Uncle Jiu's little zombie: learn a magical power every day
Chapter 129 Zhang Dabing: Little Boss, No~
"Oh, there's nothing to be embarrassed about. Please tell me what's going on!"
"That's right. If you don't tell us in detail, how can we help you?"
Hua Ling and Qingqing urged Zhang Dabing.
Zhang Dabing had a bitter look on his face. He sighed, patted his head, and then took off a shoe from his lower back.
The shoe was always tucked into the waistband of his trousers at the back.
"Little brother, you are amazing. Yes, I am sure that my wife is cheating on me!"
After Zhang Dabing finished speaking, Hua Ling and Qingqing's eyes brightened up even more.
Although it’s a bit unkind, this kind of melon tastes delicious!
When they looked at the shoes in Zhang Dabing's hand and his sad face, they realized that the shoes must be important evidence.
"My name is Zhang Dadan, and I'm a rickshaw driver. A few days ago, I was out working and took Mr. Tan from the town to have some fun."
"Oh! Go have some fun!"
Hua Ling and Qingqing felt that the melon was even sweeter.
"Quick, tell me in detail!"
"what is going on!"
Hua Ling and Qingqing were talking while trying to pull Lin Yi away with their hands.
"Hey, what are you doing? Where are you putting your hands?"
"Where are your melon seeds? Aren't they in your pocket?"
"Why are your pockets empty?"
Wow, it’s time to eat it.
Lin Yi speechlessly gave them both a large handful of melon seeds.
Click, click!
The two women ate melon seeds and urged Zhang Dabing to continue.
Zhang Dabing always felt something was wrong, but he had no choice but to tell everyone about his experience in detail.
Mr. Tan said that domestic flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers, and he also specifically told Zhang Dabing not to tell this matter to anyone.
After arriving at the place, Mr. Tan went to have a secret affair, while he went to the tofu pudding stall on the street outside to eat.
As a result, the owner of the tofu pudding stall said that when he was young, he was a rickshaw driver. He went out to work during the day, and his wife was cheating on him at home.
Hearing this, Zhang Dabing always felt something was wrong. He thought about the new clothes his wife had recently bought, which were very beautiful and the material was obviously not cheap. However, the money he earned was definitely not enough to buy such clothes. He suspected that there might be something wrong with his wife.
Just when Mr. Tan was out stealing someone, he ran back to take a look. If there was nothing wrong, he would come back quickly.
As a result, when he got home, Zhang Dabing found someone peeking through the crack of his door. When he went forward to take a look, he saw a scene that gave him high blood pressure.
My wife is in the room, rocking the bed.
At that time, he was like a madman, shouting and banging on the door. But when he rushed in, the adulterer had already run away, and he only found the shoe on the ground.
Afterwards, Zhang Dabing regretted that he was too impulsive. He should have climbed over the wall and trapped the adulterer in the house.
"Oh, you are so stupid! If you found the adulterer, why did you knock on the door? Wouldn't that alert the adulterer to escape?"
Qingqing shook her head regretfully.
"Yeah, if you ask me, you should just climb over the wall. Judging from your skill in climbing the beams just now, climbing over the wall shouldn't be a problem for you."
clap clap clap!
Zhang Dabing almost broke his thigh.
That’s right, why did I get so carried away at that time?
"Alas! Now the adulterer has run away, and only this shoe is left. If you want to find him, you can only wait for another opportunity later."
Zhang Dabing said this and suddenly looked at Lin Yi.
"Little brother, can you help me find that guy?"
Zhang Dabao gnashed his teeth and said, "As long as you can help me find the adulterer, I will be your coachman and work for you in the future."
"Hey! I told you, you had a bloody disaster, and your wife cheated on you! These are not two different things!"
Lin Yi held Long Kui in his arms and spoke slowly.
"Ok!"
Zhang Dabing seemed to understand something.
"You mean? I suffered this bloody disaster because my wife cheated on me!"
"Yes!"
Lin Yi nodded and continued with a smile, "Your wife's adulterer is no ordinary man. He's a well-known figure in town!"
"Think about it, if you catch him and spread the news, how will he survive in this town? So, in order to make you shut up, I have no choice but to put you in a difficult position."
"Ah! Can you give me some mercy?"
Zhang Dabing was confused again and scratched the back of his head.
"You're so stupid! I'm going to let you die!"
Hua Ling rolled her eyes at Zhang Dabing. No wonder this guy could only yell like a fool when he met his adulterer.
You should know that catching an adulterer takes the couple, catching a thief takes the stolen goods, this has been the case since ancient times.
What’s the use of just seeing it? We must grasp it and make it a reality.
"Damn it! It's so vicious!"
Zhang Da's bold expression became even more ferocious.
I didn't expect that not only was I cuckolded, but someone also wanted to take my life.
"No wonder someone suddenly made a bet with me and asked me to stay at the Ma Family Ancestral Hall for a night!"
"So you want to kill me!"
Zhang Dabing thought again of the Maoshan Taoist priest Xu Zhenren whom he met in the afternoon. If it weren't for him, he would probably be dead by now.
……
Whoosh!Whoosh!
Majia Town, the backyard of the Tan Mansion.
Master Qian was wearing a patchwork Taoist robe and holding a peach wood sword. He was sweating and panting from exhaustion.
"Water, water, give me water!"
Master Qian had consumed too much energy, both in terms of mana and physical strength, and was extremely thirsty.
But he was performing a ritual at the time and couldn't move freely.
The young disciple came over with a bowl of tea and put it close to Master Qian's mouth.
Just as Master Qian leaned over to drink, the young disciple took the teacup away again, took a sip himself, and nodded with satisfaction.
"You can drink it now."
Damn it, if I hadn’t been unable to beat you up right now, you, the traitor, would have been buried here today!
Master Qian cursed in his heart, and when the teacup was brought over, he quickly drank it.
Tons of tons of tons~
He took a few gulps and drank all the water, but the condition didn't improve much.
"Water, bring water!"
"No more, Master!"
The young apprentice walked away with the empty teacup, looking like he deserved a beating.
At this time, Mr. Tan and his lawyer, who were sitting not far away waiting for the results, were looking over here.
"Master, do you think this Master Qian is any good?"
He spent the money, but if he couldn't kill Zhang Dabing, wouldn't it be a huge loss?
"Don't worry, master. There will be no problem with Master Qian!" The lawyer was like a touhou, fanning Master Tan with a paper fan in his hand, and did not forget to tilt his head to urge Master Qian.
"Hey! Master Qian, can you do it?"
"Okay, of course, don't worry, there will be no problem!"
Master Qian, who was sweating profusely and speaking with uneven breath, managed to finish his words in one breath and then continued to cast the spell.
"Hey! Get up!"
As he raised the peach wood sword in his hand, the straw man in the mini coffin on the altar suddenly jumped up.
This straw man is wearing funeral clothes and has Ma Gong's birth date and eight characters pasted on his head, so at this time this straw man is actually the zombie in the Ma family ancestral hall.
As Master Qian cast the spell, the zombies in the Ma family ancestral hall jumped out of the coffin again.
Click!
This time, the zombie jumped directly onto the beam, swung his arms, and broke the bowl-thick pillar on the beam.
Then, the zombie jumped back and forth on the beam twice, but did not see Zhang Dabing's figure.
"Strange! Where are the people? How can I not see them?"
Master Qian closed his eyes and urged the zombies to jump back and forth, but in his mind he was observing the situation inside the Ma Family Ancestral Hall through the zombies' vision.
If it’s not on the beam, where could it be hidden?
The thumping sound of footsteps was particularly clear in the silent Ma family ancestral hall.
The people who were eating melon outside heard it clearly.
"Shh! It's happening again in there!"
Zhang Dabing's heart was pounding as he listened to the noise inside.
If Lin Yi and the others hadn't let him out, he would still be fighting wits and courage with the zombies in there.
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"
Master Qian controlled the zombies to search carefully in the Ma family ancestral hall. He opened all the other coffins in the hall and searched every corner, but he couldn't find any trace of Zhang Dabing.
If he was not certain that Zhang Dabing was locked in the Ma family ancestral hall, Master Qian would have thought that Zhang Dabing was not in the hall.
But where is this fat guy hiding?
Why can't I find him?
Master Qian was anxious. If he took the money but didn't get the job done, it would damage his reputation!
If he takes money to do things, his reputation will be damaged. Who will hire him to do things? How can he make money?
"Master Qian, what's going on? Is Zhang Dabing dead?"
The master's urging voice came again, and there was a hint of impatience in his tone!
"receive!"
Master Qian waved the peach wood sword in his hand, and the little straw man jumping around on the table jumped back into the coffin and lay there motionless.
call!
Master Qian let out a long sigh. At this moment, he looked like he had been fished out of the water. He was covered in sweat and his face looked weak and pale.
"Master, something's wrong. I can't find Zhang Dabing in this ancestral hall. I suspect he ran away!"
Although he didn't quite believe this reason, Master Qian couldn't think of any other reason.
After all, I have searched the ancestral hall thoroughly!
Even if you are an expert at hide-and-seek, there is no way you can avoid him if you meet him!
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"
The master seemed to be furious in an instant.
"Although this Ma Family Ancestral Hall has been in disrepair for a long time, if you lock someone in, they definitely won't be able to escape."
"Unless Zhang Dadan breaks the door open!"
"Whether it's true or not, we can find out by sending someone to the Ma Family Ancestral Hall. Master, go ask that scabby dog to check and see if Zhang Dabing is still there!"
"Yes, sir, I'll send someone right away!"
The lawyer quickly put away his fan and hurried to give orders.
Mr. Tan's face was rosy, and he smiled kindly. He said to Master Qian, "Master Qian, you have worked hard. If you can get rid of Zhang Dabing, I will definitely give you a generous gift."
Master Qian's eyes lit up, and he clasped his hands together. "Don't worry, Master Tan. I, Master Qian, always do things for money and never fail. Even if I can't deal with Zhang Dabing tonight, I will definitely make this guy disappear in the future and live up to Master Qian's trust!"
"Okay, then I'll wait for good news from Master Qian!"
After Mr. Tan finished speaking, he stood up and walked towards the house.
As I walked, I cursed in my heart.
Trash, all of them are trash. They are Maoshan wizards who can kill people invisibly, but they can't even deal with a fat guy.
……
"There's no movement in there!"
Zhang Dabing stuck to the door and listened for a long time. When he heard that there was no movement from inside, he collapsed to the ground as if he had lost all his energy.
"Look at your little courage, and you still call yourself Zhang Dadan!"
"That's right, the zombies haven't come out yet. Look how scared you are."
Qingqing and Hua Ling were cracking melon seeds and teasing Zhang Dabing.
Zhang Dabing gasped for breath. Just now, he didn't even dare to breathe deeply, for fear that the zombies inside would hear him and rush out to bite him to death.
"My two aunts, it seems that the zombie is not coming for you, you are not afraid."
"That's going to kill me!"
Zhang Dabing wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, thought of something, and suddenly looked at Lin Yi.
"Little Boss, I, Old Zhang, have made up my mind. I will follow you from now on. Please tell me who that adulterer is!"
Not only did he steal my wife, he also wanted to kill me!
I, Zhang Dadan, swear I will not be a human being if I don’t avenge this!
"Oh, how can domestic flowers be as fragrant as wild flowers!"
Mr. Ren, I didn’t expect you to be such a person!
Lin Yi didn't mention Mr. Tan, but said this with a smile.
"How can domestic flowers be as fragrant as wild flowers?"
"Ah! Master Tan!"
Zhang Dabing was stunned and shouted out the three words "Master Tan".
"You mean, Mr. Tan slept with my wife and wanted to kill me!"
Zhang Dabing looked at Lin Yi in shock and said.
"Hey, I didn't say it was him, you said that yourself."
Lin Yi shrugged.
Who knows if there will be such a thing as leaking secrets, but to be safe, it is better to keep a low profile.
"I see, that's how it is! I finally understand!"
Zhang Dabing looked at the shoes in his hand and gritted his teeth.
No wonder his wife suddenly bought such expensive and beautiful new clothes, and no wonder Mr. Tan asked him to drag him to have an affair.
She was deliberately pushing herself out to make room for him!
No wonder Mr. Tan told me that he was going to steal someone, and he said it so happily.
Yes, he must feel great to say this kind of thing in front of the real person!
You bastard, old man, I will make you pay the price!
"Little Master, please help me. As long as I can get revenge, my life will be yours from now on."
Zhang Dabing was no longer stupid now. He knew that Mr. Tan was rich and powerful, and had even invited a wizard who knew Maoshan magic to deal with him.
If it weren't for the help of an expert, I would probably be finished by now.
"Okay, okay. This Mr. Tan is really a piece of shit. So, if you don't die tonight, they will definitely attack you again tomorrow. Then we will catch them all in one fell swoop!"
"By the way, it's getting late now. You should go back later. We should leave too."
Lin Yi stood up, brushed off the dirt on his butt, and pushed open the door of the Ma Family Ancestral Hall.
"Ah! Go back? Little Master, I'm scared!"
Who knows if the zombies inside will jump up and eat people again?
"It's almost dawn, the guy inside probably won't get up."
"You have to go in. You can't let those bad guys know that you already know the truth, so that you can hook them."
Lin Yi said as he pushed Zhang Dabing in.
It’s okay if you don’t go in. I’ll need you to sign in again tomorrow night.
"Hey hey!"
Zhang Dabao screamed like a pig being slaughtered, stumbled into the Ma family ancestral hall, and then there was the sound of the lock being locked.
"Little Boss, no~"
……
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