You said you would tell fortunes, so you can catch ghosts and exterminate zombies easily?

Acai and Azheng had indeed never eaten hamburgers before.

but……

Su Chen cleared his throat, looked at the eager Song Shishi, and pointed at the hamburger.

"It's best not to eat this burger. There's something wrong with it."

Song Shishi was startled, and her hand trembled immediately, and a juicy hamburger fell to the ground.

"No," she leaned close to Su Chen and asked in a low voice, "Is it made of human flesh?"

isn't it?

Have you been so unlucky lately?

Just lost your job and you bought a human meat burger?

wrong!

"Should we call the police immediately?"

Su Chen didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "It's not human flesh."

Song Shishi blinked and slowly breathed a sigh of relief.

She patted her chest and looked at Su Chen with resentment: "Master Su, can you speak faster next time? You almost scared me to death. Let me tell you, I was watching a movie before..."

"I thought the movie had mirrored reality, and it was even upgraded. People were making barbecued pork buns, and he was making hamburgers."

Song Shishi recovered and then paused: "So what exactly is the problem?"

"The cat resentment is very heavy."

"Cat?" Song Shishi suspiciously opened the bread on the hamburger and looked closely at the patty in the middle. "This, this meat is not pork? It's cat meat?"

Su Chen: "There should be more than that."

Song Shishi thought about it for a moment and understood.

I've never seen anyone selling cat meat in the market. Since this meat pie contains cat meat, maybe there's also dog or rat meat...

When she thought of this possibility, Song Shishi's hands trembled again.

"This is crazy! You can't do this just to make money by setting up a stall, right?"

Su Chen looked at her meaningfully.

Song poetry: "..."

"Well, some people are clearly unscrupulous in order to make money. I understand."

She quickly went out, threw the burger away, and walked back.

Acai sneaked out to take a look.

"Dad, my sister is missing."

Su Chen smiled and pulled the little guy to sit down: "It's okay, sister has her own things to do, let's try other shoes, Ah Zheng, you too, buy a few more pairs so that you can change and wash them later."

The two quickly took off their football shoes and changed into other shoes with the help of the store owner.

Su Chen took some time to go out and buy some food.

It was half an hour later when Song Shishi came back.

"I was so angry. I called the police but they ignored me and insisted on making a scene."

"Luckily, Uncle Lin came over and said a few words for me, and then the vendor was arrested."

Su Chen handed Song Shishi a bottle of water: "Punishment?"

"Of course, but he sold a lot of them. I guess he can't find anyone now."

Song Shishi was getting angry as she spoke: "Master Su, cat resentment... won't it cost me half my life if I eat it?"

"Not really."

Song Shishi breathed a sigh of relief.

"That's fine, that's fine."

"It's just that you might be attacked by a cat at any time."

Song Shishi turned her head stiffly to look at him: "Master Su, is this okay?"

She touched her face subconsciously.

If this face is scratched by a cat a few times, wouldn’t it be disfigured?

Song Shishi shuddered, her face pale. "Luckily, I haven't eaten yet, Taoist Su. I definitely won't eat anything from the stalls out there anymore. Eating it will disfigure me. It's horrible!"

She took a sip of water to soothe her slightly hoarse throat and glanced at the pairs of shoes she had selected.

"That's all, right? Boss, give me the cost price."

……

It was already past one o'clock when we came out of the clothing street.

Even though they had some food that Su Chen had bought earlier, the four of them were still starving.

Just as Su Chen was about to ask Song Shishi for any restaurant recommendations nearby, Acai tugged at his sleeve.

"Dad~"

"Ah."

"that!"

Diagonally opposite, there is a big red shop.

Seeing Su Chen's interest, Song Shishi quickly leaned over to his ear and said, "Don't bring the child in. Hundreds of dollars will be gone if you go in!"

If she were to spend so much money on clothes, she would just have to grit her teeth and do it.

But if you spend it on food... well, how much will be left? It's not worth it.

By this time, Su Chen had already seen clearly what was sold in the store.

"Hamburgers?"

"Oh, it's so expensive, nearly twenty yuan each."

Su Chen raised the corner of his mouth: "Then go, I'll treat you, you can also order some for Xiao Liu'er."

Song Shishi: “!!!”

Xiao Liu'er has one too?

"go!"

Acai and Azheng had never seen such a novel store before, so they looked around as soon as they entered the store.

Song Shishi went over and placed her order as if she was familiar with the place.

When hesitating about the quantity, Su Chen said, "Twenty servings each."

Song Shishi narrowed her eyes at him and said, "Master Su, do you think we are pigs?"

Even pigs wouldn’t dare to eat like this, right?

"I have many children at home."

"Home?"

When Song Shishi thought of his ability to appear and disappear at will, she immediately shut up.

"Okay, okay, it's just... it's really expensive."

Seeing Su Chen take out another stack of money, Song Shishi slowly raised her thumbs up, then grinned: "Well, Taoist Su, you see, my old man is in his seventies or eighties. If he doesn't eat these, his teeth will be in bad condition in the future, right..."

Su Chen: "Order five more."

"Yes!"

"Thank you, Master Su. Thank you, Master Su."

25 servings, it takes a long time to prepare.

They had been walking around for a long time and their legs were sore, so Song Shishi pulled them to sit at a table nearby.

There are people chatting nearby.

"Jingjing, you look so pale, why don't you take a good rest?"

"It can't be... last night with your husband again..."

Song Shishi straightened her body, but her head tilted to the side.

The woman who spoke had her face pushed back.

"Don't talk nonsense in public."

Chen Jingjing took a sip of Coke and sighed, "Don't say that, it's a rare weekend off, I was thinking of sleeping in..."

"Is your mother-in-law going to come and disturb your happiness?"

Chen Jingjing waved her hand: "It has nothing to do with my mother-in-law. Besides, have you forgotten? I changed the locks a while ago and didn't give her the key."

"Then how did you..."

"I feel like my husband has been acting strange lately."

Song Shishi's eyes lit up.

"Strange?"

"Could it be... that he has someone else outside? Or did he go to wash his feet?"

Chen Jingjing was helpless: "What are you thinking about?"

"Not cheating?"

"If only," Chen Jingjing tugged at the straw, her whole body wilting. "You don't know, I don't know what's wrong with him these past few days. I wake up in the middle of the night and he stares at me. When I wake up in the morning, he still stares at me. When I take a shower, he still stares at me. I talk to him, but he won't listen. I'm going crazy."

Song Shishi couldn't help but interrupt, "It sounds like your husband really loves you. What's so crazy about that?"

The other woman nodded.

"That's right, Jingjing, you just don't know how to appreciate the blessings you have. Your husband... is not right!"

She turned her head and glared at Song Shishi: "Who are you? Why are you eavesdropping on us?"

Song Shishi shrugged: "I can't help it, you guys are too loud."

The woman was about to lose her temper, but was stopped by Chen Jingjing.

She smiled apologetically at Song Shishi: "Sorry to bother you, we will keep our voices down."

Song Shishi scratched her ears and said, "Your friend is right. Don't be ungrateful for what you have."

If Brother Kun could stare at her all day long, her mouth would definitely be grinning to the horizon.

Chen Jingjing laughed dryly: "I, I don't think it's a blessing. I always feel weird, like... I'm a different person, like I'm... possessed!"

"Possessed?!" Song Shishi suddenly became interested. "Isn't that a ghost?"

Then he slapped Su Chen's arm and said, "Master Su, business has come to your door!"