You said you would tell fortunes, so you can catch ghosts and exterminate zombies easily?

Su Chen glanced at the couple and shook his head again.

He said in a deep voice: "Where is your hometown?"

Then he took out a map from his cloth bag.

The woman and the man hesitated for a moment, and the woman said, "It's in Ning Province. It's really far away."

"Where is Ning Province?"

Su Chen took out a pen, glanced at the man, and handed the pen over: "Mark it."

This operation made the three of them a little confused.

But the man still skillfully found his hometown on the map and circled it.

Su Chen estimated the distance and asked the couple, "Do you want to go together?"

"Ah?" The woman was confused.

Old Song couldn't stand it anymore and stuck his head out again.

"Are you stupid? Don't you understand what Master Su means?"

"He'll take you straight back to his hometown!"

The man opened his mouth slightly and said, "Ah? Master, are you taking us back?"

The boy was also confused: "How do I bring it?"

Old Song rolled his eyes.

"How else can I bring it?"

"You...are you still sitting? Get up and follow behind Taoist Su."

Old Song took command.

His voice was sonorous and powerful. The women stood obediently behind Su Chen without knowing what was going on. Then they felt that they could not move their bodies.

The next moment, her body fell forward uncontrollably and the woman subconsciously closed her eyes.

When she opened her eyes, the first thing she saw was the mountains.

She was stunned for a moment, turned her head and just as she met her man's eyes, everything went dark again.

They reappeared on a main road. Passersby on the road were very surprised by their appearance. They watched from afar and pointed and talked about them.

Su Chen reminded: "Do you know where this is? Ask how far it is from your hometown."

The man was stunned for a while before he came to his senses.

"Wife, their accent..."

The woman kicked him and said, "How stupid! The master told you to go and ask."

"Oh oh oh!"

The man's face was full of excitement and he ran quickly into the distance.

The woman looked at Su Chen in disbelief: "Master..."

Su Chen glanced at her.

The woman laughed dryly: "Master, you are really amazing."

The young man looked at Su Chen with eyes full of admiration.

Su Chen nodded and looked around.

The people here are much taller than those in Cuicheng, the Magic City, and their accents sound familiar.

Then he remembered that he hadn't seen Wang Haitao for a long time.

The man came back quickly and pointed the direction to Su Chen.

After three consecutive moves, they finally arrived at their hometown.

Coming to the pit where the boy had rescued the rabbit, Su Chen took out three incense sticks from his cloth bag, waved them, lit the incense sticks, and stuck them on the side of the mountain path.

The women didn't dare ask too many questions and could only communicate silently with their eyes.

"Master, what are you doing?"

"Let's communicate with the rabbit. Can we just light some incense?"

"That should be it? Master, why don't you explain it?"

"You think you're a master or a teacher? No one has that obligation..."

……

Seeing his parents like this, the boy shook his head.

He looked around expectantly.

Will that rabbit really appear?

Three or four minutes later.

A white rabbit appeared in the bushes beside the mountain path.

It looked over here warily, lowered its head, and jumped suddenly.

"Oh my god!"

A white rabbit fell from the sky, and both the man and the woman were frightened and took three or four steps back.

The boy observed carefully and found that there was a small area on the white rabbit's hind legs without hair. He was surprised and said, "Are you really the rabbit I saved?"

The white rabbit nodded its head and opened its three-petal mouth: "Benefactor~"

The boy heard the soft female voice and couldn't believe it: "You, you were the one speaking just now?"

Seeing it nod, the boy was surprised: "Oh my God, Master said before that you are a spiritual creature, but I didn't believe it. You..."

Su Chen reminded: "Let's talk about business and have a good chat."

"I'll give you ten minutes."

After saying this, he signaled the woman and man to leave first.

The three of them walked down twenty or thirty meters before the woman was surprised: "Master, is this rabbit a mountain god?"

Su Chen shook his head: "No."

"Ah? She's a spirit creature, so why isn't she a mountain deity?"

The man frowned and pulled her aside: "Are you stupid? How can it be so easy to become a mountain god? Mountain gods should be canonized, right, Master?"

"Sealing is one way. If you can directly connect with the mountain energy, you can also successfully become a mountain god."

Woman: "...then that rabbit..."

“It’s not that powerful.”

Su Chen was a little surprised that he could make a human voice after just surviving a disaster.

Judging from the speed of its response just now, it is still very weak.

It should be because of the young man's matter.

The woman nodded subconsciously.

Seeing Su Chen looking down the mountain, the man smiled and pointed to a place at the foot of the mountain: "Master, our home is over there, how about we go there later..."

Su Chen: “No need.”

The man got stuck in the middle of his words, laughed dryly, and shut up decisively.

After about five or six minutes, the boy ran down happily.

The woman heard the noise and turned around. Seeing the open coat, she was stunned for a moment, then walked forward with surprise and turned the boy around.

"Gone? Changed back?"

Then, without further explanation, she unzipped the boy's pants: "Mom, take a look, don't let it all disappear."

"Mom!" The boy let out a sharp explosion.

The woman saw it, and with satisfaction, she unbuttoned her pants, glanced at the boy, and knocked him on the head: "Why are you yelling? You came out of my belly, is there any part of your body that I haven't seen?"

The man coughed lightly: "Is that thing still there? Can it still pass on the family line?"

"Yes, yes, still here."

The woman clapped her hands: "That's great, the problem is finally gone."

Man: "Yeah, we don't dare to come back for the New Year. It's almost Qingming Festival, how about..."

He exchanged glances with the woman.

The boy was helpless: "Mom and Dad, aren't you planning to go back to the Magic City?"

"You kid, it's rare for you to come back without spending money on transportation. Why are you going back so soon?"

The boy's face was full of black lines.

"You still treat the Master as a free means of transportation?"

After a pause, he frowned and asked, "Are you trying to save the Master's reward?"

The woman laughed dryly and waved her hands: "Impossible, absolutely impossible."

The man echoed: "How can you, kid, make such wild guesses about us?"

He muttered quietly, "Even if we wanted to, we wouldn't dare."

After the two of them finished talking, they came together, opened the woman's bag and discussed for a while, and finally gritted their teeth and gave Su Chen a thousand.

The boy's stern face finally relaxed a little.

He bowed respectfully to Su Chen.

"Master, thank you for helping me, thank you."

Su Chen nodded and asked the couple again to confirm that they would not go back with him. Then his figure slowly disappeared.

The man sighed, "He really comes and goes without a trace."

Woman: "Of course you get what you pay for. It's worth a thousand."

juvenile:"……"

After the incident last summer, they initially thought it was poisoning or an acute tumor, so they immediately returned to Shanghai to go to major hospitals for examinations, which cost them thousands of dollars.

My parents are so stingy!

Just as I was thinking about it, I heard a scream from below, followed by a burst of hurried footsteps.

The boy looked at the person running towards him in astonishment.

The latter was surprised to see him: "Yu Xiao? When did you come back?"

Then she winked at him and said, "Let's go spy on the widow together tonight..."

The young man moved aside, and when he saw the couple behind him, his face changed drastically.

Both of their ears were twisted at the same time.

"peep?"

"widow?"