Uncle Jiu's little zombie: learn a magical power every day

At around nine o'clock in the evening, apart from Yihongyuan, only a few late-night snack stalls on the street were still open in Renjia Town.

Three or two people who come home at night sit in front of the stall, eating, drinking and chatting. The pace of life is very slow, and the wives at home are not worried either. It is very comfortable!

Qiu Sheng and Wencai did not dare to stop along the way. They passed through Renjia Town and rushed back to the charity cemetery without stopping.

"Master, we are back!"

Qiu Sheng Wencai rushed into the charity cemetery panting.

The room was eerily quiet, with the candlelight flickering dimly. Uncle Jiu stood in front of Old Master Ren's coffin, his shoulders folded, his figure flickering.

When I got closer, I saw that Uncle Jiu had a serious expression and a furrowed brow. I didn't know what he was thinking.

"Are you back?" Uncle Jiu looked at his two apprentices.

Wencai was out of breath and took out some incense sticks from his treasure bag!

"Give!"

Qiu Sheng was in better physical condition and not as out of breath as Wencai, so he spoke first.

"Master, all the incense burned in front of Master Ren's grave is like this. Why is that?"

Uncle Jiu held the incense stick and frowned even more tightly.

"People are most afraid of three long and two short, and incense is most afraid of two short and one long."

“It just had to burn like this!”

Qiu Sheng swallowed nervously, "What will happen then?"

"If this kind of incense appears in the house, there will definitely be a loss!"

After Uncle Jiu finished speaking, he turned around and saw Wencai holding the offerings for Ren Weiyong and eating them with relish.

Did you make a mistake!

I would rather starve to death than eat the offerings at the grave. Don’t you understand this?

But fortunately, this is not in front of the grave, but it is not okay in front of the spirit either!

Wencai shrank his neck, put down the half piece of pancake in his hand, wiped the crumbs on his clothes, and turned into a good boy again.

"Master, I hope Master Ren's daughter is okay!"

After Qiu Sheng asked this question, Wencai also became nervous.

"Yes, Master, Tingting will be fine!"

"Hey, Wencai, why are you so excited?"

"Of course, Tingting and I hit it off right away. We fell in love at first sight, and we've been together forever since we met for the third time. We're all so close now, so of course I care about her!"

Wencai said shamelessly.

Qiu Sheng curled his lips and said, "It's you!"

"I think you're obsessed with sex. Tingting is so beautiful, how could she possibly be attracted to you? If it were me, there's still a possibility!"

Wencai's expression was the same as Qiu Sheng's. He curled his lips and rolled his eyes, "I like you! Stop daydreaming. Tingting is not blind."

Uncle Jiu was holding the incense sticks, and everyone was speechless.

What exactly are these two disciples focusing on?

You still want to marry Ren Tingting? You don’t wash your feet before you go to bed and you even pee in your shoes!

"Have you two had enough?"

Qiu Sheng and Wencai paused, then their eyes met, sparks and lightning flew.

"Fair competition! X2"

After finishing the job, the two of them ran to Uncle Jiu eagerly.

"Master, please think of a solution!"

"Yes, save Tingting!"

Uncle Jiu was even more speechless.

Did Ren Tingting say anything to you today?

"I've already thought about it. Otherwise, why would I bring the coffin back?"

"Is there something wrong with the coffin?"

"There's nothing wrong with the coffin, it's the dead man who has the problem!"

"I think there's something wrong too. It hasn't rotted in twenty years!"

Qiu Sheng and Wencai looked at each other and pushed open the lid of the coffin.

The smell in the coffin was really bad, and it spread quickly as the coffin lid was opened.

Ren Weiyong's skin in the coffin was now wrinkled and even had black hair growing on it.

The two men's breathing stopped, and they exclaimed in unison when they saw the body in the coffin.

"Wow! You've gained weight!"

Uncle Jiu looked over and his expression became even uglier.

The corpse transformed faster than he thought.

But it makes sense when you think about it. After being trapped in that tomb for twenty years, the resentment has not dissipated and has only accumulated more and more. Now that it has been dug out, if it doesn't turn into a zombie, who will?

"Cover it up quickly! Prepare paper, pen, ink, and sword!"

Qiu Sheng Wencai stood there stupidly, with a bewildered look on his face.

What are you preparing for?

Looking at these two stupid apprentices, Uncle Jiu felt even more confused.

You guys are like this, and you still want to marry Ren Tingting!

"Red pen, yellow paper, black ink, kitchen knife, wooden sword!"

"Also, Wencai, go to the back and grab a rooster!"

"Oh oh oh!"

The two apprentices hurriedly did as they were told.

It didn't take long before everything was ready.

Wencai was clumsy and took a long time to kill the monster, only taking two drops of blood.

It was Qiu Sheng who grabbed the kitchen knife and beheaded the rooster easily!

Uncle Jiu came to the altar with a dark face, set up the altar and cast a spell. After a series of fancy preparations, a bowl of freshly baked chicken blood ink came out.

Uncle Jiu poured the chicken blood ink into the inkwell and gave it to Qiu Sheng and Wencai.

"Master, where is the bullet?"

"It hit the coffin!"

"Remember, the entire coffin must be strung together!"

"Oh!"

Qiu Shengwencai pulled the ink line, came to the coffin, and stretched the line again and again.

"Master, why can't I see Ayi?"

"Yeah, is he asleep already?"

Uncle Jiu cleaned the ink off his hands and said casually, "Ayi has been staying at Tingting's place for the past few days."

When Uncle Jiu went down the mountain, Lin Yi waited for him on the road and explained that he would stay at Ren's house for a few days.

Uncle Jiu naturally agreed.

He was still very relieved about Lin Yi.

Even if something really happened, the Ren family would be safer with Lin Yi around.

"Wow! Live at Tingting's place!"

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai spoke in unison, all revealing ugly expressions of envy and jealousy.

They also want to live with Tingting!

How happy that would be.

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Uncle Jiu looked at them and shook his head. These two apprentices were hopeless!

……

"Hey, don't move, sister will rub it for you!"

"Hey, there's so much mud. How long has it been since you last took a shower?"

"Wow! You little guy, why are your feet so smelly? You need to wash them!"

"You'll be the one to rub it for me later."

"Hey, did you hear that, little brother?"

Lin Yi closed his eyes and thought that Ren Tingting was just buzzing like a mosquito.

But you know what, the feeling of taking a bath together with someone scrubbing your back is just different!

One word, absolutely!

I never thought that I, Yi, would have the chance to experience Conan’s exclusive experience.

They were both turned into children and were forced to take baths.

I don’t know what Conan was thinking when Xiaolan dragged him to take a shower.

Ren Tingting used the double dragon playing with a pearl technique to attack the itchy spot.

"Chirp, chirp, chirp!"

Lin Yi's body twitched and he let out a chirping laugh.

"Hahaha, Ayi, you, what were you doing just now? Why were you chirping so loudly? Hahaha."

Ren Tingting laughed so hard that the branches and branches shook and the mountains and peaks shook.

"It's an illusion, it's all an illusion! Hurry up and rub it, I need to go to bed early and get up early!"

Lin Yi was so angry that he lost his temper.

How could I accidentally kiss her?

Now I've made a huge fool of myself in front of this woman. My image of being wise and brave is ruined!

Lin Yi, who had lost all hope in life, was like a toy, closing his eyes and letting Ren Tingting do whatever she wanted.

It's impossible for me to be a bath scrubber!

After finishing, Ren Tingting changed Lin Yi into a pink silk nightgown and threw him on the bed.

"Hey, you'll sleep with me tonight. If there's any danger, you must protect me!"

Ren Tingting was wearing the same nightgown as Lin Yi and pushed Lin Yi into the bed.

What the hell is this nightgown!

snort!

Lin Yi turned his head, hugged the quilt and closed his eyes to sleep.

I'm here to be a bodyguard, not a pillow. You hateful woman, you're abusing your power for personal gain, so shameless!

"Hee hee hee!"

Looking at Lin Yi's stingy look, Ren Tingting laughed out loud.

She really enjoyed the feeling of bullying her little brother. She had always wanted to have a younger brother, and now it felt like her dream had come true.

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At two o'clock in the morning, Renjia Town entered a period of complete silence.

Apart from the occasional cat meows coming from Yihongyuan, the only people wandering around the street were night watchmen.

Everyone in the Ren family fell into a deep sleep.

Underground, invisible to anyone, a little guy who had escaped from the evil woman's entanglement was rushing towards the charity cemetery.

Although he could sign in tomorrow morning, Lin Yi couldn't wait any longer.

When Lin Yi thought that Old Master Ren was waiting for him in the coffin, he felt like there were claws scratching his heart.

More than ten minutes later, Lin Yi emerged from the courtyard of the charity cemetery.

The charity cemetery was silent, and Lin Yi tiptoed into the morgue.

On the bamboo bed in the separate room, the good brothers Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai were entangled in a 69 position.

I don’t know what they dreamed about, but the two of them were holding each other’s feet and kissing them happily.

He was humming and seemed to be muttering something.

Lin Yi leaned over and listened.

Wow, it’s all Tingting!

Tsk tsk, what a loser!

What's so good about that evil girl? She grinds her teeth, snores, and likes to twist around when she sleeps. Although her legs are long and straight, she likes to put them on other people. It's really annoying.

Lin Yi shook his head and sighed, then went into the inner room of the morgue.

Ren Weiyong's coffin lay quietly inside, with a circle of ink lines on it. In the darkness, these ink lines emitted a dark golden light.

As Lin Yi approached, the ink lines became brighter.

Old man Ren, I'm here. As your grandfather, you should repay the debt owed by your granddaughter. Chirp chirp chirp~

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