Qiao Zhihong: "Hahaha..."

Wang Guobing: "But, Deputy Commander Lu, it seems like Comrade Xiaoqi is almost overwhelmed. That wild boar is different from the one we just took down. It seems to be particularly ferocious."

Qiao Zhihong: "That's a no-brainer, you soldier! This is a lone pig in armor, how can he not be fierce!"

Qiao Zhihong: "Xiao Lu, Comrade Xiao Qi has been able to hold out for this long, which is quite good. And looking at his dodging speed, he's quite good. He's smart and clever! He also knows not to run straight ahead. Unlike the national soldier just now—"

Wang Guobing: “…”

Deputy Regiment Commander Lu Chenting, Deputy Regiment Commander Qiao Zhihong, and serviceman Wang Guobing, the three of them were leaning on a tree trunk not far away, watching the fire from afar, jokingly: a soldier and a wild boar; the wild boar "grunted" angrily, the soldier made a fuss, chattered, and cursed; the man and the pig, neither of them would give in, and they kept circling around the century-old tree stubbornly, round and round.

"Huchihuchi..."

"Oh my god, you dead pig, why are you so stubborn? Are you really going to pick a fight with me???"

"You idiot, run for me! You can't lose to this arrogant beast—"

The naughty monkey Shen Xiaoqi, panting, started chattering and cursing again, muttering loudly.

"Hum..."

The armored lone pig, as usual, hummed angrily and hurriedly, chasing Comrade Shen Xiaoqi madly.

Suddenly, the armored wild boar got dizzy from circling around the tree, and Comrade Shen Xiaoqi was even more confused. He opened the door and was disoriented. It was so funny that he ended up chasing after the armored wild boar. He vigorously drove the wild boar around the century-old tree.

However, the wild boar was too stupid to think, and was just chased by Shen Xiaoqi to run; tsk tsk tsk tsk, the ferocious and stupid wild boar kept running in circles.

Well, the scene was quite like the Monkey King and the Pig Brother, two good brothers.

"Wow! When did this idiot come in front of me? Damn, you stupid pig——"

The silly Comrade Shen Xiaoqi was startled and finally reacted. He was panting, irritable, and started cursing at the armored pig.

"..."

"Comrade Xiaoqi, didn't he realize that he was running so fast that he ended up behind the wild boar."

"Why are you here, cursing at wild boars?"

Comrade Wang Guobing, who was not far away, complained in his heart with a black line on his forehead.

"Oh my god—"

"At this speed, Xiao Lu is almost catching up with me!"

Deputy Captain Qiao Zhihong could not have imagined that Shen Xiaoqi had such an amazing speed, and could not help but sigh.

"..."

"!!!"

"Wow, wow, it's incredible, I'm so rich, so rich!!!"

"Arrogant, arrogant——"

Comrade Shen Xiaoqi, who was spinning around dizzy, felt like he was struck by a thunderbolt. Suddenly, his blurry eyes, as if under a spell, widened in surprise, as if they were about to jump out of their sockets. He stared in disbelief at the two, uh, large wild boar testicles in front of him that were like two small hills. His shock was beyond words. He couldn't help laughing and blurted out a thunderous exclamation.

Lu Chenting: “…”

Deputy Regiment Commander Lu Chenting seemed to be very dissatisfied with the current response ability of his orderly. His cold brows instantly furrowed into a knot, and his hard jawline suddenly tightened.

Wang Guobing: “!!!”

Qiao Zhihong: "Hahaha, this kid only realized it now???"

The honest Deputy Commander Qiao was amused by the unexpected exclamation of the monkey-like Comrade Shen Xiaoqi, and burst into laughter.

Comrade Shen Xiaoqi, busy running in circles, was completely oblivious to any sounds from the outside world. His mind, eyes, and heart were filled with thoughts of the armored lone pig in front of him and how to save his own life.

Um, a wild boar weighing nearly 300 kilograms - an armored solitary boar, how could that guy not be powerful and arrogant? It must be a behemoth, otherwise how could it be so fierce and difficult to deal with?

Wow, the "scenery" experienced when being chased by a wild boar and when chasing a wild boar are very different, which made Comrade Shen Xiaoqi amazed!

"Hey! Got it!"

"The testicles are the vital part of all male animals. Attack—"

"Yes, I will attack that arrogant fellow!!!"

Comrade Shen Xiaoqi, who was as resourceful as a god, frowned and thought, secretly calculating in his mind. Suddenly, he smiled cunningly and decided to act decisively. He took action immediately.

Suddenly, the sharp knife in his left hand flashed to his right hand.

Shen Xiaoqi imitated his deputy commander Lu's behavior on the battlefield, and stabbed the arrogant wild boar fiercely with swift and decisive moves. Then he turned suddenly, and with a "swish", he used all his strength to tear it apart. With his quick eyes and hands, he completed two such actions in a lightning speed, leaving the armored wild boar no chance to fight back.

The armored wild boar suddenly let out a miserable howl, which was like a sharp sword piercing the silent sky of the snow-capped mountains.

The snow on the century-old trees seemed to be frightened by the deafening and miserable howling, and fell down with a thud.

The wild boar's bright red blood flowed uncontrollably on the white snow like a flood.

The wild boar felt pain, shook its head and turned around with its last bit of strength. White air came out of its nose, and it uttered two miserable "humming" sounds through its nose and mouth, unwilling to give up. Then, its strong limbs went limp, and its waist collapsed in a pool of blood, its body twitching.

The wild boar fell in a pool of blood, its body twitching, its big eyes wide open, staring intently at the culprit who had taken advantage of its back door - Comrade Shen Xiaoqi.

At this moment, Captain Lu Chenting, who was leaning on a tree trunk, ready to rescue his "driver" at any time, finally had some warmth in his cold eyes; his tightly furrowed brows also relaxed in an instant; and a very satisfied smile appeared on the corners of his cold mouth.

"Ha ha--"

"I did it! I did it! I did it..."

Shen Xiaoqi was like a naughty monkey, unable to control his laughter that was as loud as a silver bell. He cheered and jumped for joy, as if he was going to jump to the sky.

"Clap clap clap..."

"Hehehe——"

"Awesome, Comrade Xiaoqi, well done."

Comrade Wang Guobing was so excited that he immediately laughed and clapped his hands in applause.

"Hahaha--"

"Okay, Comrade Xiaoqi, you, as a soldier, have some of Xiao Lu's boldness and ruthlessness on the battlefield."

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