Uncle Jiu's little zombie: learn a magical power every day

Lin Yi chirped all the way and walked happily towards the charity cemetery.

The path in the forest is dark and eerie. The evening breeze makes the leaves rustle. The strange cries of night owls and the howling of wild wolves are natural horror background music.

Lin Yi's small body was illuminated by the moonlight, flashing with a faint fluorescence, and was very conspicuous in the forest.

However, to Lin Yi's disappointment, he didn't see a single ghost or monster along the way.

However, I saw a small temple dedicated to the God of Land on the side of the road.

When passing by, you can hear a strange laughter that seems to be there and not there.

Lin Yi stopped and looked at the statue of the God of Land in the land temple, and Little Bear spread his hands.

"What are you laughing at, old man? Look how miserable you are. You don't even have anyone to pay tribute to."

"Hey! Don't be disgusted, just eat it."

Like a magic trick, Lin Yi produced a plate of pork heads in his hand, placed it in front of the small temple of the God of Land, and lit three incense sticks.

"My master is Maoshan Lin Jiu, and my uncle is Maoshan Simu. They are both good people. The money for buying the tribute is the pocket money they gave me. If you are satisfied with the meal, you don't have to thank me. Just take care of them after my master and uncle go down."

Land God: ...

"There's meat but no wine, it seems like something is missing."

Lin Yi took out another jar of rice wine, poured a bowl of wine, and placed it next to the pork head.

"Eat well, drink well, and see you in debt!"

Lin Yi put away the wine jar, waved his hand, and stood up and left in a leisurely manner.

The small figure seemed particularly different at this moment.

The incense stick goes straight up and finally turns and enters the land temple.

There are three statues in the land temple. The little old man in the middle with a cane is the God of Land.

Swish!

The statue of the God of Land suddenly turned around, looked at the direction where Lin Yi left for a while, and then turned back.

"With a plate of pig's head and a bowl of old wine, I just want to pave the way for my master and uncle!"

"Good boy, you are really filial to your father!"

"But the pig's head meat is fat and lean, fragrant but not greasy, and the wine is rich and mellow, slurp~"

"Lin Jiu and Simu, right? Hehe."

……

The night passed quickly and the sky outside was bright.

Taoist Simu slowly sat up from the coffin.

Having slept for a long time, Taoist Simu seemed a little dazed.

who am I?

where am I?

What am I doing?

"woke up?"

Shou Bo was leaning against the coffin next door and smoking. When he saw Taoist Simu sitting up, he hummed and said.

"Yeah! Shoubo!"

When Taoist Simu saw Shou Bo, his brain gradually started to work again.

Ayi and I came to Tanjia Town from Renjia Town.

That kid was a bad guy. He rode the roller coaster all night and got unconscious for half a day. After waking up, he ate meat and drank alcohol and got drunk.

"Uncle Shou, how long have I been sleeping?"

"You, slept all day."

Shou Bo held a bamboo tube, pricked the tobacco with an incense stick, and took a puff. It was unclear whether he was smoking or just killing time out of boredom.

"Ah! I slept all day!"

"It's terrible, my client!"

Taoist Simu jumped out of the coffin in panic and ran straight to his client.

At this time, although Taoist Simu's clients did not move, they all became listless and looked weak.

After being hard all night and producing a lot of energy, I now have arrived at the destination. How can I just eat some fruits to fill my stomach? I have to have some oysters and kidneys.

The result was nothing.

You are sleeping soundly while we brothers are standing here starving!

"Oh guys, I was wrong. Thank you for your hard work!"

Taoist Simu moved swiftly, grabbed a handful of incense sticks, lit them, and inserted them into the incense burner.

As soon as the incense sticks were lit, these wilted old men seemed to become more energetic and leaned their bodies back as if they were taking a deep breath.

The straight upward incense line turned halfway and floated towards these guys.

Then I saw these guys breathing harder than each other, fighting for the incense sticks. The incense sticks floated left and right, unpredictable.

Seeing this scene, Taoist Simu smiled bitterly.

"Don't rush, my friends. We've got enough for today. There's more left after you finish eating!"

After running all night, not only he was tired, but the guys were also exhausted.

After burning three sticks of incense, these old guys were finally fed. They stood up straight and fell asleep again.

"Phew! Finally done. If these guys explode, it will be a disaster."

Simu let out a sigh, and then his stomach began to growl.

"Uncle Shou, is there anything to eat?"

Taoist Simu rubbed his stomach and walked towards Shou Bo.

Shou Bo was sitting in the coffin, still smoking a water pipe, and turning a deaf ear to Taoist Simu's questions.

"Hey, Uncle Shou, your hearing used to be very good. What happened today?"

Taoist Simu took out his pipe from his pocket, filled it with Shoubo's tobacco, took the incense stick from Shoubo's hand, and started puffing out smoke.

Shou Bo glanced at Si Mu, exhaled a puff of smoke, and snorted in annoyance.

"Humph, you still have the nerve to ask, Ayi is such a young child, you brought him out to chase corpses, what are you thinking?"

Simu blinked, then started coughing.

What? Uncle Shou is speaking up for Ayi.

Wow, I slept for a whole day and Shoubo was captured by Ayi!

But that's true, wasn't I taken down the first time we met?

This little zombie is a bit weird, hehe.

Simu smiled and raised his eyebrows and asked, "Uncle Shou, what do you think? Do you think Ayi is pretty good?"

Shou Bo rolled his eyes at Si Mu, as if to say, you are talking nonsense!

Is there any need to ask this?

The little girl is pretty, smart, well-behaved and polite. She is not just pretty, she is really pretty good.

If he were my grandson, I would spoil him to the sky.

"Hehe, I know you like Ayi. In fact, my senior brother and I both like him very much. This little guy is my senior brother's apprentice, but for some reason, my senior brother can't teach him, so he asked me to take care of him."

"When he grows up, whether it's driving corpses or looking after funeral cemeteries, they'll both be legitimate businesses."

"Nonsense, can't you let your little one go to school?"

"He's so smart. When he grows up, he should become a pillar of the country. That's the path he should take!"

"Look at the charity cemetery, driving corpses and selling goods, what a waste of talent!"

It seems that Shou Bo is a man with great ambitions.

As expected, he came from that place.

"e=(?0?7o｀*)))Alas!"

Taoist Simu sighed and exhaled smoke.

The little guy has to grow up too!

That's a little zombie!

I've never heard of zombies being able to grow and develop.

"Let's not talk about this anymore. We still have a long way to go. Where are the Ayi people?"

"Going to town."

When Lin Yi was leaving, Shou Bo originally wanted to follow him because he was afraid that Lin Yi would be in danger. However, Lin Yi suddenly hid underground and Shou Bo was silenced.

With this ability to escape underground, he can go anywhere.

Gollum-

Taoist Simu’s stomach growled again.

"Oh, is there anything to eat? I'm really hungry!"

"There are roasted sweet potatoes over there, eat them if you want!"

Taoist Simu looked at the two black roasted sweet potatoes on the table. He didn't think much of them, so he peeled them and started eating them.

……

Clang clang clang~

Lin Yi was holding a small rattle with a look of despair in his face, and a small windmill in his other hand. He also had a cloth bag on his shoulder, which had two pockets in front and back for storing things.

"Little brother, this is for you!"

"Little brother, this is for you to eat!"

"Little brother, this is for you too."

Lin Lu was surrounded by a group of little girls, the oldest was seven or eight years old, the youngest was five or six years old. They surrounded Lin Yi with sparkling eyes, calling him "little brother" and "little brother" in a very affectionate manner.

"I really can't take it anymore. Thank you, sisters and little sisters."

Lin Yi had a smile on his face and divided the things in his hand among the girls. He charmed the group of girls so much that he finally took the opportunity to escape.

It seems that I can’t go out alone from now on. This charm is really invincible!

Lin Yi even suspected that he was using the Succubus check-in system.

Ever since he traveled through time and space and became a little zombie, his physique has been changing day by day, and so has his appearance, becoming more and more handsome day by day.

Could it be that it absorbs the power of the moon and has the effect of beautifying and nourishing the skin?

After running out one street, Lin Yi finally saw where the Tan family was.

Unlike other streets with bustling crowds, this street is obviously much quieter.

There was no one to be seen on the street, and the gate of the Tan Mansion was closed. If the streets had not been swept cleanly, Lin Yi would have thought this was a dead town.

Compared to the street just now, this place is simply two different worlds.

Squeak——

The door of the Tan Mansion was opened, and a middle-aged man wearing a black robe and a short jacket, who looked quite wealthy, walked out.

I saw him holding his old waist with a worried look on his face. There were a few people following behind him, all whispering something to him.

Lin Yi has good ears and can hear clearly.

"Master, everyone slept on the floor again last night."

"The weather is getting colder, we can't keep going like this!"

"Yes, sir, if it doesn't work out, let's just move back. We can't live in this house anymore!"

The two people who were talking had sad faces and seemed to be very worried about the future.

"nonsense!"

"Why can't I live here?"

Tan Baiwan glared and scolded in a low voice.

"Isn't it just that the ghosts carried me out of bed? That's all they can do. I don't believe they can keep doing this!"

Tan Baiwan spoke very tough, but he was actually very nervous inside.

It's been half a year, and that ghost is still persisting. I really don't know what he's doing.

Everything has turned out like this out of nowhere. You can ask for whatever you want. You can't be doing this just for fun!

No matter how fun it is, we have been playing it for half a year. Haven’t we had enough?

Clang clang clang~

Lin Yi shook the rattle, and the sound of the drum immediately attracted Tan Baiwan and others.

This street has been quiet for more than half a year. Ever since the news of the haunting of the Tan Mansion spread, few people have come here.

what!

It's a little kid!

The moment Tan Baiwan saw the cute and charming Lin Yi with his red lips and white teeth, his eyes lit up.

Whose child is this?

She is so beautiful.

"Little boy, have you lost your family? Why are you here alone?"

Tan Baiwan stepped forward, squatted down and asked with a smile, his tone extremely gentle.

The people who came out of the Tan Mansion were a little surprised. When had their master ever spoken so softly to a child?

"Your name is Tan Baiwan?"

Hearing Lin Yi's childish voice, Tan Baiwan nodded with a smile.

"Yes, it's me, little one, do you know me?"

"I don't know you, but to be honest, you will be in great danger tonight!"

???

Looking at Lin Yi's serious expression, the smile on Tan Baiwan's face froze.

This little brat is not cute at all!

……

Brothers, come and generate electricity for love for free. I really love you guys~