You said you would tell fortunes, so you can catch ghosts and exterminate zombies easily?

When Cai Guobang saw Su Chen for the first time, he didn't react.

He just blinked subconsciously.

then……

"Where did you take my great aunt?!"

He wanted to stand up and grab Su Chen's collar to question him.

Unfortunately, I squatted for too long and my legs were numb. As soon as I stood up, I fell flat on my face.

Ignoring the scratches on his face, Cai Guobang dragged himself towards Su Chen and said angrily, "Where did you take her? Where did you take her?"

Without waiting for Su Chen to answer, he lowered his head and started crying.

"Doesn't she want me anymore?"

Su Chen didn't understand.

"She orders you around like this and even beats you. Don't you hate her?"

"What do you know?!" Cai Guobang raised his head again, angrily propped up his upper body, dragged his numb legs and sat up, "There are so many people on the street, why don't you order others around, but only me?"

Su Chen: "...You are more obedient, easy to use, and have a little money."

"These...are just my strengths."

Cai Guobang snorted: "The main reason is that my aunt likes me."

Su Chen frowned and pondered for a long time, then nodded: "As long as you are happy."

He had some suspicion that this man was a masochist.

When he walked into the teahouse, Su Chen discovered that there was an extra shelf in the teahouse, and the shelf was filled with cigarettes, alcohol and snacks.

Old Song, who had gotten up early, was sipping tea and waved to Su Chen.

"Master Su, have some tea, we have peanuts today!"

Su Chen went over and took a look.

"Little Liuer didn't sleep much last night. I was afraid she'd overthink things, so I bought her a bag of peanuts. I fried some this morning. Let's try it and see if they're delicious."

Su Chen ate two and nodded.

Then he asked, "Where's Xiao Liu'er?"

"I was tired after a night of sleep and finally fell asleep."

Old Song sighed and poured Su Chen a cup of tea.

Su Chen: "Very good."

After drinking the tea and moving the tables and chairs outside, Su Chen re-entered the teahouse and chatted with Lao Song over tea and peanuts. In the meantime, Cai Guobang came in with a look of resentment, sat diagonally opposite Su Chen, and glared at him with a pout.

Old Song comforted her: "Xiao Cai, don't blame Taoist Su. He took her away now, it is definitely for her own good."

"Would you like some too?"

"You've been waiting all night, your whole body must be cold, right? Warm yourself up."

"Otherwise, when your aunt comes back and you're broken, she'll definitely kick you out."

Cai Guobang's eyes flashed, he snorted, and picked up the teacup.

After two pots of tea, Zhao Yukun came back with Song Shishi.

The latter squinted his eyes and didn't look at the road, and almost fell when he stepped over the threshold.

After Old Song drank a mouthful of hot tea, Song Shishi whimpered and hugged his arm, acting like a spoiled child. "Grandpa, filming is simply not something a human can do. You don't even know how many times I've walked upstairs just for one scene."

"How many times?" Old Song stuffed a handful of peanuts into her mouth.

Song Shishi chewed with a crunching sound, complaining, "More than fifty times!"

"That damned second male lead insisted on wearing high heels, causing the director to feel that nothing was right no matter how he filmed it. Poor me, wuwuwu, grandpa, look at my legs. They're almost ruined by the high heels I'm wearing."

Old Song glanced down at the flat shoes Song Shishi was wearing, and rolled his eyes: "Shishi, Grandpa is also very pitiful. You don't know that Xiao Liu'er hasn't woken up yet, and Grandpa is still hungry."

As he spoke, he rubbed his fingers, indicating to Song Shishi to give him some money to spend.

His hand was ruthlessly slapped away by Song Shishi.

The latter put on a stern face and scooped most of the plate of fried peanuts into the hem of his sweater.

"You old fool, you're always thinking about stealing my money, and you don't even know how to feel sorry for me. You don't deserve to eat peanuts. Brother Kun, let's go and share these peanuts with Xiao Liu'er!"

Only when Zhao Yukun saw her pull open the curtain and enter the backyard did he hand the meat buns he bought to Lao Song.

"Shishi asked me to buy it."

"Xiao Kun, you've finally gotten the hang of it. You can tell lies without even thinking."

"I think Shishi left this bun for me because she didn't want to eat it. Just spoil her."

Zhao Yukun laughed dryly and nodded at Su Chen, then followed him to the backyard.

Old Song sighed: "Silly girl, you are so lucky."

After taking a bite of the meat bun, his face showed struggle. After hesitating for a moment, Lao Song put the bitten meat bun on the kettle to heat it up.

Cai Guobang stood up and said, "I'm going to buy breakfast. Do you want some steamed dumplings?"

Old Song was surprised: "Yes, of course!"

Su Chen left the teahouse without waiting for Cai Guobang to come back.

Someone came to the stall.

A young boy wrapped in a ball, and his parents.

The three of them were a little sneaky. They found that stopping in front of the stall attracted a lot of attention, so they subconsciously pulled up their collars and lowered their hats.

When the woman saw Su Chen coming out, her eyes lit up.

"Are you the young master?"

Su Chen's gaze moved between the two of them, and soon landed on the young man. He then lowered his gaze to his abdomen.

The woman coughed lightly, then leaned forward and pleaded with Su Chen in a low voice: "Master, I don't know what happened to my son, but he suddenly... grew bigger. We went to many hospitals for examinations, but they couldn't find any problems. Going to the temple to pray was useless. The child was in so much pain at night that he could only bang his head against the wall. Master..."

Su Chen waved at her: "Don't worry, sit down first."

"Oh, good."

The woman sat down and looked around uncomfortably.

Covering his face with his hands, he said, "Master, are there so many people watching this so early in the morning? Can, can I..."

Seeing this, the man quickly wrapped the scarf around his face again, covering most of his face, leaving only his eyes exposed.

Su Chen: "Is your son's life more important, or your face?"

"That's it."

The two of them laughed dryly twice.

The woman explained: "It's just... it doesn't look very good, and..."

She looked around cautiously again: "Master, can you please not let the child take off his clothes?"

Far away.

Huang Nansong hid behind a pillar and silently took out a telescope.

Old Ji came over: "!!!"

"When did you buy it?"

Huang Nansong chuckled: "No, I went to my son's room to find it."

He squinted his eyes for a while and said, "It seems that something happened to that child. He is wrapped so tightly. Could it be..."

Old Ji: "Pregnant?"

Huang Nansong turned his head and said, "You're pregnant and you don't go to the hospital to see Master Su. Do you think you're stupid?"

Old Ji disagreed: "What if the baby isn't human?"

Huang Nansong was shocked and pointed at Old Ji in astonishment for a long time.

"I didn't expect that, Old Ji..."

"You're quite imaginative. Do you think it's possible that you're pregnant with... a telescope?"

Old Ji gave a thumbs up and said, "Old Huang, you are not bad either."

While the two of them were blowing each other's trumpets, Ge Ping'an walked towards the teahouse with his hands behind his back and humming a little tune.

When he arrived at the door of the teahouse, he saw the woman and the man stand up together and stare at him vigilantly.

Ge Pingan: “???”

"Is there rice on my face?"

He touched his cheek: "No!"

Then he glanced at the boy and said, "Hey, you kid is a little fat, you need to eat less!"

Without waiting for the woman and the man to respond, he walked into the teahouse with his hands behind his back.

The two of them breathed a sigh of relief again.

Su Chen held his forehead.

"You two, don't be too stealthy."

"It's not your fault, nor is it the child's fault. There's no need to do this."

When the young man heard this, his dead eyes finally wavered.

The woman was helpless: "Master, you don't know, my son..."

Su Chen's expression was indifferent.

"I saw it all."

"It's just that thing suddenly got bigger and thicker, so it can only be tied around the waist."