You said you would tell fortunes, so you can catch ghosts and exterminate zombies easily?

"How do you know you're here to get treated and not to calculate..." Chai Daqian changed his tone immediately after seeing the person coming, "Then he must be here to get treated!"

The young man who stopped at the fortune-telling stall was now holding his buttocks with a painful expression on his face.

Without waiting for Su Chen to speak, he slammed the money in his hand on the table with trembling hands.

Lao Liao’s eyes widened instantly.

"One, two, three...all one hundred yuan."

"There are at least five or six hundred of them, right?"

Chai Daqian raised his index finger: "Shh, shh~"

The young man's deliberately lowered voice came over.

"You're a miracle doctor, right? You can help me, right?"

Su Chen had just put Beibei down and drew a talisman so that the little guy could also enjoy it.

When I looked up and saw the young man and the place he was covering, I...

It's quite an eye-catcher.

This shape...

"How did you..." Su Chen was puzzled, "Bring the wine..."

The young man rushed forward and covered his mouth.

At the same time, he looked around vigilantly, and when he saw that no one was paying attention to him, he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Divine doctor, please."

"I want face!"

Beads of sweat dripped from the young man's forehead. Seeing Su Chen nod, he breathed a sigh of relief and covered his buttocks again.

"So, what is this..."

The young man replied without hesitation: "I sat in it accidentally."

"Really, I was taking a shower and the floor slipped, so I just... went in like this."

Su Chen's eyes fell on the small stack of money on the table: "You have money, you can go to the hospital..."

The young man stiffened his neck and looked around: "I, I really need some face."

"If you go to the hospital, you'll definitely be surrounded by people."

Su Chen was convinced.

"If you have any shame, don't play so extravagantly next time."

The young man pleaded: "Divine doctor..."

In the past, Su Chen would definitely take guests who wanted to keep their secrets to the backyard of the hardware store, but this time...

He took people into the hardware store, then turned around and led them through the ghost path to the public toilet.

Even if the wine bottle was taken out, it was still stained with shit. Even if Brother Biao didn't mind, he would still feel disgusted.

Old Yu was stunned when he saw him. Seeing him taking the young man to the men's restroom, he followed in out of curiosity.

Then the young man's pants suddenly fell down.

Lao Yu: “???”

"Xiao Su, you..."

The next moment, a scene that shocked him appeared.

As the young man groaned in pain, a green column-shaped object slowly emerged.

The thing is getting bigger and bigger.

Blood was flowing.

Lao Yu: “…What a sin!”

"Don't look, don't look!"

The young man was obviously very experienced. He was not covering his butt, but his face.

Su Chen used his strength to take out the wine bottle and put it in the trash can in the toilet. He simply gave up the strength and smashed it to pieces.

"Old Yu, give me some toilet paper."

"Hey, hey~" Old Yu hurried out and brought in a small stack of straw paper.

Su Chen asked the young man to take over and pack up, then pulled Lao Yu out.

The young man took a long time to pack up and came out with his face covered. After Su Chen took him back to the hardware store, he realized what had happened and widened his eyes.

"Just now..."

Su Chen glanced at him: "What happened just now? Did anything happen?"

The young man understood and immediately straightened his back.

"No, absolutely not."

"So why cork the bottle?"

The young man was unaware: "My friend told me that someone stuffed a bottle of wine in there. He didn't believe me when I told others about it. I want to prove it to him!"

"I told you, I took photos of the whole thing, but I didn't believe it. He still didn't believe it this time."

Su Chen: “!!!”

"You... are great."

The young man said proudly: "Of course!"

Su Chen gave a thumbs up.

By the way, I bounced some power over.

The young man tilted his head: "Huh?"

He tensed his eyes, then relaxed his brows: "It really doesn't hurt anymore, miracle doctor..."

"You give so much money, it's what you deserve."

"Also, you can go now."

Hearing this, the young man took a step back and bowed respectfully three times. When he stood up straight, he clasped his hands together and said, "Divine Doctor, please don't..."

"Don't worry, I won't tell."

"Old Yu didn't see your face either."

The young man breathed a sigh of relief: "Thank you, miracle doctor, thank you!"

Old Liao, who was sitting across from him, had already finished his scallion pancake with Chai Daqian. Seeing the young man walk out of the hardware store like the wind, he tutted his mouth and said, "Of course, it's another case of that."

"Hey, Xiao Su can make a lot of money with this trick."

Chai Daqian shook his head: "I can't envy you enough."

"Isn't that right?"

They are easy to fool, but A Biao doesn't think so.

Do I need to leave to treat that thing?

He walked to Su Chen curiously and was about to ask when Su Chen's cell phone rang.

"Hey?"

"Master, hehehe..."

Su Chen was helpless: "Xie Qianglong, is there something wrong?"

"Hehehe~"

"Master, she agreed hehe."

Su Chen held his forehead.

For a moment just now, he thought Xie Qianglong had encountered some evil spirit.

result……

"If you promised me, cherish it and stop showing off. I'm hanging up."

"Hehe, I'm happy, I'm so happy. I haven't slept all night. I just remembered that I haven't told you yet..."

Su Chen hung up the phone expressionlessly and looked up: "Brother Biao, what's the matter?"

Ah Biao shook his head: "I just want to ask..."

Before he could finish his words, Lian Zhenzhen came running out of the alley with shining eyes.

When I saw him, I grabbed him.

A Biao was helpless: "Mom, what are you doing?"

"I want to tell you something." Lian Zhenzhen pulled his head off and whispered in his ear. The more she spoke, the more excited she became, which made Old Liao opposite scratch his head.

In the end, Lao Liao couldn't help it and walked over.

"What's going on?"

Even Zhenzhen's excitement over gossip hadn't died down yet. When she saw him, she leaned over and whispered something. Old Liao first widened his eyes, then squeezed his buttocks together.

"Is it really bleeding?" he asked in disbelief.

"Nonsense, there's a huge puddle on the ground. You don't know, Old Yu in the toilet has carried five or six buckets of water and still hasn't flushed it clean. There's still shit in that beer bottle..."

"Eh~ Ugh~"

Old Liao waved his hands hurriedly.

I can’t think about it. If I do, the scallion pancake I just ate will taste like shit.

Ah Biao blinked blankly: "Mom, where did you hear that? You didn't just believe other people's nonsense, did you?"

"How can it be nonsense? It's absolutely true."

Ah Biao shook his head: "How big is a beer bottle? Can it fit in? Anyway, I don't believe it."

"Hey," Lian Zhenzhen rolled her eyes. "When I gave birth to you, your head was bigger than a beer bottle. How could you have come out?"

Lao Liao nodded: "That's right, A Biao, you are just ignorant. You will understand when A Kui gives birth to a child."

This interruption helped him get over the nausea and he looked at Lian Zhenzhen curiously: "So whose kid is this? Do we know each other?"

Lian Zhenzhen lamented, "I didn't see the face, though. I asked Lao Yu, and he said he didn't see it either, because he was covering it up the whole time."

"If you ask me, I would cover my face too. It's so shameful."

Old Liao nodded heavily.

Ah Biao still didn't believe it: "I'm not saying anything, Uncle Liao, do you really believe it?"

"If he really had to stuff a beer bottle in there, wouldn't he have taken it quietly at home? Why would he have to go to a public restroom and embarrass himself? That's totally unreasonable."

As he said that, he turned around and patted Su Chen's shoulder.

"Right, bro?"