Uncle Jiu's little zombie: learn a magical power every day

"Ah, ah, slurp, wuwu~"

Qingqing's mouth was stuffed full. She made a satisfied sound and looked at Lin Yi with a smile. Her big watery eyes were full of pride and cunning.

Lin Yi smiled helplessly and let go of his hand.

Qingqing immediately took the duck leg and started eating it with enjoyment.

"You're taking out the delicious food now, Yi, you're going too far."

Qingqing was mumbling something, but Lin Yi could hear it clearly.

Before she practiced the Six-Storage Immortal Thief technique, Qingqing was a foodie. Now that she has practiced the Six-Storage Immortal Thief technique, she has become even more outrageous.

As soon as he sees something delicious, he becomes a completely different person.

I won’t stop until I have it in my mouth.

"Eat slowly, I'm not going to snatch it from you. After finishing the duck legs, let's have a simple meal."

"I see a wedding procession ahead. Let's follow them. Maybe we can even get a piece of the wedding wine."

Lin Yi said with a smile, and Qingqing's eyes lit up when she heard it.

He took out the duck leg with only bones left from his mouth, ate it with a greasy face, and asked expectantly.

"Really? Why don't I see any wedding procession?"

Qingqing looked around, but she didn't hear any human voices or footsteps, let alone the wedding procession.

Lin Yi spread his hands, "I know magic, don't you know what clairvoyance and clairaudience are? Not only do I know there's a wedding procession ahead, I also know there are three brides!"

Qingqing's eyes widened.

"You three! Wow, a group wedding? We absolutely have to have this banquet. It's definitely a grand buffet."

Many people have only heard of the buffet but have never eaten it.

This buffet will last for three days. People who come to eat at the banquet come and go like flowing water. The dishes are served as they are eaten. Not only are the dishes rich and varied, but the taste is also absolutely great.

In ancient times, a buffet was definitely a high-standard banquet.

Lin Yi's smile was very strange.

Buffet!

It would be a waste if you don’t eat it.

"So, do you want to eat it?"

"Eat, eat, eat, of course!"

Qingqing nodded excitedly.

"So you know what to do?"

Lin Yi said this with his hands folded across his chest, looking like a big shot.

Qingqing wiped the oil stains on her hands with a smile, then came behind Lin Yi and began to massage his shoulders and legs diligently.

The little nanny turned into a maid in seconds.

"Yeah, not bad, the strength is right, a little to the left."

"Well, a little further to the right."

Lin Yi closed his eyes and enjoyed it, and from time to time he instructed Qingqing to change the massage position.

In fact, he was multitasking, using bats to find out about the situation of the wedding procession.

"Mr. Turtle, you've found three virgin brides for the Third Master. When will you find one for me?"

"Hmph, can you afford it?"

"I've searched three towns and six villages this time! You can't even afford the travel expenses!"

"Okay, stop talking nonsense. Let's hurry up and pick up the bride and return immediately. We must send the bride to the Third Master's house before dawn."

"Hey, don't worry. As long as there are no delays on the way and no accidents, we will definitely arrive on time. But the Third Master has to stay in the bridal chamber for four consecutive nights. Can he bear it?"

"Hehe, you don't know this, right? Tonight, the Third Master is going to shoot four holes with one shot!"

"I prepared some deer antler, tiger penis, and golden spear tonic pills for him, along with half a bottle of Indian God Oil and two packs of traffic lights, hehe!"

Lin Yi: ???

Lin Yi, who was eavesdropping, was confused.

traffic light?

Are there traffic lights these days?

What is this traffic light tonic?

How could it be ranked alongside things like Deer Antler and Tiger Penis, Golden Gun Tonic Pills, and Indian God Oil?

And what the hell is going on with this Third Master!

Damn, don’t you know that the gender ratio is seriously unbalanced!

You drive four rouge horses by yourself in one night, and you eat and take more than you deserve. You are so shameless!

hmm~

Come to think of it, why does that conversation just now sound so familiar?

"Ayi, how about this strength?"

Qingqing's sweet and gentle voice came into Lin Yi's ears.

Lin Yi raised his eyebrows.

"Well, keep going!"

"Yes, young master~"

Then, Qingqing held Lin Yi's head in her arms and gently massaged Lin Yi's temples.

Ah!

The massage is very soft, with sufficient elasticity, and my temples and the back of my head feel quite comfortable.

hiss!

Don't think about it, just enjoy it first. If there is a plot tonight, he will just sign in. If there is no plot, he will be ready to enforce justice and fight against the rich and divide the land. Ahem, I got it wrong, he is going to eat the rich.

……

The cured meats made by Jiale are really good. After being cooked, they are cut into slices and sandwiched in steamed buns. They are topped with some wild onions and chili powder. The taste is simply amazing.

Qingqing is a grown-up girl, but she eats so heartily that she can finish ten kilograms of bacon in one meal.

Her face was covered with grease from eating. Finally, she licked her lips clean with her little red tongue. Only then did Qingqing burp with satisfaction.

"You're full!"

After saying that, Qingqing stared at the half steamed bun in Lin Yi's hand, which contained a large piece of fat and lean bacon.

Lin Yi curled his lips and stuffed the steamed bun in his hand to Qingqing.

Qingqing is finished. She has really become a greedy girl.

"Hey, Yi, you're so nice!"

Qingqing took the steamed bun and started eating it in big mouthfuls. She finished it in just three or two bites without wasting any food. She poured all the steamed bun crumbs in her hand into her mouth.

He must have suffered a lot outside, otherwise he wouldn't be so fond of food.

"Okay, it's getting late, we should set off."

Lin Yi said as he stood up and straightened his clothes.

As he said this, he glanced at Qingqing. This greedy girl was wearing clothes that looked like rags and a rag-like hat on her head. She looked very rustic, but her pretty peach-like face was still a beauty on earth.

It is said that clothes make the man, but as long as a person is good-looking, he or she will look good in any clothes. This is the truth.

"I'll buy you some nice clothes later."

"I do not want!"

Qingqing immediately shook her head and answered quite bluntly.

"Why not?"

"It's unsafe, too troublesome, and a waste of money. We can use that money to buy more food."

Qingqing looked at Lin Yi seriously and said.

She knew that she was eating a lot now, and with the chaos outside, the price of food was rising again and again.

In some places, people can no longer afford to eat, and refugees are running like crazy to wealthy areas. She really doesn't want to waste money on dressing up.

"Okay, I'll listen to you, but I still have to buy clothes to wear underneath. Comfort comes first."

"I think it's fine. My clothes are very comfortable to wear now."

Qingqing's face turned red, and she said while tackling the corner of her clothes with her little hands.

"It feels uncomfortable to the touch, numb and not smooth at all."

Qingqing's face turned even redder, and she gave Lin Yi a cute eye roll.

No wonder you, little guy, are restless when you sleep at night. Your hands are moving around. It turns out you are treating them as bracelets.

"Listen to me, come to the front, I will buy you a few new small bags. Do you like peony or mandarin duck ones?"

"Oh, little kid, you're going to die, talking to your sister about this kind of topic!"

Qingqing grabbed Lin Yi's little face and began to knead and pull it.

We can’t let Lin Yi continue talking. If he continues, who knows what “shocking” remarks he will make.

However, the little red bags of Peony and Mandarin Duck are indeed worth considering.

Lin Yi and Qingqing played around for a while before Qingqing let go of Lin Yi, breathless.

"Well, we have to hurry up and get going, it will be dark soon."

Qingqing urged Lin Yi.

Lin Yi looked up at the sky. It was just past noon.

The main reason is that this meal takes too much time to prepare. Ten pounds of bacon cannot be stewed in one pot, so it has to be cooked in two pots, which is really time-consuming.

"What are you afraid of? We can drive."

Lin Yi said this and waved his hand, and the copper-horned golden coffin instantly appeared beside the two of them.

"ah!"

Qingqing was startled by the sudden appearance of the copper-horned golden coffin. She jumped back cutely and then pounced on it again.

When Taoist Qianhe led the team to Simu's house, Qingqing and Lin Yi were still barbecuing by the pond, so they had never seen the copper-horned golden coffin. Now when they saw such a big golden coffin, they stared at it.

"Is this made of gold?"

Qingqing touched the golden coffin, her eyes flickering wildly.

It turns out that he is also a little money-grubber.

"It's not pure gold. It should be copper covered with gold, or at least gold-plated."

After all, this is a copper-horned gold coffin. As the name suggests, copper and gold account for the majority.

Speaking of which, copper was also the main currency during the Qing Dynasty.

A large amount of copper is needed to cast copper coins. Even if this coffin is made of copper, it is still worth a lot of money.

"Okay, stop looking and come in."

Lin Yi said this and waved his little hand, and the coffin lid was pulled open with a bang.

The smell in the coffin had already dissipated, and after the mattress was re-covered, there was no strange smell.

Qingqing was full of question marks and looked at Lin Yi in confusion.

"Come in? In here?"

Qingqing pointed at the coffin in disbelief, surprise written all over her face.

"Into the coffin, of course. Where else?"

As Lin Yi spoke, he flew up and jumped into the coffin.

Although Qingqing was confused, she still climbed in.

"Ayi, why are we getting into the coffin? We can't have people carry us, right?"

As soon as Qingqing finished joking, Lin Yi pushed her down.

"Why are you talking so much? Just lie down."

"Oh!"

Before Qingqing could react, the coffin lid was slammed shut.

The coffin suddenly became pitch black, and Qingqing could only feel her heart beating faster and faster.

The next second, Qingqing discovered to her horror that the coffin had actually moved.

Because she clearly felt the coffin shaking, as if it was moving.

But the coffin was pitch black, and Qingqing was pinned down by Lin Yi, unable to move. She couldn't get up to check what was going on.

"Ayi~"

Qingqing called out Lin Yi's name in a trembling voice.

The next second, a beam of light appeared, breaking the darkness.

Qingqing blinked and adjusted to the light, then she discovered that Lin Yi was holding a very strange object in his hand.

It's actually a light bulb.

The incandescent lamp that Lin Yigang transformed using his transformation technique.

The Yin Five Thunders in his hand were surging, and the Yin Five Thunders activated the incandescent lamp, making it bright.

Magic plus Xuanmen thunder magic, plus science and technology, Lin Yi's little brain is simply amazing!

With the light, Qingqing was no longer so nervous. She hugged Lin Yi naturally and asked quietly, "Ayi, is this coffin moving on its own?"

"Well, I know some magic, so I can make this coffin move on its own, and we can sit in it, just like riding in a carriage."