Uncle Jiu's little zombie: learn a magical power every day

Being a son?

Be a son-in-law?

Being a son?

Be a son-in-law?

Ren Fa was torn between two things in his mind. The two little guys, Black Ren Fa and White Ren Fa, were attacking him crazily, even punching and kicking him, which made Ren Fa feel overwhelmed.

But it’s really hard to choose!

Ring ring ring——

Yin people are on the way, Yang people should stay away!

In the darkness in the distance, the clear sound of the Sanqing bells accompanied by the unique sound of the horn came faintly, breaking the tranquility of the charity cemetery.

This strange movement instantly sobered up Ren Fa, whose head was in a mess.

hiss!

"what sound?"

Ren Fa hurriedly looked at Uncle Jiu, his face full of nervousness.

Having just experienced his father breaking into the coffin and trying to get close to him, he was like a frightened bird. He would tremble like a sieve at the slightest strange movement.

"Uncle Jiu, what happened? Are there more zombies coming?"

Ren Fa's nervousness made Ren Tingting next to him nervous as well.

There won’t really be another zombie outbreak!

Ren Tingting clenched Lin Yi's arm with her little hand and looked around in fear.

Zombies!

where?

Ring ring ring——

The sound of the Sanqing bells was getting closer. Ren Fa and Ren Tingting looked nervous, which made Uncle Jiu and Lin Yi look at each other in confusion.

Sure enough, no matter how much you say, it is not as good as encountering it once.

Uncle Jiu said that there would be trouble if Old Master Ren was not cremated. Ren Fa didn't take it seriously at all, but now he was scared just by hearing a little noise.

"Master Ren, don't worry, my junior brother is back!"

As soon as Uncle Jiu finished speaking, he heard the voice of Taoist Simu.

"Hey! Why is the door locked?"

Taoist Simu brought the clients to the gate of the charity cemetery.

When Taoist Simu thought of the cute and adorable little zombie waiting for him in the charity cemetery, his pace had never been so fast.

Just as I was about to push the door open, I was stunned when I saw the lock on the door.

What do you mean?

Could it be that the senior brother was afraid that he would lure away the little zombie, so he deleted his account and ran away?

impossible!

My senior brother is not that kind of person. He always keeps his word and will never break his promise to others.

Simu pushed the door, his ears moved slightly, then he led the team to the side of the courtyard wall and saw the hole in the wall.

The light from the fire in the yard flickered and shone through the hole.

"Oh, what's going on? The charity cemetery is undergoing renovations? They want to install a side door?"

Taoist Simu is actually a very humorous person, and what he is best at is entertaining himself.

There's no other way around it. A person has to drive corpses and carry goods for several months. There are no living things on the road except corpses, and there's no one to talk to.

Over the years, he has developed the skill to communicate with cadaver clients.

It's just a group of customers who are silent and don't say a word, while one of them keeps muttering and talking.

But when Taoist Simu returned home, he spoke surprisingly little. His favorite thing to do was to pinch his apprentice's head. It was such an incomprehensible evil taste.

Taoist Simu entered the yard and saw Uncle Jiu and others standing there.

"Wow! Senior Brother, you were in the yard and didn't come out to greet me when you heard me coming. What's going on? Are you hiding from me? Don't you want to let Xiao..."

Taoist Simu paused and saw the dried corpse lying on the ground.

It has dark wrinkles, is rough and not round, and must have been dead for many years.

There was also a lot of dry firewood piled up nearby, obviously waiting for a big fire.

This is to destroy the body and cover up all traces!

"what!"

Ren Tingting was frightened and screamed when a large group of customers jumped out from behind Taoist Simu.

With a swish, Ren Tingting buried her little face in Lin Yi's arms, and then hugged Lin Yi tightly.

She squatted on the ground with her butt slightly raised, trying to get her body into Lin Yi's arms. This action and posture made her look like a silly bird!

No, eldest sister!

Do you want to see how big you are?

Do you think you are a little kitten?

"Don't be afraid, dear, brother will protect you."

Lin Yi had a playful expression on his face, and stroked Ren Tingting's head with his little hand in a mischievous manner, as if he was coaxing a baby.

Ren Tingting pulled her little face out of the window and rolled her eyes cutely at Lin Yi. She was no longer afraid.

This Ayi is so bad!

He is so young, who did he learn such bad things from?

Return it to my brother!

You little brother!

Ren Tingting turned her head and saw Wencai with a lewd look on his face, and Qiu Sheng with a longing look on his face.

"Wow! So big and curly! There's no reason for that. Ren Fa looks like a bun, so how can his daughter be so pretty? Slurp!"

"Oh, it would be so nice if Tingting could just snuggle into my arms! I'm pretty good too!"

snort!

The culprit has been found!

It's you two!

What a piece of shit! He actually taught such a cute little brother like Ayi bad things. How shameless!

Ren Tingting snorted coldly at the two of them, straightened up, hugged Lin Yi in her arms, and skillfully scratched Lin Yi's itchy spots.

The little brother is not okay, just tease him a little and he will be fine.

woohoo~

Lin Yi bit his lips tightly, feeling very uncomfortable as Ren Tingting tickled him.

Don't try to get me to come out!

You evil woman!

"Master! Do we need to bring these clients in?"

Lin Yi dodged Ren Tingting, ran to Simu, looked up and asked.

"Yes, Ayi, Master Uncle is away these days. Do you miss him?"

Taoist Simu squatted down and couldn't control himself, so he pinched Lin Yi's head with his big hands.

Seeing such a cute little guy, who wouldn’t want to touch it?

"Yes, when will you take me to your house to play?"

Let's hurry up, I can't wait to see the Royal Zombies.

"Hehe, let's leave tomorrow, no, let's leave now!"

Taoist Simu said this and looked at Uncle Jiu.

He said that it would be fine now, but actually it still depends on Uncle Jiu's opinion.

"Don't worry about these two days, take a break."

It was obvious that this group of customers were new. It was obvious that Taoist Simu had been staying up late these days in order to catch up with the progress.

Look, the dark circles are coming out.

Driving corpses and selling goods is a very dangerous job. If you don’t get enough rest, it’s easy to get into trouble!

"Hey, then in two days, Uncle Shi will take you to experience the fun of driving corpses and bringing goods."

As Taoist Simu said this, he couldn't help but rub Lin Yi's head with his big hands.

This feels much more comfortable than Jiale's!

Jiale: Master, so love will disappear, right? o(╥﹏╥)o.

"Master Ren, let me introduce you. This is my junior apprentice brother Simu, who runs a business of driving corpses."

"Junior brother, this is Master Ren."

"Oh! It's Taoist Simu, nice to meet you."

Ren Fa was very enthusiastic and smiled like a chrysanthemum, but Taoist Simu was too lazy to exchange pleasantries with Ren Fa. He just bowed and considered them as acquaintances.

"Wencai, why don't you help your uncle bring the client in!"

Uncle Jiu looked at Wencai. This was Wencai’s exclusive job.

After all, he will be in charge of the charity cemetery here in the future. If he doesn't understand these procedures and doesn't know how to receive guests in the future, something bad will happen!

The charity cemetery is the resting place of the dead and a place of peace, so it is also called a morgue.

You are a keeper of a charity cemetery, and you know nothing. You stay here to do property management, but your service is not considerate. It's strange that the owners and tenants will be happy. They will definitely expose your gang and give you a bloody hell.

Wencai was secretly glancing at Ren Tingting with a smile on his face, but Uncle Jiu noticed something and he quickly became his honest self with a smile on his face.

"Ah yes, Master!"

Wencai was born with a bitter face that made him look particularly old and full of wrinkles. Although he was smiling now, he looked particularly creepy under the dim light of the fire at night.

"Okay, stop laughing. Your smile is scarier than my clients."

Taoist Simu gave all the equipment in his hand to Wencai.

Wencai's smile froze.

Uncle-master, you shouldn’t hit someone who smiles at you. Even if you don’t reach out your hand, you can’t hit him with words!

Harsh words hurt like a cold chill in June!

It's very hurtful!

Wencai had a sad face, holding a banner, an oil lamp, and shaking the Sanqing bell.

Ring ring ring——

When the Sanqing bell rang, all the customers jumped in unison and followed the bell of Bitter-faced Wencai, jumping towards the morgue.

Watching these customers leave, Ren Fa and Ren Tingting finally breathed a sigh of relief and their tense bodies relaxed.

Although Uncle Jiu and Lin Yi were here, they were still subconsciously nervous and afraid.

It's late at night, and there's a row of moving corpses standing next to you. Who wouldn't be nervous?

At this time, the morgue had been cleaned up by Wencai and Qiu Sheng. Although it was still a bit messy, it was ready for use.

Some old customers were reassigned to their old seats.

The pieces were so broken into pieces that they had to be gathered together and disposed of together later.

After arranging the customers to stand in their old seats, Wencai took out a handful of incense sticks, lit them, bowed, and inserted them into the incense burner.

"Hey! Guests are welcome. You must have traveled hard all the way. Come eat something. Don't fight over it. Everyone gets a share."

Wencai muttered something to himself, making sure the oil lamp would not go out, and then left.

In the yard, Taoist Simu was curious about what happened here and was asking Uncle Jiu.

After learning that Master Ren's father's corpse had turned into a powerful corpse and caused chaos in the charity cemetery, Taoist Simu's mouth was almost stretched to his ears.

Brother, oh brother, you have come to this day!

So embarrassing, haha.

Uncle Jiu glared at him, and Taoist Simu quickly became serious.

It would be fine if the senior brother just glared at him, but if he laughed out loud, he would have a hard time.

"Brother, the firewood is almost ready, can we start burning it?"

Taoist Simu pointed at the dried corpse on the ground and the firewood beside it.

The firewood has been piled up into a firewood pile, and the body can be put on it and burned.

Although the corpse cannot be burned into ashes, it is still possible to burn it into bones.

Where do the ashes come from?

Cold knowledge is not burned, but the remaining bones are ground into ashes.

That means the "crushing bones" part of "crushing bones and scattering ashes"!

So when the body was being burned, we could only wait outside and were not allowed to look at the stove.

"It's ready to burn."

Uncle Jiu said in a deep voice, with his hands behind his back.

"Okay, you guys, carry the old man up!"

The person who spoke was Awei, who had just woken up and climbed up from the ground. This guy became arrogant again, commanding the long-term workers of the Ren family and the pair of Crouching Dragon and Phoenix under his command.

As for the incident of him lying unconscious on the ground just now, he was used to it and didn't take it seriously at all.

Soon, the mummy was lifted onto the pile of firewood, doused with kerosene, and torches were thrown on it, and the fire immediately began to burn.

"Dad, have a safe journey!"

"Grandpa~"

Ren Fa and Ren Tingting cried very sadly.

Lin Yi looked at the burning pile of firewood and the father and daughter of the Ren family with a strange expression.

Well, I don’t think I mentioned it before, this is Old Master Ren!

Even if you admit your mistake, you can't blame me, right?

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