Uncle Jiu's little zombie: learn a magical power every day

Chapter 31: Little Maoshan! Tricking Awei!

Ren Tingting was really curious.

Why was everything fine before, but after the coffin was opened, Uncle Jiu suddenly suggested cremating her grandfather!

He also said that there would be trouble if he didn’t cremate his body!

Although she didn't have a deep affection for her grandfather, this matter was too strange.

She wasn't the only one curious.

The three dog-skin plasters followed her. When they heard Ren Tingting's question, they pricked up their ears, wanting to hear what Lin Yi would say.

Awei originally wanted to be a little mean.

What could a little brat know? Why ask him such a question!

In fact, Awei had been dissatisfied with Lin Yi for a long time.

This brat actually rode in the same sedan chair with cousin Tingting and leaned on his cousin's arms for such a long time. He had never experienced this before!

I just argued with him, making him lose face in front of his cousin.

Humph, let’s listen to what this kid has to say first. If he’s talking nonsense, I’ll expose you to my cousin’s husband!

Lin Yi put his hands behind his back, imitating Uncle Jiu's posture, watching the coffin being carried away. The little adult looked like a replica of Uncle Jiu.

"Hey, kid, my cousin is asking you a question, are you deaf?"

Awei couldn't stand Lin Yi's pretentious look.

What's so great about pretending like a little brat?

"cousin!"

Ren Tingting raised her voice in dissatisfaction and looked at Awei with disgust.

Why are you everywhere?

I'm talking to Ayi, why are you butting in?

"Cousin, what could this little ghost know? If you ask me, that Taoist priest is just too lazy to bother looking for a new grave, so he suggested it!"

Awei was talking loudly, not noticing that Uncle Jiu's face had turned cold not far behind him.

Good boy, you don’t even backbite when someone slanders you, right?

Ren Fa's face didn't look good either.

This Awei is really good at causing trouble!

Uncle Jiu is someone I respect. Whether the Ren family can change their fortune depends entirely on his methods and mood. You are speaking ill of him to his face!

Are you out of your mind?

Please don’t do stupid things and bring trouble to our Ren family, okay?

"Cousin, don't talk nonsense. Uncle Jiu would never do that!"

Ren Tingting said angrily. She was so cute that she couldn't say anything unpleasant. Her little face was puffed up like a bun, which made her look very cute.

Qiu Sheng and Wencai looked at each other.

Brothers who have known each other for many years have a tacit understanding and can know what the other is going to do with just one glance.

The two men then approached Awei tacitly, and supported Awei from the left and right.

"Hey! What are you doing? Do you know who I am?"

"Hey! You're not talking right!"

"Who are you and what does it have to do with us, Captain Awei~"

Qiu Sheng dragged out the words and had a funny expression on his face.

Wencai cooperated very well and said with a smile.

"That's right. Hey! You look so young, but why do you have so many white hairs?"

"Isn't this premature aging?"

While Qiu Sheng and Wencai were talking, their hands were already pulling Awei's head.

"Nonsense! Be careful or I'll sue you for slandering me! Cousin, I'm not prematurely aged. I'm in good health!"

Awei pushed Qiu Sheng and Wencai away, fearing that Ren Tingting would doubt his health, and hurriedly explained to Ren Tingting.

There is already an age difference between them. If cousin Tingting thinks he is too old and refuses to marry him, he will cry to death.

He also wanted to marry a beautiful, rich and beautiful woman and reach the peak of his life.

Ren Tingting had a cold face and didn't even look at him.

I don’t care whether you are in good health or not, tell me what you want to say.

Qiu Sheng and Wencai looked at the strands of hair in their hands, smiled, and looked at each other again.

"Forget it. If we can't afford to offend you, we can afford to hide from you!"

"Let's go, let's go home!"

The two of them walked away in unison, and when they saw that no one was looking at them, they trotted into the woods nearby.

Awei was like a victorious rooster, with his hands on his hips and his chin held high.

"You guys ran fast, otherwise I would have put you in jail!"

Tsk, you two little punks, how dare you snatch my cousin from me? You’re overestimating yourself!

"Ayi, let's ignore him!"

Ren Tingting pulled Lin Yi and was about to leave.

"Why are you in such a hurry, Sister Tingting!"

Lin Yi smiled and pulled Ren Tingting, then looked at Awei deeply.

"Captain Awei, right? I have something to remind you: young people, don't be too arrogant!"

Ah Wei laughed and pointed at Lin Yi, "Just kidding, if you're not arrogant, you're still young. And, kid, you call me a young man! You're crazy! That's hilarious."

How old are you? Call me young man!

Lin Yi shrugged.

"There's always a punishment for being mean. There's no hope for you. This is a cemetery. Even ghosts would shake their heads at your arrogance!"

"What a joke! You're playing tricks on me! Where is the ghost? Come out and let me see!"

Before Awei could finish his words, his body suddenly trembled!

what's the situation!

Awei looked at his body in panic, wanting to speak but unable to open his mouth.

The next second, Awei suddenly knelt down on the ground and began to kowtow to Lin Yi.

bang bang bang-

Ren Tingting: ???

People around: ???

Ren Fa: o((⊙﹏⊙))o

Uncle Nine: →_→

Lin Yi was also stunned for a moment.

After reacting, like Uncle Jiu, he glanced sideways in the direction where Qiu Sheng and Wencai disappeared.

In the surrounding woods, Wencai was kowtowing.

Qiu Sheng stood on tiptoe and looked excitedly at Awei who was kowtowing in the crowd.

"Hurry, hurry, hurry up! Wencai, hurry up!"

"Hurry up, I'm going to throw up!"

Wencai collapsed onto the ground, looking at Qiu Sheng with a bitter old face.

"I already said I can't do it, so you should do it."

"You are so useless."

Qiu Sheng shook his head and grabbed Wencai.

"I'll help you!"

"Hey, what are you doing!"

Wencai panicked and was then carried up by Qiu Sheng.

The next second, Wencai flipped twice in the air and then fell to the ground.

Awei, who was lying on the ground, suddenly jumped up, flipped in the air, and finally fell to the ground with his body eaten shit.

"Wow! Captain is amazing!"

Everyone around them exclaimed.

Awei's mind went blank and he felt dizzy.

what happened?

I can't control myself!

Could it be a ghost?

Wencai was almost scared to death and thought he was going to fall. Fortunately, Qiu Sheng grabbed his clothes at the last moment and he didn't really fall!

He didn't fall, it was Awei who fell!

His glasses were broken, and he looked dirty and miserable.

"You're not allowed to speak nonsense and insult Master and Junior Brother, humph!"

"Come again!"

Qiu Sheng said this, pulling Wencai and doing an 18th flip!

Flip and fall!

In front of Old Master Ren’s grave, everyone applauded and cheered.

Today really opened my eyes. Captain Awei has this skill. It’s just that he fell pretty badly and his face is deformed.

"Wencai, take off your pants quickly! Make him eat dirt!"

"Ah! No more!"

"Don't give a shit, hurry up!"

Qiu Sheng urged Wencai.

Wencai reluctantly began to unbuckle his belt.

"what!"

Ren Tingting was stunned at first, then she saw Awei stand up, untie his belt, exclaimed and turned around quickly.

"Cousin, you are so unreasonable!"

"That's really outrageous, Sister Tingting, let's ignore him and go!"

Lin Yi pretended to be serious, held back his laughter, and pulled Ren Tingting away.

Don’t go, cousin, I, I, I can’t control myself!

Awei's face was full of pain. He wanted to speak but couldn't. He was almost going crazy.

What on earth should I do!

Who can help me!

"Awei!"

Ren Fa couldn't stand it anymore, his face was full of black lines, he wanted to get angry and yell, but suddenly he thought of something, he looked at Uncle Jiu.

"Uncle Jiu, what's going on with Awei?"

Uncle Jiu stood with his hands behind his back, smiling.

"You're being disrespectful here, and you've hit me right in the face. Don't worry, Master Ren, it's okay. Just let him vent his anger and everything will be fine."

To encounter good things means to encounter evil things.

Just like a fire is not called a fire, it is called a fire!

You can't say "you encountered a ghost" late at night, so you can only use "you encountered something right" instead. Over time, the term "you encountered something right" came into being.

"This! You deserve it!"

Ren Fa said this angrily, and without caring anything else, he walked straight towards the bamboo sedan he had come in.

"let's go!"

Two sedan chairs carried Ren Fa and Ren Tingting down the mountain.

Lin Yi leaned in Ren Tingting's arms just like when he came, feeling very comfortable with her support.

This Awei is much more annoying than the Awei in the movie. He deserves to suffer a little. I hope he can learn his lesson and be a good person in the future.

slam-la-

Awei's urine dripped out a small mud puddle on the ground.

The next second, Awei prostrated himself on the ground!

He buried his face in the puddle of urine and struggled for a while.

Grunt, grunt, grunt...

Awei vomited continuously, and his uncontrollable body finally regained control.

"Wow!"

Awei broke through the crowd and ran away crying.

In the woods, Uncle Jiu held down Qiu Sheng and Wencai and slapped them twice.

"You little bastard, if you don't learn your lesson, I'll break your legs if you use Ye Mao Shan to bully others again!"

Qiu Sheng Wencai didn't feel any pain, but instead laughed happily.

Who made that guy's mouth stink? This is to make him smell good. Remember this lesson.