You said you would tell fortunes, so you can catch ghosts and exterminate zombies easily?
Chapter 1544 Once this opportunity is gone, it's gone forever.
Old Chen and Old Li looked at each other blankly.
I thought I had misread or misheard.
The next moment, they stared in disbelief as the silver-white lighter slowly floated up.
In an instant, both of them got goosebumps.
Seeing that it was about to fly right in front of them, Old Li quickly pulled Old Chen to the side.
Wu Yueshan, who had been somewhat frantic just moments before, became even more agitated, shaking his head incessantly.
No matter how much he struggled, the lighter still landed precisely in his palm.
He stood up stiffly, paused in the direction of Su Chen, then turned and slowly walked across the street.
Throughout the entire process, Old Chen and Old Li held their breath and dared not move an inch.
After Wu Yueshan had completely disappeared, the two of them paused for a long time before looking at each other and then looking up at the sun overhead in unison.
The goosebumps that had subsided started to rise again.
Old Chen rubbed his hands together vigorously, then turned around with a dry laugh. He found Su Chen quietly drawing talismans again. He paused for a moment, then chuckled again and went over, asking in a low voice, "Young man, in broad daylight, how can it... how can it come out like this?"
Su Chen nodded: "Sure, as long as you're fierce enough and don't care about your own safety."
Old Li tightened his grip on Xiao Kai, suddenly realizing that having a small heater in his arms when he was scared wasn't so bad.
Then Old Chen continued to ask, "You saw that young man, and you really didn't care?"
"Old Wu may be a bit muddle-headed, but he's not all bad. If, if..."
Su Chen stopped writing, looked up at him, and asked, "You want to save him?"
"Well, I do want to..."
"But young man, you mean you didn't save him for nothing, right?"
"If it costs a lot of money, then forget it."
Su Chen raised an eyebrow: "Saving him means getting entangled in karma."
"This man has three lives on his hands."
Upon hearing this, both Old Chen and Old Li were stunned.
"How is this possible?!"
"Yeah, Old Wu only steals a few things occasionally, right? It's not like he'd kill someone, is it?"
"He's usually very polite to us, he just sometimes doesn't know how to talk properly, but he's not that bad, is he?"
As they talked, their voices gradually lowered.
Su Chen's eyes were very clear, and after staring at them for a while, he felt a pang of guilt.
Yeah, why would a young man lie?
He has no reason to lie to himself.
If they really wanted to scam people, they would definitely be trying to rip them off; they would have already started asking for exorbitant prices.
After a long while, Old Chen finally sighed.
"Then... there are really only two days left?"
Su Chen nodded: "That's because his hands were stained with blood, which gave him a certain murderous aura. Otherwise, he would have been gone by noon."
Old Chen and Old Li looked at each other again and fell silent.
Song Yuzhu, who had been observing from the sidelines, cautiously raised her hand at this moment.
"Brother Su, what he did just now..."
She took a few steps mimicking Wu Yueshan's stiff gait, then turned to look at Su Chen: "Have you been possessed?"
Su Chen nodded.
She exclaimed excitedly and tugged at Li Ting twice.
"It's true, it's really true!"
Li Ting's eyes also shone with excitement. He nodded emphatically, then said with a look of regret, "It's a pity we didn't bring a camera to record this. Otherwise, we could have studied it with the physics professors."
"Yes, yes, it's such a pity!" Song Yuzhu sighed.
Old Li was already doubting himself because he found that Wu Yueshan was not quite what he had imagined. Now, seeing his youngest son and daughter-in-law like this, he was even more annoyed.
"Don't you two believe in science?!"
With a single retort, the excited Li Ting and Song Yuzhu were stunned, their faces now only showing awkward smiles.
Old Li felt much better after seeing this.
"Hmph, a college student, huh? He only believes in science..."
He placed Xiao Kai on the chair: "What are you standing there for? Hurry up and let the young man see how to cure your bodies. Once you're cured, get out of here. I get annoyed just looking at you."
Upon hearing this, Li Ting gently patted Song Yuzhu's hand reassuringly and lowered his voice, "Don't worry about my dad. He's just short-tempered. He's probably going through menopause. We'll be home soon and won't see him anymore."
Old Li: "!!!"
"I'm not deaf!"
I can hear it clearly from so close.
Seeing that he was about to explode again, Old Chen quickly pressed down on his shoulder to comfort him: "Old Li, don't be angry, what's there to be angry about? A-Ting and the others are just kids now. Once they have children and become parents themselves, they'll understand how hard you've worked. Then it'll be your turn..."
Old Li felt much better, nodded, and said nothing more.
Seeing this, Li Ting and Song Yuzhu turned slightly and looked at Su Chen in unison: "Brother Su, then we..."
Su Chen glanced at the two of them.
"Want to get pregnant and give birth at the same time?"
The two nodded in unison.
Old Li's temper flared up again.
“Ah Ting…”
He had barely started speaking when Old Chen covered his mouth.
The latter waved to Su Chen and the others, saying, "It's alright, it's alright, you guys chat."
Seeing that Old Li was still angry, he pulled Old Li aside, glanced fearfully in the direction Wu Yueshan had left, and dared not go too far before whispering, "Old Li, are you stupid?"
"When have I ever been stupid..."
"Okay, okay, you're not stupid, you're just blinded by your own involvement, aren't you?"
Old Li snorted and rolled his eyes at him, annoyed: "Are you trying to make a fool of our family? A-Ting is a boy. If he gets pregnant and has a baby, where will we put our faces when we go out in public?"
"I'll be laughed at for the rest of my life, I'm telling you!"
“I know, I know,” Old Chen sighed, “but tell me, once your son A-Ting makes a decision, when have you ever been able to go against his wishes?”
"You were angry about the bride price for half a month, you got several blisters in your mouth, and you couldn't eat or sleep well. But what happened in the end? You still obediently took the money, didn't you?"
"And then there's the matter of dividing the family property... Which neighbor hasn't advised you against it? You've even moved your father-in-law over, has A-Ting compromised?"
Old Li said irritably, "How could I have given birth to such a stubborn child?!"
Old Chen glanced at him sideways: "Don't pretend to be innocent after getting the benefit."
"In our area, only Ah Ting is successful. He got into university, and his wife is also a university graduate. They are both educated people with respectable jobs. When people talk about it, everyone says that you, Old Li, are well-born and well-educated."
Old Li chuckled, "This kid's cleverness comes from me."
"Yes, yes, whatever you want. That's why I said, since A-Ting has made his own decision, don't argue with him. Otherwise, you'll end up not eating or sleeping well. And also..."
Old Chen glanced at Su Chen.
"Young people these days are impulsive and do whatever they want. If you don't get them pregnant while they're still interested, they'll get tired of it and won't want to have children anymore. You'll only be able to dream about having your own grandchild then, I'm telling you."
"And that young man..."
Old Li frowned: "What's wrong with the young man? He's fine."
Old Chen rolled his eyes: "Do you think it's so easy to meet people with superpowers? We didn't even know him before. If you can't win against Ah Ting today and he doesn't get cured, and the young man doesn't come tomorrow, where are you going to find him?"
"Leave an address or phone number, that would be fine too."
Old Li said irritably, "What if he's lying to you? What if he doesn't keep it?"
"Let me tell you, Lao Li, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity..."
After saying that, Old Chen patted him on the shoulder: "Think about it carefully yourself."
He turned around and came back: "Oh, right..."
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