Ersen, said: "Come on, come on, why should I be afraid of you, a chatterbox?"

Soldier Xiang San: "Count me in, I'm afraid of you, Si Xizi..."

Soldier Wen Zheng: "Count me in too..."

Bingdanzi Huzi: “…………&&&&”

Bingdanzi Wen Zheng: "Little Gourd, what are you staring at?"

Soldier Silly Ersen: "Hulu, are you scared???"

Soldier Xiang San: "Oh my god, don't betray me—"

"!!!"

"How does this even involve rebellion???"

"Oh my god, Si Xizi's sniffing socks!!!"

"hiss--"

"Wait, I think I saw the King of Hell grinning foolishly this morning."

"Yes, I remember correctly. It wasn't an illusion, even though it was only a fleeting moment."

"..."

At the edge of the training ground, Bingdanzi Huzi, who was sitting on a tree stump, had his eyes spinning like a top. He suddenly remembered the foolish smile of the Living Devil, which was like that of a young girl in love, during the morning training break. So, he began to have a conflict in his heart, and he muttered to himself.

You know, he is a married man!

If you think about Si Xizi's words carefully, his analysis is not completely unreasonable.

Tsk, on the left, he thought of Si Xizi sniffing his socks, and on the right, he thought of the living devil's silly smile like a young girl in love; Huzi, who had a weak will, was now like a fence-sitter, and began to hesitate and be indecisive.

"..."

"Hey, little gourd, what are you thinking about sitting there? Just tell me the truth—"

"No, just stand here like a bitch."

Bingdan Ziwen yelled at Huzi and urged him.

"Isn't it just sniffing socks?"

"I'll follow you three—"

The image of Deputy Captain Lu Chenting, the living devil, kept replaying in his mind. He was like a thousand-year-old ice block with no emotions. Bingdanzi Huzi gritted his teeth and stood on the side with more people.

"Let's go, it's time for dinner—"

Xiangsan saw that the matter was settled, and he said something hungry.

***

Troop canteen.

"You two have been sharing a pair of chopsticks lately, eating together."

After the training, Deputy Captain Qiao seemed like a different person and became more approachable.

He brought his orderly Wang Guobing, carried the food, and came to Shen Xiaoqi and Gu Yiyan, sitting at the same table with them.

"Deputy Captain Qiao, Mrs. Kong hasn't returned to the family compound yet?"

Seeing that the kind-looking and pleasing Deputy Captain Qiao Zhihong of his own Second Regiment came to share the table, Gu Yiyan asked mischievously.

Well, Battalion Commander Gu Yiyan didn’t want to stand up and salute, but his Deputy Regimental Commander Qiao had said that he didn’t have to salute in the cafeteria.

"It will be soon. It will only take three or four days."

"Hey! Comrade Shen, it's time for training. We're in the cafeteria. Forget it, hehe..."

Shen Xiaoqi, the orderly of Deputy Regiment Commander Lu Chenting, was a living devil. Just as he was about to put down his chopsticks and stand up to salute, the approachable Deputy Regiment Commander Qiao stopped him with a smile.

"Your Deputy Captain Lu has returned to the family compound?"

Deputy Captain Qiao took a bite of his steamed bun and asked Shen Xiaoqi, who was eating with great effort, in a leisurely manner.

"Yes, Deputy Captain Qiao, our Deputy Captain Lu went back to the family compound right after the training."

Orderly soldier Shen Xiaoqi, who was quick-tongued, swallowed the food in his mouth and answered swiftly.

"Hey--"

"I kindly remind Brother Lu that it's best to take food from the cafeteria back home."

"That living devil, with a cold face, didn't even glance at me."

"Tsk tsk tsk, when we go back later, will that sister-in-law, a living ancestor, have food to eat?"

"At this moment, his family probably doesn't have matches to light a fire for him, and he can't starve—"

Battalion Commander Gu Yiyan said with a gloating look.

"Didn't I send ten boxes yesterday?"

"You have five boxes, I have five boxes. How come I, Deputy Commander Lu, don't have any matches to start a fire?"

Comrade Shen Xiaoqi, with his mouth full of rice, suddenly looked up and asked with a simple mind.

"Ah--"