Uncle Jiu's little zombie: learn a magical power every day

In the movie The Taoist Priest, Ah Hao and Ah Fang used threats and bribes to coerce the little zombie into stealing money from Uncle Jiu's room.

Then he ran out and had fun until late at night.

The two of them went to the famous red-light nightclub nearby, Baiyulou.

No one knew what happened, but when they came back, they were followed by a female ghost.

Uncle Jiu and Lin Yi rushed into the township office.

In the yard, Ah Hao and Ah Fang were hiding here and there, and behind them, a light and floating ghost was chasing them.

Ah Hao and Ah Fang are really good-for-nothings. They kept running towards the young nuns, causing them to scream and cry while hiding behind Mother Superior Maria.

Mother Superior Maria was a servant of the Lord with a firm faith. She held a cross and a Bible and stood in front of the young nuns, trying to scare away the ghost.

But the ghost had no reaction to the cross and the Bible. It easily penetrated Maria's body and continued to chase Ah Hao and Ah Fang.

"Ah! Here she comes again!"

"Wow, Dean, save me!"

The little nuns screamed and ran around in circles, holding up their skirts.

Ah Hao and Ah Fang didn't know if they were really scared or what, but they kept calling "Master" and chasing the little nun. It seemed like they were having a lot of fun.

Uncle Jiu and Lin Yi stood at the gate. After seeing the situation inside, the solemnity on Uncle Jiu's face disappeared.

Seeing that half-smile expression and the sudden drop in temperature around him, Lin Yi silently took a few steps back.

Gee!

Ah Hao and Ah Fang, I wish you good luck!

"Oh, Master, help me!"

"She's here again, there's a ghost~"

Ah Hao and Ah Fang screamed and rushed to the middle of the little nuns again, with the corners of their mouths curled up more than even Barrett could suppress.

Uncle Jiu could see that they didn't feel any danger at all, but were enjoying it instead.

These silly little nuns were so frightened that they had no idea what the two bad guys were doing and continued to run away with their skirts lifted.

"One eyebrow Taoist priest!"

Maria was the first to notice Uncle Jiu and was immediately overjoyed.

"Children, follow me! The Taoist priest is back!"

Maria said loudly, and then quickly came to Uncle Jiu with a few little nuns.

Ah Hao and Ah Fang were like being hit by a stick and stopped shouting instantly. When they saw Uncle Jiu standing at the door, they looked at each other and then started acting at the same time.

"Master, help!"

"Yes, Master, this female ghost has been chasing us."

Ah Hao and Ah Fang also ran over, looking terrified and pitiful, as if they had escaped death.

"Haha, help? I see you guys are having fun."

Uncle Jiu looked at the two disciples sarcastically.

As a master, he has caught many ghosts. How could he not know what these two little ghosts are thinking?

It was obvious that he was just teasing these girls and wanted to take advantage of them.

Not only is he incompetent, unmotivated, and hopeless, he's also a little pervert.

How could my own disciple be such a person?

No wonder Taishang Laojun couldn't stand it anymore and came down to earth to enlighten the little zombie. Otherwise, there would be no one among his disciples who could live up to his expectations!

Thinking of this, Uncle Jiu became even angrier.

These brats really deserve to be punished!

"No, Master, we are really scared!"

"Here she comes again, wow!"

Ah Hao and Ah Fang continued to argue nervously, then screamed "Fear" and ran behind Uncle Jiu.

"Master, she's coming, take her in quickly!"

"Yes, Master!"

"Huh, where did you get this from?"

"Would she follow you for no reason?"

Uncle Jiu's soul-searching question made Ah Hao and Ah Fang feel guilty.

"No, Master, we were passing by the White Jade Tower in town. We were curious, so we went in to listen to some music."

"After we came out, she followed us."

Ah Hao and Ah Fang had no choice but to "tell the truth".

The two dollars he took out from Uncle Jiu's Taoist robe had almost been spent.

I didn't expect that after being so carefree for a while, I would be targeted by a ghost after coming out.

The two of them rode their bikes all the way back to the township office to ask Uncle Jiu for help, but they didn't expect that Uncle Jiu was not at home.

Maria and the other girls who heard the noise and came out to check the situation were also frightened when they saw the ghost.

Maria, on the other hand, refused to believe in evil and wanted to go forward to exorcise the demon. However, she called out to the Lord a thousand times in her heart, but her Lord didn't even say a word and ignored her.

The "smile" on Uncle Jiu's face became even more intense.

"Hahaha, so that's how it is!"

hiss~

Lin Yi behind him shuddered subconsciously.

It's over!

The last time Uncle Jiu laughed like this, several people died!

These two guys, just wait for bad luck.

Lin Yi curled his lips and looked at the ghost figure floating in the yard.

That’s right, the poor little singer has now turned into a ghost.

"How dare you, bold monster, be so presumptuous! Take it away!"

There was a childish loud shout, and then Lin Yi rushed out from behind with a bamboo tube in his hand.

"This, this is a little zombie!"

Ah Hao widened his eyes in shock.

Ah Fang was also dumbfounded, his eyes wide open.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible! How did the little zombie turn into a human?"

I've only heard of people turning into zombies after death, but I've never heard of zombies turning back into humans.

But now this little guy is wearing the clothes of a little zombie, and his body shape and appearance are exactly the same as the little zombie.

But he looks like an ordinary person, and his voice is so clear. Could he be a child picked up by the master from outside?

Ah Hao and Ah Fang looked at Uncle Jiu in unison, but saw Uncle Jiu with his hands behind his back, still staring at them with a half-smile.

hiss!

Ah Hao and Ah Fang gasped in unison, then lowered their heads in fear and guilt, avoiding Uncle Jiu's gaze.

The two of them cautiously shrank their necks and looked at each other.

It’s over, Master is going to get mad!

Woohoo, I’m dead now!

Summon the spirits and dispatch the generals, start!

Lin Yi pretended to be serious and turned the bamboo tube in his hand upside down and pushed it towards the ghost, and then the ghost disappeared in an instant.

In fact, he was captured by Lin Yi using the Soul Binding Technique and then put into his personal space.

Wandering souls like this with little consciousness are actually very easy to deal with.

Those with strong Yang energy cannot be approached by it at all. Only those who have just lost their Yang energy or whose luck has been ruined will be easily haunted by this dirty thing.

Ah Hao and Ah Fang used their master's money to visit brothels to broaden their horizons. Regardless of whether they had sex or not, their luck was ruined first.

As for whether the yang energy was lost, I guess two dollars is not enough for these two people to play with, so it should be not.

Juling Qianjiang is a unique technique for catching and controlling ghosts. Of course, it can be further developed, such as swallowing souls to improve one's own strength, or permanently controlling ghosts to do things for oneself.

But Lin Yi didn't plan to do that to this little singer.

He was already in a miserable state, a pitiful person, and now that his soul had run here for help, he could certainly lend a helping hand.

"Master, we've caught the female ghost. What should we do next?"

Lin Yi returned to Uncle Jiu, tilted his little face up, and asked with a cute smile.

Uncle Jiu looked at Lin Yi with satisfaction and nodded.

Uncle Jiu was especially satisfied when he saw the curious and admiring eyes of Maria and the four little nuns.

Although Ah Hao and Ah Fang lost face, there is still a little one to keep them in good shape.

At least he didn't lose all his face.

"Come into the house with me. This innocent ghost is here to ask for help."

Uncle Jiu said this and walked into the house with his hands behind his back.

"Oh!" Lin Yi followed obediently.

Ah Hao and Ah Fang wanted to catch up, but they saw Uncle Jiu suddenly stop, turn around and glance at them.

"Both of you go kneel in front of the altar!"

hiss!

"Oh!"

Ah Hao and Ah Fang knelt down obediently.

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