You said you would tell fortunes, so you can catch ghosts and exterminate zombies easily?

Just after returning to the teahouse, before he had time to sit down and rest, Su Chen heard an extremely pretentious and coquettish voice: "Auntie, I finally see you, wuwuwu, I missed you so much!"

"boom!"

Su Chen glanced at Cai Guobang, who was kicked against the wall and slowly falling, then turned to look at Xiao Liuer and asked, "Why is he here?"

Xiao Liuer pointed to two large boxes beside her.

"I'm here to pay tribute."

He glanced at Cai Guobang, who was lying on the ground, holding his abdomen and wailing in pain.

Su Chen shook his head.

I pounced on him as soon as I came back. Who else should I kick if not you?

Cai Guobang wailed for a while, then secretly observed Ximeng. He saw her holding a child's hand and was stunned: "Who is this?"

He stopped holding his stomach, quickly got up, and rushed over. He didn't dare to get too close, but observed the child carefully.

"No... Auntie, you, you gave birth to him?"

Old Song couldn't bear to watch it.

"How old is the child? Does it look like a newborn?"

"What if it was born before?"

Old Song blinked.

I really haven't thought about this possibility.

Cai Guobang sniffed: "Auntie, is this really your child?"

Ximeng snorted.

"Blind? Do you want me to dig out your eyes?"

Cai Guobang immediately became lively: "No?"

He rubbed his hands together excitedly.

"I knew it, I knew you wouldn't easily give in to others... cough cough cough, aunt, I've prepared a lot of nice clothes, shoes, and bags for you recently. Would you like to take a look?"

"No rush," Xi Meng pointed at the child, "You raise this cub."

"what?"

"Do you expect me to support you?"

"No, no, no, no, that's not what I meant." Cai Guobang quickly came to his senses and scratched his head. "Then if I raise it, what should I call it?"

Xi Meng rolled her eyes: "You want to call me grandma too?"

"It's not impossible."

Xi Meng: “…He’s a man.”

Cai Guobang chuckled: "If you like me to call you that, it's okay if you're a man."

Too servile.

Su Chen was speechless.

He glanced silently outside the door.

It's clearly early morning over there, but it's already night here.

I looked at my watch and it was already eight o'clock.

"Are we leaving?" he asked Xi Meng.

Xi Meng nodded and glanced at the two boxes.

Cai Guobang understood and hurriedly moved the two boxes onto the trailer.

"Auntie, let me pull it."

Xi Meng glared at him, but Cai Guobang was not afraid at all and followed happily.

Seeing this, Su Chen nodded to Lao Song and the others and entered the ghost path.

Arrived at the cave in Longshan.

Cai Guobang was full of complaints when he saw the simple environment.

"Grandma, you are so precious, how can you live here?"

"Master Su, can't you find a place to live? It's so dark here, there's no Simmons mattress, no mirror, it's not worthy of my aunt at all."

Ximeng finally couldn't stand it anymore: "Shut up."

Cai Guobang immediately covered his mouth, his expression looking very aggrieved.

Su Chen sighed: "You won't be here long, I'll take you back first."

"Okay, thank you, Master Su."

Upon hearing this, Xiaobai also flew out from Su Chen's wrist, hovered over the two boxes, and landed on one of the boxes. The meaning was very clear: this box belongs to me!

Xi Meng was furious: "You dare to snatch it from me? Who was so disloyal as to abandon me before?"

Xiaobai let out a howl.

Xi Meng: "Do you think I'm afraid of you?"

Seeing that they were about to fight, Su Chen decisively left through the ghost path.

When he returned to the teahouse, Cai Guobang saw the child holding his forehead with a headache.

"How do I raise a child? I have no experience."

His gaze slowly fell on Old Song.

Old Song patted his chest and said, "What's so difficult about this? If he's hungry, just give him some porridge. He won't die!"

Su Chen: "..."

Fortunately, Cai Guobang did not agree.

"Old Song, you're not even good enough to feed a dog, right?"

He looked at Xiao Liu'er carefully again and said, "Forget it. I'd better go home and ask my aunt."

"No, I have to buy clothes and shoes for the child first. I also need a quilt and a toothbrush..."

Seeing him start making a list, Su Chen returned home.

After opening the ghost path several times in a row, the energy in his body was almost exhausted.

After washing up and lying down, Su Chen felt tired for a rare time.

After he closed his eyes, a gray shadow slowly floated in. Seeing that he was already asleep, the gray shadow stayed there for a while and then floated away.

Su Chen was woken up by little Ayun's saliva.

When he opened his eyes, he saw the little guy being held by Liu Chunhua, with his soft little face pressed against him. The little guy was giggling and drooling, all flowing onto Su Chen's neck.

He rubbed his neck, feeling both amused and helpless.

My hands are wet.

He tapped on little Ayun's nose.

The little guy was even happier, flapping his hands and feet.

Liu Chunhua asked him, "Ah Chen, are you tired? I've been calling you downstairs for ages, but you haven't woken up yet. It's already 9 o'clock."

"It's 9 o'clock?" Su Chen took Xiao Ayun from her hand and weighed him. "I'm a little tired, but I've almost recovered after sleeping for such a long time."

My spirits have been restored.

There is only a little energy left in the body, and all the merits and virtues are gone.

Really terrible!

Su Chen planned to stay at home and rest today.

When Liu Chunhua heard this, she was overjoyed.

"Achen, are you going to be home? That's perfect. I have some friends coming over today. Please keep an eye on them for me."

Su Chen was surprised: "Mom, are you afraid of meeting bad people?"

"Don't worry, there are very few people who are purely bad. Most of them have their own selfish motives. It's normal."

"What are you thinking?" Liu Chunhua waved her hands repeatedly. "If I were to make a friend and worry about this and that, and have you calculate whether it's suitable, how tiring would that be?"

"People only get married once when their horoscopes are matched."

Seeing Qiyue bring the hot noodles, Su Chen thanked her and asked curiously while sipping the noodles, "What should I pay attention to?"

Liu Chunhua chuckled.

"We have so many children in our family, and I've had nothing to do lately, so I thought I'd help keep an eye out in advance."

"Making friends with relatives in advance?" Su Chen frowned.

This doesn't sound very reliable, does it?

Liu Chunhua waved her hand: "No, just a few matchmakers."

Su Chen suddenly realized.

He nodded: "Aliang is married, and Asheng and Ahui below will be married soon."

"That's right. If Aliang can find Fangfang, I think they can't find someone in the village, right?"

"Let me tell you, didn't a lot of bachelors in the village get married a while ago?"

Su Chen nodded: "Well, what's the matter?"

"Your father called the village yesterday and told us that your brother Yaozu's wife ran away."

"We were planning to have our wedding in two weeks, and everyone was living peacefully at home. But when I woke up, not only was everyone gone, but all the money in the house was gone!"

"Did you call the police?"

"It's no use reporting it!" Liu Chunhua sighed repeatedly. "The identity information is all fake. They went to ask the matchmaker, but she didn't know anything. Look, as long as there's money, the matchmaker will just lie. Now that something's wrong, she's acting like a rogue. Your uncle Shiliang has been implicated too. Yaozu's family wants him to pay compensation too."

Su Chen: "..."

"This has nothing to do with Uncle Liang, right?"

"Who made him agree to ask the boss for an advance on their wages? If the wages are gone, who else can I blame if not him?"

"That's obviously unreasonable."

"You've been in the village for so many years, and you still don't understand? No matter if he's being reasonable or not, as long as I can get the money, that's all that matters."