Uncle Jiu's little zombie: learn a magical power every day

"Little guy, are you okay?"

Uncle Jiu quickly stepped forward, picked up Lin Yi, and examined him worriedly.

"Chirp, chirp, chirp~"

Lin Yi shook his head and waved his hands, indicating that he was fine.

Uncle Jiu took a look and saw that Lin Yi's clothes were not even torn, so he nodded with satisfaction.

"You little guy, don't be so reckless next time, okay?"

Uncle Jiu smiled and pinched the little zombie's face before putting Lin Yi on the ground.

"Master, save me, Master!"

"Ouch, Master, I can't move."

Ah Hao's voice came from the red "cocoon".

Ah Fang prostrated himself on the ground, unable to move.

This was because he was suppressed by the Banana Female Ghost just now. The Yin energy hit his body and he lost the ability to move for a short period of time.

One was bound by ghost armor, and the other was paralyzed by a ghost.

Looking at the two apprentices, Uncle Jiu shook his head speechlessly.

He is still counting on these two guys for help. If they don't hold him back, he will be blessed with infinite blessings.

"You guys, ah~"

Uncle Jiu sighed and went to rescue the two free apprentices.

Ah Hao climbed down from the bed and grabbed Ah Fang.

"You're such a jerk, Fang! You're deliberately trying to trick me, aren't you? I was desperately trying to signal you to come out and help me, but you just wouldn't come out and fell asleep hiding down there!"

Ah Fang said guiltily, "What? I didn't see you making any gestures at all. Besides, Master said that if the female ghost appeared, you would scream loudly. Why don't you open your mouth? It's blocked!"

"I've been gagged by a female ghost, how can I scream? But you, my feet are hooked on the bed, and you f*cking pushed them away. Are you crazy? Why don't you come out and take a look?"

"Who knows what you are going to do? How would I know if you don't say anything?"

"Alright! Hurry back, the stupid guy is still waiting at home."

Uncle Jiu couldn't stand it anymore and called out to these two useless guys.

Both Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong are very smart, so let's not criticize each other.

After being yelled at by Uncle Jiu, Ah Hao stopped talking, glanced at Ah Fang, snorted, and walked over to pick up Lin Yi.

Although he was trapped in the "cocoon", the red silk was quite transparent, and Ah Hao vaguely saw that it was the oil lamp thrown by Lin Yi that helped Uncle Jiu eliminate the banana ghost.

If I had known earlier, I would have let the little zombie hide under the bed. It would be better than that idiot Afang!

Ah Fang followed dejectedly, and the group returned to Yimeiju.

The fool was waiting anxiously in the yard, pacing back and forth in circles.

Seeing Uncle Jiu coming back, he hurried to greet him.

"Uncle Jiu, what's wrong?"

"Don't worry, we have eliminated the female ghost in the banana grove."

"Great, Uncle Jiu, please save my brother!"

Shao Genjin said excitedly.

"Well, Ah Hao, go get some realgar wine!"

"Afang, take the boy's urine!"

"Oh!"

Soon, Ah Hao and Ah Fang brought what Uncle Jiu wanted.

This realgar wine is exposed to the sun all year round and has abundant yang energy. Doctors believe that realgar wine can repel insects and kill viruses, while Taoists use realgar wine to exorcise demons and suppress evil spirits.

It's boy's urine, those who know will understand. Of course, this boy's urine was not urinated by Afang when he entered the house, but was prepared in advance.

The most effective urine for boys aged three or five is the first urine they make in the morning!

This urine stayed in the boy's body for a whole night, and the Yang energy was at its most abundant. Although the subsequent ones were useful, the effects were greatly weakened.

Uncle Jiu took out a bowl of realgar wine and held it in his hand. Then he took out a talisman to drive away evil spirits. He pinched the talisman between his fingers and pushed it with force. The talisman automatically burned.

Put the burning talisman into the bowl, and the talisman will burn in the realgar wine.

Soon, when the talisman turned into ashes, Uncle Jiu poured the boy's urine into the bowl and stirred it with his sword fingers. When it was almost mixed, he allowed Shaogen to pry open his brother's mouth and force the bowl of "spiritual liquid" into his mouth.

After taking this bowl of spiritual liquid, the silly brother's face showed some color and was not as pale as before, but he was still unconscious.

"Uncle Jiu, how is my brother now?"

The fool looked at Uncle Jiu expectantly, afraid that Uncle Jiu would say that there was no hope and that he should go back and wait for death.

"Take him back and have a good rest. Let him get more sunshine these days and give him some aphrodisiac and blood-boosting foods."

"Remember to abstain from sex. Give it half a year and you'll be fine!"

Shao Genjin nodded repeatedly, took out a few coins from his pocket with gratitude, and stuffed them into his hands to Uncle Jiu with some embarrassment.

"Uncle Jiu, thank you so much."

Uncle Jiu didn't count the money and put it away.

"Exorcism and suppression of evil are what I should do. Take your brother back and have some rest."

Shaogenjin expressed his gratitude again and left with his brother on his back.

"Chirp, chirp, chirp~"

Lin Yi's voice came again. Uncle Jiu turned around and saw a pipe flying towards him.

Uncle Jiu caught it with a smile, and then saw Lin Yi jumping over with a match in his hand.

Swah——

The match lit a small flame.

Uncle Jiu came over, lit the cigarette, and took a comfortable puff.

Phew, finally there is someone who makes him feel at ease.

Looking at Ah Hao and Ah Fang again, they were already drinking tea and eating in the house.

He didn't even think of serving a cup of tea to his master. He is so unfilial.

Uncle Jiu walked into the house smoking a cigarette, took out the coins that Shao Genjin had given him, and placed them on the table.

There are four old silver coins from the Qing Dynasty, two of which are one dollar and two are five cents, for a total of three dollars.

Even though it's only three dollars, in a small town like this, it's already enough for many people to spend for one or two months.

Ah Hao and Ah Fang stared at the money on the table with their eyes shining.

This is money!

"Hey! It's time to pay. Although the pay is a little less this time, I will still distribute it fairly."

Ah Hao and Ah Fang's eyes were shining with anticipation.

Uncle Jiu took his time and picked up a dollar. "Hey, this is from the government!"

Then he picked up another dollar and said, "This one is mine!"

Finally, Uncle Jiu picked up two five-cent coins.

"I'll save these two for you so you can use them when you immigrate to a big city!"

Ah Fang: o((⊙﹏⊙))o

Ah Hao: o((⊙﹏⊙))o

The two were speechless.

So he doesn’t give me a penny!

You still talk about fairness even though you don’t get paid!

Master, you are too stingy!

"It's getting late, both of you should hurry up and pack up and go to bed. We have to go to the village to check the feng shui tomorrow, so remember to get up early!"

"Oh, I know."

Ah Hao and Ah Fang were weak and distraught, and spoke in unison.

Uncle Jiu nodded in satisfaction and prepared to go back to the house with the money.

I'm not petty. I'm not deliberately not paying you because I see you're lagging behind. I'm just kind-hearted and want to help you save money so you can use it when you move to a big city.

As a master, I am really worried about my apprentice.

Uncle Jiu had only taken a few steps when he suddenly stopped and turned around and said.

"By the way, the public share is for buying tomatoes for the little zombies. That's only fair!"

Upon hearing this, Ah Hao and Ah Fang smiled bitterly.

Master, you are so fair!

……

At night, the moonlight was like water. Lin Yi sat by the window, absorbing the rich moonlight.

Uncle Jiu, Ah Hao and Ah Fang have already gone to bed. The yard is quiet. Outside the yard, insects are chirping non-stop. From the distant mountains and forests, the sounds of ghosts and wolves howling can be faintly heard.

"almost!"

Lin Yi felt the pure moon power in his body gathering fully, and then began to summon spirits and send generals.

Soon, the red ghost in Lin Yi's body gradually split apart.

The ghost let out a shrill scream and began to struggle violently.

But soon, a large group of red ghosts turned into pure energy and was absorbed by the little zombie, while the remaining small group of red ghosts gathered in Lin Yi's little hand.

The next second, this small red ghost turned into a charming and alluring red-dressed queen as Lin Yi had imagined, exactly what the Banana Ghost had looked like before.

In fact, the remaining ghost balls have been controlled by Lin Yi.

Lin Yi could make her change into whatever shape he wanted.

The banana ghost girl had a sweet smile on her face. She slowly squatted down and gently held Lin Yi's feet.

Big health care, start!

Even though Lin Yi is a little zombie now, he still has a sense of touch.

The massage technique of this banana ghost girl comes from Lin Yi's memory before he traveled through time.

After all, he used to drive a Cadillac and often went to the second floor, so those who understand will understand.

Lin Yi swallowed a part of the Banana Ghost's soul to improve herself, but the remaining soul was incomplete and became a little stupid.

Being a thug is quite hard, but being a maid serving tea and water is still possible.

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