The wish of the Qing Dynasty is fulfilled
Chapter 59 A Ruo 1
"System, you'd better explain it to me."
Han Zhang gritted her teeth and interrogated the system that was pretending to be dead in the space, asking why she didn't have time to return to the Qingchuan Department after completing her last mission, but went straight into the plot.
"Host...um...let me explain..."
The system's language function fell into a brief period of disorder, and after struggling for a long time, it finally gave up making up lies.
"Actually, A'ruo gave me too many points, and I couldn't help myself, so... so... No one expected this mission to be expedited like this, and they directly dragged you, the host, into this."
Fortunately, this was not an important moment. Han Zhang left on the pretext of going to the bathroom, quietly accepting A Ruo's memories while checking the requirements of this mission.
After reading the requirements, Hanzhang was speechless.
Others' requests were either to become the Queen or the Queen Mother, but why was Ah Ruo's wish so... special?!
She made a wish in countless reincarnations, wishing that there would never be peace in Hongli's backyard, and that all the women in the harem would have a miserable life.
Han Zhang: ???
Okay, okay, you haven't said a word about Hongli, who has been your bedside table for so long, and you have used all your endless energy to indiscriminately attack other people.
Time is running out, hurry up and draw the golden finger.
A red light flashed, revealing a new halo.
[Power of the Prophet]: Wearing this halo, you will have the power of Liu Zhu, the strongest prophet in "Empresses in the Palace". What you say will be realized in a reasonable way, comparable to your words coming true!
Liu Zhu had successfully predicted that Huanbi would become the second lady, Huanbi would marry Prince Guo, and Zhen Huan would be promoted to a noble concubine. This golden finger is extremely powerful!
Even though it was marked in small print that it could only be used once a day and that one was not allowed to say anything too outrageous like asking the emperor to abdicate to him, Han Zhang still accepted it with satisfaction.
After putting on the halo, Hanzhang quickly received the original owner's memory and knew that this was the day when the third prince Hongshi was about to hold a beauty contest. After making preparations, it was Hanzhang's version of A Ruo who appeared in public again.
"Aruo! Princess is looking for you everywhere!"
As soon as A Ruo came out from the corner, she ran into another maid from the Ulanara Mansion. A Ruo quickly pretended to be the original owner's arrogant look and snorted in response, and successfully fooled her.
As soon as the palace set the date for the selection of the third prince, the queen immediately sent a message to Ulanara's mansion, insisting that Qingying be chosen as the concubine.
Qingying was extremely anxious. After finding A Ruo, she quickly asked her to secretly buy some beans for her.
Although A Ruo didn't understand why Qingying, a lady from a noble family, would resort to such a shameful method as empty bowel movements, she didn't feel ashamed of herself, so why should she worry about it?
It’s not enough to just eat beans and listen to the sound. Our princess is so beautiful, of course she must be remembered by everyone present!
So after Qingying appeared gracefully, accompanied by a few "puff puff" sounds, before anyone could react, an indescribable smell spread out and filled the entire banquet.
A Ruo was so moved by her own thoughtfulness that she immediately picked up a handkerchief to cover her face, looking surprised, but actually holding her breath quickly.
Damn, what a mistake!
Not only does it smell bad, it's also eye-irritating! !
The Third Prince was stunned by the string of farts at first, and before he could react, the crackling smell rushed directly into his nostrils.
The Third Prince, who was poisoned by the biological weapon, only had time to open his mouth before he vomited all over the concubine next to him.
The concubine who was vomited on by him was trying hard to hold it back, but in the end, someone vomited all over her head. Who could bear it?
The girl was just there for a blind date, and after being humiliated like this, she was just about to leave.
As a result, as soon as she opened her mouth, the food was spoiled. She couldn't help but vomit, and then vomited back onto the Third Prince's robe.
The lingering stench mixed with the smell of vomit from the two people made everyone on the field feel a little nauseous under the double attack of smell and vision.
The queen was dumbfounded.
(?_?)ヾ
A'ruo, whose eyes were red from the anger, took advantage of this opportunity to rush to the scene, grabbed Qingying and ran away while apologizing to the queen.
The Queen didn't know what to do for a moment, and when she saw the loyal slave beside Qingying protecting his master alone and his eyes were red with anxiety, she waved her hand to allow the two of them to leave first.
Qingying, who was being held tightly by A Ruo and running fast, truly demonstrated to everyone what "pipipidian" meant.
As the fart sounds faded away, everyone present began to vomit, and the queen's face turned completely black.
After all, she was also feeling nauseous, but she couldn't vomit for both public and private reasons, so she could only grit her teeth and pretend nothing was wrong.
……
Hongli woke up from his dream and asked Wang Qin about the result of the selection immediately, but saw that Wang Qin looked embarrassed.
Hongli's heart skipped a beat.
Could it be that Qingying was chosen by the third brother as his wife?
Just as he was daydreaming, Wang Qin blurted out that Princess Qingying was not chosen, neither was she the principal wife, concubine, or princess.
After hearing the news he wanted, joy filled Hongli's mind, causing him to ignore Wang Qin's strange expression.
The Third Prince hurriedly finished selecting candidates halfway through and temporarily summoned a large number of imperial physicians to diagnose and treat the patients.
Although the queen promptly ordered everyone to keep silent, how could such a big event be kept secret?
Rumor has it that Princess Qingying attacked everyone indiscriminately with a series of farts, but this rumor was so outrageous that Wang Qin didn't even dare to tell it to Hongli.
The master simply didn't ask any further questions.
Wang Qin breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that he had escaped a disaster.
……
Qingying felt ashamed at this moment, tears fell down like crazy, and her butt also made crackling sounds.
A Ruo was almost suffocating.
After dragging Qingying onto the carriage, she just sat in the front of the carriage and didn't dare to enter the carriage at all, for fear of getting hurt by the smoke.
After returning home, Qingying cried and asked her father to ask the imperial physician to treat her, and bluntly said that someone wanted to harm her.
The imperial physician, who had just been hurt at the Third Prince's blind date, was sent to Ulanara's residence again, and he felt as if everything was going dark.
After a careful examination, the final conclusion was that Princess Qingying had gastrointestinal discomfort.
Even though she took out the leftover beans and asked the imperial physician to examine them carefully, the result was that her stomach discomfort had simply changed to stomach discomfort caused by eating beans.
The imperial physician finally gave a subtle reminder that "Princess should eat a lighter diet on a daily basis", which once again made Qingying cry and pout.
A Ruo quietly retreated to the corner, hiding her achievements and fame.
After all, with the aura of the Word Spirit, he only needs to "predict" that Qingying will have a bowel movement accompanied by a foul smell at the banquet. Even if Hua Tuo were alive, he would not be able to find out what went wrong.
Later, Qingying's unique BGM finally stopped, but her face was completely lost.
After all, she couldn't take her underwear and announce everywhere that she was just defecating, not really defecating!
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