Uncle Jiu's little zombie: learn a magical power every day

There were many secret religions and mysterious and evil sects in ancient China.

Especially in the late Qing Dynasty and early Republic of China, due to natural disasters and man-made disasters, the world was in chaos and the common people saw no hope. They could only rely on ghosts and gods, or even evil spirits!

Among them, the White Lotus Sect is the most popular and has appeared in many classic film and television works.

In many novels, the White Lotus Sect is the most prosperous. Regardless of dynasties or worlds, most villain cults are named after the White Lotus Sect.

There is a branch of the White Lotus Sect called the Five Ghosts Sect, which believes in five immortal evil spirits.

These five evil spirits will live in the bodies of pregnant women, turning both mother and child into demons that harm humans and animals and suck their blood and brain juice. According to legend, if these five demons were able to be born, they would have boundless magic power and bring harm to the world.

Fortunately, the Five Ghosts Sect was finally surrounded and suppressed by the government, and the five evil demons were captured by Master Long Ci in an ancient bottle and suppressed by a golden Buddha. They were buried alive together with the Five Ghosts Sect members and the sect’s property.

"Everyone! Today is my great day. I've always made friends with many people, robbing the rich and helping the poor..."

The bald marshal Xu Sanye was wearing a black marshal suit and round-frame black sunglasses. He looked very arrogant and gave a "wedding speech" with his hands on the dining table.

Sitting at the same table with him were his seven wives!

The first wife, the second wife, and the third wife were all previous wives. They all wanted a son, but none of them got pregnant. Guangtou Xu got anxious and gritted his teeth. He decided to marry four wives at once. He didn't believe that seven wives still couldn't get pregnant!

Lin Yi and Qingqing sat in the yard, watching Baldy Xu chattering incessantly in the house. They had only one thought in their mind: why hadn't the meal started yet?

"Today, I am marrying my fourth, fifth, sixth, and seventh concubines. I am preparing a feast for my relatives and friends with a few dishes and some wine."

"adjutant!"

"Yes, handsome!"

Guangtou Xu's adjutant stood up and announced loudly.

"Today is Marshal Xu's wedding day, and a vegetarian banquet has been prepared for the Fourth, Fifth, Sixth, and Seventh Concubines."

Lin Yi: ???

What the hell!

Vegetarian banquet!

I spent a silver dollar to come here to eat delicious food and drink spicy drinks, and you serve a vegetarian meal!

"The vegetarian feast includes golden shredded mushrooms, chrysanthemum and hair algae, coral bird's nest, three-braised monkey head, stir-fried colorless red, fake Buddha Jumps Over the Wall, pure and innocent Immortal Pointing the Way, and stir-fried spinach!"

As soon as the chef Chuliu finished reading the menu, the whole audience was in an uproar.

Stir-fried spinach!

It’s okay to have a purely vegetarian banquet, but how can we serve stir-fried spinach?

Lin Yi and Qingqing's eyes turned green.

Damn it, give me back my money!

I came here to eat braised pork elbow, four-happiness meatballs, lobster and abalone. What are these you served?

Buddha Jumps Over the Wall is fake, just stir-fried spinach!

A silver dollar can be used to buy food for half a year outside, and that half a year is because it has not been sold.

The adjutant frowned and looked ferocious.

This guy always plays villains in Hong Kong movies and has never played a good guy. The key point is that he looks like a good guy with his fat face.

"The sixth day of the first lunar month! What's wrong with you? Can stir-fried spinach be served?"

The cook Chuliu's face turned pale in an instant. He had already been unable to speak clearly, and now he stuttered even more.

Just as he was about to speak, he saw Xu Guangtou slightly tilt his head and said lightly.

“I ordered this dish!”

"I ordered it specially for the Fourth Concubine!"

"Mingzhu, am I remembering correctly?"

Baldy Xu moved closer to the fourth concubine who was wearing a red veil.

Mingzhu had a blank expression on her face. No, it should be said that she looked as if she had lost all hope in life.

What good girl would be willing to marry a 38-year-old bald man at the age of 18?

However, her family was afraid of the powerful, so they took the money and sold her out.

Smelling the unique fragrance of the little girl, Guangtou Xu felt two pounds lighter and waved to the adjutant behind him.

"The food is served!"

The adjutant then called out and started serving the food!

Lin Yi and Qingqing, who could only stay in the yard, ate today's vegetarian dishes with gritted teeth. Lin Yi had short arms, so Qingqing had to take care of Lin Yi while he ate. She used one chopstick for herself and one chopstick for Lin Yi, and she was very helpful while eating.

If you are from Geneva, you have to eat vegetarian food, otherwise you will waste a dollar.

You know what, even though it’s a vegetarian dish, it tastes pretty good.

It was hard for the fellow villagers who were eating at the same table. They held their chopsticks in the air and looked at Lin Yi and Qingqing in amazement as they ate with their chopsticks flying.

When I came to my senses and wanted to pick up some food, the plate on the table was empty.

Fortunately, we can have more food after eating here, otherwise we would go back hungry today.

……

Night falls.

Big red lanterns were hung high throughout the Xu Mansion.

The four new concubines were all crowded into one new room.

This wedding bed was quite large, and even with four young ladies sitting together, it still seemed a little empty.

The four brides all had translucent red gauze covering their heads, which made them look hazy and very attractive.

Outside, the sounds of drinking and playing finger-guessing games could be faintly heard from the front yard, like a bandit's den.

And Xu Guangtou came over staggeringly after drinking.

Tonight is his big day, and he wants to shoot four holes with one shot, so of course he can't get drunk.

With a bang, the door was pushed open.

Baldy Xu walked in unsteadily, looked at the four brides sitting beside the bed, and immediately started laughing.

In the movie "Ghost Eats Human Fetus", Guangtou Xu only married four concubines. But now, because of Lin Yi's sudden intervention, he saved three brides who were killed by ghosts on the road, which made Guangtou Xu's feat of marrying four concubines in one go.

There were plates and bottles on the table.

After Xu Guangtou came in, he went straight to the table.

This is the top-quality stuff that Mr. Turtle prepared for him.

Deer antler, tiger penis, golden spear tonic pills, half a bottle of Indian god oil and two packs of traffic lights!

There is also a jar of tiger penis wine!

Baldy Xu couldn't wait any longer, he poured the wine, then took out the red light pills and tiger whip wine and drank them down in gulps.

After a while, Guangtou Xu's eyes began to glow green.

"Hehehehe, tonight Third Master, I want..."

At this moment, a gust of cold wind suddenly blew in the room, and then Xu Guangtou shuddered, and then he seemed like a different person, and walked out of the room with lifeless eyes.

The four brides on the bed were all prepared to be "bitten by the dog", but they never expected that Baldy Xu would go out again!

What does this mean?

The guy from Geneva cheated me out of my wedding money and just gave me stir-fried spinach, and still wants to spend the wedding night with me!

One shot, four holes?

There is no door!

Go and make love with your adjutant.

Outside the door, the adjutant and Xu Guangtou were in similar conditions, standing there with lifeless eyes. After Xu Guangtou came out, the two of them walked towards the ancestral hall together.

The Xu Mansion Ancestral Hall is quite well decorated, with various antiques, calligraphy and paintings, and antique vases displayed on the antique shelves, and many statues of gods are also enshrined.

The Three Pure Ones, the Jade Emperor, Fu Lu Shou, Guanyin, Maitreya Buddha and the Golden Buddha.

The golden Buddha was unearthed recently, along with five ancient bottles!

What is placed in this ancient bottle are five demon fetuses!

However, among all the gods and Buddhas in this room, only the golden Buddha has been consecrated and has some effect in suppressing the five evil fetuses. The other statues are just for show.

After Lin Yi settled Qingqing, he sneaked into Xu's house alone.

After walking around, I walked into the ancestral hall. As soon as I came in, I felt very uncomfortable.

It was brought by the golden Buddha!

As Lin Yi spoke, he took out his pocket watch and looked at it. It was almost dawn.

He is a little zombie, so it is normal for him to be suppressed by the golden Buddha.

"Be reasonable! I'm just a little zombie. To me, a dangerous place should be a place with gods!"

"The effect of this golden Buddha should be greater than those zombies and ghosts!"

With a creak, the door of the ancestral hall was opened.

Guangtou Xu and his adjutant walked in.

The two people were attached to the old ghost in gray robe and Ajie's father Lao Bai.

As soon as the two ghosts entered the house, they also felt the discomfort brought by the golden Buddha.

"Master, this golden Buddha is not simple!"

"Xu Guangtou" said.

"We can't get close. If we get close, we'll be seriously hurt."

Lao Bai said weakly, fearing that Lin Yi would ask him to go up and touch the golden Buddha.

"It's okay, you two control these two people to go to the corner over there and have a good chat."

The old ghost in gray robe and Old White felt as if they had eaten dog shit.

Master, you are not very old, how can you have such a dirty heart!

Two grown men, have a good chat!

"What are you still standing there for? Go get some work!"

"Oh right, halfway through, release the controls and let them experience it firsthand, one by one!"

"Oh, forget it. After all, there are so many statues of the great bosses here, we can't be disrespectful. You two go find a woodshed outside."

At this time, Xu Guangtou's body had already reacted.

It is indeed a top-quality product, with a strong and overbearing effect, and the medicinal effect comes on quickly.

"What are you still standing there for? Go!"

Lin Yi glared at them, and the old ghost in gray robe and Lao Bai responded with a sad face and went out again.

Yes, if you die, you die. Just think of it as being possessed by a ghost!

As the two ghosts controlled Xu Guangtou and his adjutant out of the ancestral hall, they happened to see a thin young man carrying a tray passing by the ancestral hall.

When he saw Marshal Xu and his adjutant coming out of the ancestral hall, he was startled and almost dropped the things in his hands.

"Great, great, hello, Marshal! Hello, adjutant!"

"Hmm! Why are you here so late?!"

Marshal Xu frowned and asked coldly.

Although the sound was a bit strange, the cook Chuliu didn't find it strange at all. He was already scared out of his wits.

"Yes, yes, it was the Second Concubine. She said she wanted to drink some soup, so she asked me to take it to her."

Strange!

Isn’t tonight Marshal Xu’s wedding night?

If the Marshal didn't go to the bridal chamber, why did he come out of the ancestral hall with his adjutant?

"It's so late, why are you still drinking soup? Let's go back."

"Tell the people below that no one is allowed to approach the backyard!"

"Yes!"

Chuliu quickly ran away with the things.

Guangtou Xu and his adjutant exchanged a glance, their faces expressionless, as they moved strangely towards the woodshed.

When walking, the heels do not touch the ground and there is no sound.

When encountering this situation, run as far as you can!

Not long after, strange noises were heard from the woodshed.

It seemed like someone had seen something exciting and was applauding.

The sound was clear and the rhythm was cheerful, but suddenly, the adjutant's screams came from the woodshed.

"Marshal, are you in Gan Shenmo?"

"No, Marshal!"

"Marshal, I know I was wrong. I will never mess around with the Third Concubine again. Please don't mess with me, ow!"

After the adjutant's screams, Guangtou Xu's terrified shouts and curses were also heard.

"My mother Gan Lin, Adjutant, why is it you!"

……

Brothers and sisters, please give me some free electricity for love.