You said you would tell fortunes, so you can catch ghosts and exterminate zombies easily?
Chapter 1494 It's just a mirror, what feelings should I have?
the second?
Su Chen frowned slightly.
Could they be those virtuous people who have lived for ten or even dozens of lifetimes?
Xi Meng was also somewhat puzzled.
However, neither of them asked the question.
Su Chen cupped his hands in greeting: "Senior, Brother Xiangyun is my friend."
The woman was stunned for a moment before she realized what Su Chen meant and nodded: "Don't worry, it's just asking him to help me water and fertilize, it won't hurt him."
She yawned as she spoke, "Sorry, I think I'm sleepy again."
As soon as she finished speaking, the coffin behind her shook, the paint peeled off, and quickly merged into her body.
The woman shook her body and quickly transformed into an orange tree as tall as an arm, but there wasn't a single fruit on it.
It slowly floated towards Shang Xiangyun and landed on his head.
Shang Xiangyun trembled, and her eyes cleared a little.
Meeting Lin Jingmo's strange gaze, she paused for a moment, then asked, "Why are you looking at me like that?"
Lin Jingmo pointed to the top of his head.
Shang Xiangyun subconsciously reached out to touch it, but before her hand could even touch it, she was lashed by a branch of the sapling.
"Ouch, that hurts!"
As soon as he uttered the sound, Shang Xiangyun froze, then jumped up: "Wait, what's going on..."
He continued to reach out.
"Ah!"
After being slapped twice, Shang Xiangyun rubbed and blew on her swollen hand, then looked at Lin Jingmo with a blank and aggrieved expression: "What's wrong with my head?"
Lin Jingmo pondered for a moment: "Well... you should look in the mirror yourself later."
Shang Xiangyun realized: "Mirror!"
He turned to look at Cai Guobang.
The latter handed him the overly plain mirror that had been there before.
The mirror had barely been placed in front of me when a soft "eh" came from above.
Shang Xiangyun also happened to see the tree overhead, his eyes widened, and he looked at Su Chen in disbelief: "Master Su..."
"I'm in this state, aren't you going to leave me?"
"Pfft." Xi Meng chuckled to herself.
Song Anhui also smiled slightly, covering her mouth and chuckling.
Shang Xiangyun was annoyed: "A green hat all over my head, this is too... wrong!"
"Was that the one that hit me just now?"
"What... has this become a spirit?"
A questioning look turned to Lin Jingmo, and when he nodded, Shang Xiangyun's eyes widened and she gasped.
Belatedly realizing what was happening, he looked up at the platform and saw that the coffin was gone. His body trembled slightly: "No, it can't be..."
Lin Jingmo smiled and said, "Congratulations."
Shang Xiangyun's face instantly fell.
"No!"
Who would be so kind as to spend 450 million just to have a cuckold's horns on their head?
This is like buying a tyrant; he'll beat you up if he's unhappy...
The thought of the bleak future that lay ahead made Shang Xiangyun want to cry but had no tears.
He took a deep breath and looked at Su Chen with expectant eyes: "Master Su, just tell me how long I have to serve this thing, please," he clasped his hands together, "please don't sentence me to life imprisonment, I'll die."
Su Chen smiled and shook his head: "Don't worry, senior just woke up and needs to recover. It will take at most a year, and at least half a year."
Shang Xiangyun secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
This is good this is good.
Looking again at the thing above his head, he cautiously asked, "So, has this senior always been like this?"
A cool, clear female voice came from above his head.
"You can find me some soil to plant it in."
Shang Xiangyun nodded subconsciously: "No problem, no problem. Senior, is there anything else you need? I will definitely do my best to fulfill my request."
He quickly adapted to his new role and immediately began to pledge his loyalty.
Su Chen waited for a while, and seeing that his senior hadn't made any further moves, he nodded to Fatty Jiang: "Alright, let's go back."
Before Jiang Pangzi could reply, the Ghost Path was activated.
As the large group of people disappeared from sight, Fatty Jiang's numb expression finally softened a little.
Jiang Pangzi pinched the flesh on the inside of his forearm hard, grimaced for a while, and then slapped himself twice. Only when he felt the burning sensation on his cheeks did it feel a little more real.
Jiang Pangzi's gaze slowly shifted to the two men he had captured. He instantly gained momentum, swaggered over, and kicked each of them: "Aren't you stupid? You didn't even find out who we were dealing with before you opened fire!"
"If you offend them, forget about your own life. Quickly confess honestly, or you'll implicate your family, understand?!"
When Su Chen and the others returned to the small building, it was completely quiet.
Lin Jingyu and the others had obviously already gone to sleep.
Fortunately, one of his assistants was still on duty.
As Shang Xiangyun pulled her to the side, she caught a glimpse of the tree above his head, and was only slightly surprised before quickly composed herself.
"Hey buddy, do you have any spare flowerpots here? I need big ones, with soil, and oh yeah, fertilizer..."
The assistant blinked blankly, his gaze falling on the top of his head, before quickly nodding.
"Hold on!"
He went to the backyard and soon brought in a knee-high flowerpot, saying apologetically, "I'm sorry, Mr. Shang, it's too late, so I could only find an old one. I've already roughly turned over the soil inside, you see..."
Shang Xiangyun nodded repeatedly: "That's enough, that should be... enough, right?"
He wanted to ask the person above him.
Unfortunately, the mirror has already been returned to Cai Guobang, so he can't see it at all now, and he's at a loss for what to do.
Fortunately, a voice came from above: "Okay."
Immediately afterwards, Shang Xiangyun felt a lightness on the top of his head.
Realizing what was happening, I looked at the flowerpot and saw that the orange tree had already skillfully dug a hole in the middle and buried itself in it, while simultaneously reminding me, "Water it."
"Okay, I'll go get the water now."
Shang Xiangyun hurriedly grabbed a metal box, filled it to the brim, and poured it directly into the flowerpot.
The roots of the orange tree were exposed.
The assistant hesitated for a moment, and before he could remind him, the orange tree suddenly spurred out a branch and lashed it hard at Shang Xiangyun's hand. The latter cried out in pain, and the tin box fell to the ground.
"Is this how you water it?"
Shang Xiangyun said, feeling wronged, "Isn't that how you water it?"
He turned to look at his assistant, who chuckled and went to the backyard to fetch him a special water jug.
"Mr. Shang..." Seeing Shang Xiangyun's sudden realization, the assistant reminded him, "Perhaps you need some books on planting?"
Shang Xiangyun nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, yes, I want it."
"Okay, I'll prepare it for you as soon as possible."
Su Chen listened to the sounds coming from the other end and glanced at Xi Meng.
Xi Meng was examining the phoenix crown closely under the light when she noticed his gaze and gave him a wary look: "What?"
"You really don't feel anything about that mirror?"
Xi Meng is strange.
"It's just a mirror, what feelings should I have?"
"You say it's very clear? I don't think so. It's not even as clear as Jiang Ni's makeup mirror."
As she spoke, Xi Meng placed the phoenix crown on her head again, gesturing for Cai Guobang to look. Seeing the latter give her a thumbs up repeatedly, she finally put it down with satisfaction and glanced at Su Chen.
"The tree cried out, so you think there's something strange about the mirror?"
"Is it possible..." Xi Meng said seriously, "that she's never seen a mirror before, so she finds it strange?"
"After all, she still likes to lie in a coffin and sleep, it's not like she's dead..."
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