Marrying Leng Libing Wang and having four children, traveling back to the 70s
Chapter 128 What are you doing standing in front of me? How can I poop?
"Okay, okay, I'll be right there."
Seeing that Deputy Captain Qiao looked as if he was facing a great enemy and was trembling with fear, like a frightened rabbit, Director Lin Pingzhi was surprised, but still cooperated with Deputy Captain Qiao Zhihong and said; then he left as fast as the wind and like an arrow from a bow.
"Comrade, could you please hurry up? I can't hold it any longer."
An old lady in her sixties with silver hair squeezed her legs together, twitched the left corner of her mouth, looked like she was holding it in, and shouted loudly.
"Go away, what's wrong with you, old lady? I'm not done yet——"
"I want a big one, a big one, you know? What are you doing standing in front of me? How can I poop?"
"Go to the pit at the back and don't disturb me while I'm taking a shit."
A young woman in the public toilet also loudly scolded.
Well, the hospital's public restroom is busy this early in the morning. Judging from the conversation between the two people above, the old lady also seems to be in a hurry and can't hold it in for long.
"Auntie, come to me, I'm fine now."
Su Nianxi, the swollen baby who had just finished relieving himself, came down from the pit and kindly called out to the old lady who was in a hurry and had a red face.
"Hey, hit, hit, hit..."
Upon hearing this, the old lady's eyes lit up with a smile, and she quickly replied with a loud and grateful voice. She took small steps towards the pit where Su Nianxi had just taken the food.
"Attendant Shen, please keep an eye on me. I'm going in to relieve myself and will be right back."
"Remember to keep an eye on it, I'll be right out."
Coincidentally, Deputy Headman Qiao Zhihong also wanted to relieve himself, and he told Shen Xiaoqi with a serious face.
"Shh."
"Snapped."
"Yes."
Shen Xiaoqi saluted quickly and answered with a look of assurance that he would complete the mission.
Not long.
"Hey, comrade soldier, can you please take my son to the toilet for me? He needs to urinate."
"This kid is not little anymore. I don't dare bring him into the women's restroom. I'm afraid other women will accuse him of being a hooligan."
"This men's restroom is even more inconvenient for a female comrade like me to enter."
"But this potion—"
A thin female comrade, holding an IV bottle high in her left hand and supporting a sickly teenage boy with her right hand, begged helplessly to Shen Xiaoqi, a serviceman in green military uniform and with a dignified look.
"!!!"
"..."
"What, what should we do? Deputy Captain Qiao just stepped into the restroom a few seconds ago, why didn't he come out so soon?"
"What should I do???"
The simple and honest Shen Xiaoqi was stunned for a moment after hearing what the thin female comrade said. It was as if two little people were fighting fiercely in his heart and mind. He was struggling between his conscience and his desires, and he kept asking himself questions in his heart.
"Uncle, I'm in a hurry. If you don't hurry up, I'm going to pee—"
The weak and sickly little boy with clear and watery eyes begged Comrade Shen Xiaoqi for help. Well, he begged for help pitifully.
"Walk."
Shen Xiaoqi was a soldier, and he could not refuse this solemn green military uniform. He gritted his teeth, quickly took the medicine from the thin female comrade, and said firmly to the little boy who was in a desperate need to pee.
"Thank you, thank you, soldier comrade."
The thin female comrade expressed her gratitude.
"..."
"There are too many people here. It's not easy to slip into the space. I have to find a place where there are no people."
Comrade Su Nianxi, wearing a dark grey headscarf, walked out of the women's public restroom with a relaxed look on her face. She stood beside the public washbasin in the corridor, quickly washing her tender little hands while muttering to herself.
Su Nianxi washed her hands quickly, shook her arms, and rubbed her palms on both sides of her waist. Then, she turned around quickly and left unhindered.
***
On the first floor of the military district hospital.
Director Lin Pingzhi greased his feet and ran to the first floor like lightning. Finally, he saw his childhood friend Lu Chenting queuing for breakfast in the hospital cafeteria.
"Hurry, go to the public restroom on the third floor and arrest him."
"Oh my god, I ran myself to death, and finally found you——"
"Deputy Captain Qiao and your orderly may not be able to handle this any longer."
"Hurry up, run, run..."
Director Lin Pingzhi didn't care about his image at all. He rushed towards Lu Chenting, who was serious, stern, standing straight and dignified, like a mad bull. He spoke to Lu Chenting breathlessly, incoherently and in a loud voice.
"..."
Lu Chenting, dressed in a heroic military uniform, with an imposing and chilling demeanor, suddenly frowned and glared at Director Lin Pingzhi.
"Your wife, your wife ran away—"
Well, this guy finally picked out the "central sentence".
After hearing this, Deputy Captain Lu Chenting rushed towards the stairs; Director Lin Pingzhi followed without hesitation.
In the men's public restroom on the third floor.
Serviceman Shen Xiaoqi, a green figure identical to Deputy Captain Qiao Zhihong, suddenly squeezed over from the side and stood next to Deputy Captain Qiao Zhihong, who was standing in the men's restroom, concentrating on closing the "door" to complete the private matter of relieving himself.
"You, why did you come in?"
Deputy Captain Qiao Zhihong was already shocked by the sudden appearance of this person; when he looked closely and saw that it was attendant Shen Xiaoqi, his body trembled violently, a look of extreme fear appeared on his face, and then he asked in a stern voice.
This stern voice was like a powerful thunderbolt. The men's public restroom, which was originally filled with all kinds of noisy sounds, suddenly became so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.
Those who were at the peak of their excretion and were most emotional were also like being cast under a spell, and all the sounds stopped abruptly.
For a moment, the atmosphere in the men's room became extremely awkward, as if the air had frozen. Everyone looked at each other, unsure how to break the suffocating silence.
"Qiao, Deputy Captain Qiao, I can't refuse this anymore—"
"Get out now..."
Shen Xiaoqi spoke hastily, with a look of, you know, helplessness and compulsion. Before Shen Xiaoqi could finish his words, Deputy Head Qiao Zhihong had vanished in a flash.
Everyone in the men's restroom: "..."
Well, everyone continued to have fun.
now.
At the corner of the corridor on the second floor, Deputy Head Lu Chenting, Director Lin Pingzhi and Su Nianxi who was coming towards them, suddenly looked at each other, and both of them paused and stopped at the same time.
Hmm, Deputy Captain Lu Chenting recognized Su Nianxi at a glance. She was wrapped up so that only a pair of watery black eyes were exposed. He gazed at his wife with affectionate and gentle feelings.
"Stop, stop, stand still—"
"You, you, don't come over here—"
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