Uncle Jiu's little zombie: learn a magical power every day

"What's up with him?"

Lin Yi looked at Shou Bo with curiosity and gossip, blinking his big eyes again and again.

But Shou Bo seemed to be frozen in place, standing in front of the coffin and looking at Taoist Simu inside, without saying a word for a long time.

No, Shoubo!

Although your name is Shoubo, you don’t have to be like Shoubo!

What's wrong with you suddenly being so slow to react?

"Shou Bo?"

Lin Yi called out again, and Shou Bo suddenly came back to his senses.

"Oh, as you get older, it's easy to recall things from the past. Haha, little boy, do you know where Xiangxi is?"

Shou Bo looked at Lin Yi and asked with a smile.

"I don't know, but I've heard of it. I heard the Miao girls there are very beautiful."

The most famous one is Zhao Linger, her mother, and her grandmother!

Of course, the Saint Lady is also good, but Anu is just so-so.

Shou Bo was stunned for two seconds, then he was amused by Lin Yi's words and laughed while shaking his head.

"Hahaha, you little brat, not even as tall as my cane, and you're already thinking about finding a guest!"

"But you're right, some of the Miao girls there are very beautiful, but they're also very fierce."

"Ok?"

Lin Yi looked at Shou Bo in confusion.

There is something behind what Shoubo said!

And looking at Shou Bo's expression, he must be deeply touched. Could it be that when Shou Bo was young, he had something with the Miao girl?

"Shou Bo, why do you say that?"

"Alas! This client of your uncle's is the one who came back from Xiangxi."

Shou Bo sighed and limped to another coffin.

boom!

Shou Bo patted the coffin.

"Hey, this guy is the one who provoked a Miao girl in Xiangxi and ended up being poisoned by her!"

"Oh--"

Lin Yi stretched out the tone and understood it instantly.

"You oh what?"

"This is a scumbag, right? He flirted with a Miao girl in Xiangxi, got her poisoned with a love poison, and then tried to run away, only to be abandoned after having an affair. In the end, he was killed by the love poison!"

Shou Bo blinked his big eyes.

No, you knew it before I even told you?

How can you, a little kid, understand so much?

"How do you know this?"

"Hey, this is such an old trick. Is this guy's stomach rotten or his whole body rotten?"

Lin Yi asked indifferently.

"neither."

"Ok!"

"what is that?"

"He was enjoying himself in Tanjia Town when something exploded down there, and he died of pain and bleeding."

hiss!

Lin Yi took a breath and looked at the coffin in shock.

My goodness, what kind of Miao girl did this guy offend? I’m afraid it’s not the love Gu that she gave me, but the explosive Gu!

"Uncle Shou! Can the Gu worm explode?"

Lin Yi's eyes lit up.

This setting is quite novel, I have never heard of it before!

He had not seen any relevant memories in the gray-robed old ghost's memory.

This old ghost in gray robe is a high-ranking member of the witch cult, so naturally he can cast a curse.

This Gu is divided into two types: animal Gu and plant Gu, both of which are extremely insidious and vicious.

The only thing the gray-robed old man had not dabbled in was love Gu.

After all, he is just an old man, why would he need love Gu?

It has to be said that this old man in gray robe is an extreme egoist. He won't even look at anything that has nothing to do with him, but he will study word for word anything that can make him stronger.

"Of course, the Gu in western Hunan is very dangerous. Some of them can make people stronger, jump higher, swim faster, and even make them younger and live longer. However, these are all very mysterious, and even if outsiders know about them, they only know a little bit."

"That's all I know."

"Tsk tsk! It seems that from now on, no one can mess with Miao girls."

After Lin Yi finished speaking, he looked at the coffin again, with a hint of gloating in his eyes.

Look at you, before you provoked the Miao girl, you didn't find out anything. You hurt yourself and others, and your brother exploded and died. It hurts just thinking about it.

"Uncle Shou, what should we do with this client? Should my uncle send him back?"

The body is incomplete, and it will be incomplete if it is sent back. In the next life, you will be missing something and can only be a woman, or you will be born with a disability!

"No need to send him off. The day before your uncle-in-law came, this guy's body was eaten by poisonous insects. Now even the bones have been gnawed clean."

At this point, Shou Bo's expression finally changed, with a hint of fear in it.

Lin Yi: ???

Good guy, I knew you were vicious, but I didn’t expect you to be so cruel that you even spared the corpse!

"What about the Gu insects?"

"I ate all the bones and starved to death."

"So fast!"

"Of course, they say Miao girls are fierce and should not be provoked."

Oh my god, how come the Miao girl in Uncle Jiu's world is so fierce!

Lin Yi shuddered and made up his mind that he would go to the Miao area in western Hunan no matter what to see the dangers of Miao women.

The system has said it, the more dangerous the place, the richer the sign-in rewards. Chirp chirp chirp, the thing I, a little zombie, am least afraid of is danger.

……

Before I knew it, it was dark again.

Taoist Simu was sleeping soundly in his coffin because he drank a pot of old wine.

After dinner, Shou Bo and Lin Yi went to bed early.

People may come to the charity cemetery at any time, and once they do, it will be very busy, so I should sleep when I have free time to avoid being too sleepy to get up when they come.

As for Lin Yi, after Shou Bo fell asleep, he left the charity cemetery and strolled to the Tan Mansion.

He got Taoist Simu drunk for two consecutive days just to prevent him from disturbing him when he signed in.

Now it seems that the effect is very good.

The plan went smoothly, except that his little treasury was empty.

It is said that practicing Buddhism is very expensive, and this is true.

When he left, only a few cents were left of the two silver dollars that Uncle Jiu had stuffed into his pocket.

So Mr. Tan, are you ready to bleed heavily?

……

"Ready!"

"it is good!"

Aqiang, the militia captain who looks very similar to Captain Awei, put his hands on his hips and looked arrogantly at the dozen or so militiamen lined up in front of him.

The housekeeper of the Tan residence found the militia and said that someone was going to attack Mr. Tan at night.

When Aqiang heard this, he was shocked!

Mr. Tan is a major shareholder of the militia. Without him, we can't pay everyone's wages.

So Aqiang brought his men to the Tan residence and made some preparations, ready to catch the turtle in the jar tonight.

I want to see what kind of bold thief dares to come to the town under the protection of Captain Aqiang to cause trouble.

It’s really a bear’s heart and a leopard’s courage!

"Everyone, spread out and be alert!

"Yes!"

More than ten people then divided into groups of three and dispersed around the yard.

"Ade!"

"exist!"

The little fat man behind Aqiang took a step forward.

"Ade, you have to keep a close eye on him. Mr. Tan is a major shareholder of our militia. If we don't protect him tonight, we will lose our jobs and none of us brothers will have anything to eat."

"Understood! Leave it to me!"

Ade patted his chest, making a thumping sound.

That little mustache looks particularly funny.

Aqiang nodded with satisfaction and patted Ade on the shoulder.

"Very good, your spirit is commendable. After tonight, when Mr. Tan gives out the bonus, this captain will be rewarded handsomely!"

Ade straightened his back even more.

"Well, go hide quickly. If a thief appears, capture him immediately. I will stay here with Master Tan and provide close protection!"

After Aqiang finished speaking, he raised his chin and signaled Ade to take action.

Ade's mouth twitched.

I am the one who leads by example, and you are the one who takes the credit. How can you be so shameless?

"Why, hurry up!"

A Qiang glared at A De, pushed him away, then came to Tan Baiwan with a smile on his face like a lackey.

"Hey, Mr. Tan, don't worry. I've already made all the arrangements. I guarantee nothing will go wrong! If any thief dares to show up tonight, my brothers will chop him into a pulp!"

Aqiang waved his arms and made a promise.

Tan Baiwan's face looked a little unhappy. When he thought of the little god saying that he would have a bloody disaster at night, it would be strange if his face looked happy.

Seeing Aqiang's somewhat unrealistic assurance, Tan Baiwan's nervous heart not only did not relax, but became even more nervous.

This guy looks unreliable. Is he any use?

However, the more than ten militiamen here are just a dozen idiots who rush forward when they see the thieves.

Even if we can't catch him, we can at least scare him away, so it will be of some use!

Otherwise, all my investment in the militia over the years would be in vain.

"Then it depends on you, Captain Aqiang."

Captain Aqiang smiled even more brightly.

"Master Tan, I will protect you closely. If there is any danger, I will definitely stand in front of you. If you want to hurt you, you must step over my dead body first!"

Aqiang spoke in a firm tone, patting his chest.

After hearing what he said, Tan Baiwan finally felt a little relieved.

"Very good, Captain Aqiang, as long as I am fine today, I will definitely not treat you unfairly in the future."

Tan Baiwan patted Aqiang on the shoulder and said with relief.

It seems that it was a right move to spend money to train the militia. If there is danger, they will really come forward.

A Qiang puffed out his chest and pulled out his belly, trying hard to look mighty and strong.

But no matter how you look at him, he looks like a giant monkey.

"Butler, what time is it now?"

"Master, it's midnight!"

"It's so late already."

Tan Baiwan looked at the sky, which was as dark as ink. The dark clouds in the sky covered the moon. If it weren't for the lit braziers and hanging lanterns in the yard, it would definitely be pitch black.

But even so, the yard was sometimes bright and sometimes dark. The darkness around him gave Tan Baiwan a sense of unknown fear, and his heart was in turmoil.

At this moment, a cold wind suddenly blew in the yard, causing everyone in the yard to shrink their necks and hug their shoulders, feeling the cold wind penetrating into their bones.

The brazier and lantern went out almost at the same time, and the light dimmed instantly.

Immediately afterwards, a thick white fog rose from the ground.

The dark fog spread very quickly, and the not-so-big courtyard was covered by the dark fog in just a few breaths.

But it only covered the ground. Everyone looked at the white mist swirling around their feet, hugged their shoulders, and their faces turned pale with nervous fear.

It was fine in the middle of the night, and suddenly this happened. Could it be a ghost?

In this era, China did not yet pay attention to science, and metaphysics was in vogue.

Moreover, this is a spiritual world where hauntings are the norm, so the first thing everyone thinks of is encountering a ghost.

"Captain! Quick, quick, protect me!"

Tan Baiwan was so frightened that he could hardly speak clearly and urged Aqiang.

However, when he turned around, he found that Captain Aqiang, who had just promised to protect him closely, had sneaked into the militia team at some point.

He held two militiamen, one in each hand, and had them stand with their backs against him. There was also a little fat man standing in front of him.

There were people all around him, and he looked around vigilantly among the four people.

Tan Baiwan: ???

Is this how you protect me?

……