You said you would tell fortunes, so you can catch ghosts and exterminate zombies easily?

When Wang Haitao walked out of the alley, he saw Su Chen sitting with his legs crossed and eating melon seeds with great interest.

On the small table in front of him, Beibei was trying hard to clean a small amount of dust on the table with a brush.

Su Chen would occasionally throw a small piece of melon seed shell for Beibei to sweep, and his eyes would always inadvertently fall on the hardware store.

Looking into the store, Ah Biao was sticking his butt out, with his ears pressed against the door, his eyes narrowed and his mouth pursed.

Lin Jingyu stood beside him and urged him softly, "Did you hear anything? Hurry up and tell me!"

Curious, he approached and grabbed a few melon seeds from Su Chen's hand, threw them into his mouth, chewed them in a few bites, spit out the shells, and asked, "What are they doing?"

"Watch the fun."

"lively?"

Wang Haitao was just about to reach out and grab a handful of melon seeds, but this time the melon seeds didn't smell good anymore, so he hurried into the hardware store.

"What's the excitement? Catching an adulterer or a thief? It can't be plucking each other's hair, right? Catching fleas?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the door opened from the inside. A Biao staggered without paying attention and almost fell to the ground before Chang Yu.

Wang Haitao's excited face instantly withered, and he waved his hands with a dry laugh: "Chang, Master Chang, I, that, I was just passing by, really!"

Chang Yu glanced at them with cold eyes, but did not blame them. Instead, he quickly walked out of the hardware store and came to Su Chen's stall.

"Fellow Daoist Su."

"Are you done talking?" Su Chen grabbed a handful of melon seeds and stuffed them into his hands. "When does the car leave? No, it's possible to take a plane, right?"

Chang Yu stared at the melon seeds in his hand with a stern face, hesitated for a moment, took out one and put it in his mouth.

He sat down opposite Su Chen.

"I won't live long."

"I know, and she knows too."

"It will implicate her."

"When you went on missions before, you all knew there were dangers, right?"

Chang Yu was stunned: "That's different."

"She's just like you, willing to throw herself into the flame."

Su Chen looked into the hardware store.

Under the sky, he could clearly see Lin Jingyu and A Biao comforting the woman.

"My master once said that the greater your ability, the greater your responsibility."

Chang Yu nodded.

"But he also reminds us to follow our hearts and enjoy life while we can."

Chang Yu smiled bitterly.

"If we continue to enjoy ourselves, there will be less than half a year left."

Su Chen laughed: "You are all cultivators, how can your ideas be so narrow?"

"what?"

"Can't we be a ghost couple even after we die?"

Chang Yu was stunned.

"Don't tell me you're going to be reincarnated after death instead of seeking a job in the underworld?"

"Yes, I do."

"Isn't that okay?"

Chang Yu suddenly understood, but soon his shoulders sank again: "But..."

Su Chen looked at him cowardly.

"Friend Chang, you weren't so timid and hesitant before."

Chang Yu fell silent.

Fine!

Su Chen sighed.

I know that someone who can stubbornly refuse to get married for twenty years won't be easily persuaded.

A cold wind blows.

Chang Yu turned around in surprise.

Su Chen had already rushed over to the Cuicheng City God and saluted. He then turned to Chang Yu and said, "Although I can't determine your life span, the City God holds the Book of Fates and may be able to make some concessions. Whether it will work or not depends on your sincerity!"

Chang Yu stared in shock.

"Is this okay?"

"Why not? It's an equal exchange. The City God might like the merits you have..."

After Su Chen finished speaking, he sat down and waved his hand, obviously not wanting to get involved in this matter anymore.

He tore a page from Wang Haitao's notebook, folded it again and again, and folded it into a small dustpan, which he handed to Beibei.

"Come on, Beibei, sweep the garbage into the bucket."

"Yeah, thank you, uncle."

"After you finish sweeping the table, Beibei, can you help uncle peel the melon seeds? Uncle is too lazy to crack them."

"Okay, okay!"

Wang Haitao came out and heard this, and cursed inwardly: "What a beast! He actually tortured a little girl!"

But when he saw the cotton ball doll happily cleaning, Wang Haitao's heart softened again.

So cute and lively.

When he turned around, he was stunned.

Only after watching Chang Yu and the City God of Cuicheng walk into the alley did Wang Haitao slowly let out a breath.

"Master Su, Master Su!"

"That's, that's..."

Su Chen nodded nonchalantly: "Oh, Lord City God, what's wrong?"

As soon as he came out of the room, he wrote a petition and burned it, asking the City God Chang Yu about his lifespan.

After all, Chang Yu is a Taoist practitioner. There is no need to make such a fuss when the City God comes in person, right?

Wang Haitao swallowed hard.

"Master Su, you really..."

He slowly raised his thumb.

Do you think the City God is just there to eat for free? You can come whenever you want?

He and Liu Xian have been seeing things for so many years, but they have never had the chance to see it.

Wang Haitao wanted to follow and eavesdrop on what the City God and Chang Yu were talking about, but after hesitating, he gave up the idea.

He took out his notebook and uncapped his pen: "Master Su, I have some questions for you..."

Su Chen's scalp tightened and he quickly stood up.

"Well, I suddenly... have diarrhea. I need to go to the bathroom. Beibei, please take care of me."

"Hey, hey? What did you eat that made you feel sick?"

Wang Haitao was about to ask more questions when he saw Lin Jingyu and A Biao escorting a woman out. His eyes lit up and he hurried over.

"Brother, brother," he pulled Lin Jingyu over and winked, "Tell me quickly, what's going on with them?"

Lin Jingyu was afraid that Wang Haitao would say something that would irritate Xu Yao again, so he quickly pulled him away.

"Don't make such a fuss."

"Then go ahead and tell me! I promise to be as quiet as a chicken."

Lin Jingyu turned his head to look, then spoke in a low voice.

As Wang Haitao listened, he couldn't help but turn to Su Chen's stall and grabbed a few handfuls of melon seeds.

He stuffed some into Lin Jingyu's mouth as well. Lin Jingyu talked while eating melon seeds and soon revealed everything he knew.

"A hero saves a beauty, love at first sight?"

"Six years apart, a relationship between an older sister and a younger brother? Sure, no, you're a very brave older sister."

"Twenty years without getting married, how old is your sister now? 39? I can't tell."

"No, is Brother Chang Daoist such a troublemaker? I can't tell. You have a face as cold as ice, very cold."

……

Lin Jingyu sighed, "Sister Yaoyao has been pursuing me for so many years that she's become a laughing stock. Fortunately, she's quite easygoing and doesn't take it too seriously. She's often gone to the mountains these days to support poor students."

Wang Haitao smacked his lips. "What a kind man! I'm not saying anything bad about you, brother Ayu, but you should still try to persuade your sister. As the old saying goes, a forced melon won't be sweet."

"She knows and now she won't force it."

Wang Haitao was puzzled: "Isn't it better not to force it? Why are you still crying?"

Lin Jingyu looked back at Xu Yao and sighed, "From what I heard, it seems that the man has a short life, and she wants to give him her life."

Wang Haitao: “!!!”

This is crazy!

Is it true love that you don’t even want to live for it?

After a moment of hesitation, Wang Haitao finally reacted: "So, Master Su Tianshi discovered and stopped us?"

Without waiting for Lin Jingyu's reply, he smacked his lips and said, "Not only did they stop it, they even invited the City God to come..."

Wang Haitao slapped his thigh suddenly. "That's not right. Didn't he say before that Master Chang was exhausted and he couldn't help?"