You said you would tell fortunes, so you can catch ghosts and exterminate zombies easily?

Su Chen went downstairs with a sullen face.

Seeing his assistant approach anxiously, he asked in a deep voice, "What's wrong? Didn't I tell you that there might be something wrong with the toilet in this restroom, and asked you to remind them and call a plumber to replace it?"

The assistant apologized repeatedly, explaining that since everyone was out early in the morning, it was inconvenient to notify them one by one, so he simply wrote a note and posted it on the bathroom door.

Shang Xiangyun laughed heartily, trying his best to straighten up by supporting his lower back.

"Jingyu, this really can't be blamed on you as my assistant."

"Look, even someone who's so nearsighted they're almost blind can see these big characters."

"Hahaha, poor Ah Hao, he got bitten by a snake! Hahaha, this trip to Huacheng was definitely worthwhile, it was truly an eye-opening experience! Hahaha, by the way, I'm going upstairs to get my camera now, I absolutely have to capture this scene! Hahaha..."

Lin Jingyu's pupils contracted when he heard that Ge Jinghao had been bitten by a snake.

Seeing Shang Xiangyun happily run upstairs, he shook his head helplessly.

This guy practically wants the world to descend into chaos!

Judging from his expression, it was probably not a venomous snake, so it shouldn't be a big deal.

"Give me, let me!"

Lin Jingyu's assistant reminded them twice, and the bodyguards who were watching the commotion turned around and, seeing it was him, quickly and obediently retreated and left, leaving only Ji Feng, Wei Shaoqing, and Chen Hongtao still watching the commotion at the bathroom door.

Inside the bathroom, Xiang Qingfeng was holding a snake with trembling hands, one foot firmly pressing down on the snake's tail, on the verge of tears.

Ge Jinghao was clutching one of his buttocks, groaning in pain.

Upon seeing Lin Jingyu approach, he let out a howl and grabbed Lin Jingyu's leg.

"Uncle, how come there's a snake in your house? It's terrifying!"

Seeing this, Lin Jingyu's assistant quickly had someone find a snakeskin bag and then had two bodyguards bring in pliers.

It took several people working together to catch the rat snake.

Xiang Qingfeng only realized what was happening when he saw the bag was tightly tied. He leaned against the wall, exhausted, and slowly sank down, soon collapsing to the ground like Ge Jinghao.

"open!"

"open!"

Lin Jingyu shook off Ge Jinghao's hand twice before finally breaking free. She said helplessly, "Who told you not to look at the sign at the door? I already said there's something wrong with the toilet."

"I saw it, but it didn't say there was anything wrong with the toilet. It said there was a snake in it," Ge Jinghao said, feeling wronged. "Uncle, you don't know, I already had an upset stomach, and the bathroom in the house was taken, so I had to use the one downstairs. Who knew I'd just have to poop..."

Upon hearing this, Lin Jingyu immediately covered her nose, glanced at the toilet, and took two steps back: "Then you can take a shower here and change into some clean clothes."

"No, I'm going upstairs..."

"boom!"

The bathroom door was slammed shut.

Ge Jinghao paused, his gaze slowly shifting to meet Xiang Qingfeng's. The latter leaped up and turned the handle, exclaiming, "Uncle, I'm still in here, Uncle..."

Lin Jingyu: "You're dirty too, let's wash together."

"Anyway, we're all men, and we're all covered in poop, so no one should look down on anyone else."

The screams brought Lin Jingyu's mood from gloom to bright.

He cheerfully asked his assistant to prepare another glass of lightly salted water, drank it all in one gulp, whistled, and went upstairs.

Sure enough, things went smoothly when I was in a good mood.

Going downstairs again, seeing Ge Jinghao and Xiang Qingfeng looking pale, Lin Jingyu sighed, "Alright, it's just a snake."

"So thick!" Ge Jinghao jumped up in surprise, making a circle with his right hand. "The snake soup I had didn't use snakes this thick!"

"It bit me!"

Lin Jingyu coughed lightly: "Isn't it non-poisonous? Besides, doesn't your pet lizard often bite you?"

“How could that snake compare to my little dragon? My little dragon is all seven-colored, with such beautiful scales that it can even change color. That snake…” Ge Jinghao shuddered involuntarily whenever he recalled looking down at the commotion and seeing a snake. “Uncle, I don’t care. I was frightened at your house. You have to take responsibility.”

"I'll take responsibility. I'll have someone skin that snake and make snakeskin buttons for you, okay?"

Ge Jinghao: "..."

"That's not right!" He squinted.

"Uncle, you didn't put that snake in the toilet on purpose, did you?"

"And you did that on purpose, too, because we all got diarrhea?"

"Just because we didn't listen to you yesterday and went out to play?"

"You're being too petty!"

Upon hearing this, Xiang Qingfeng looked at Lin Jingyu in astonishment.

The latter's lips twitched several times.

"You're just having bad luck, so you blame it on me?"

Ge Jinghao was stunned: "It really wasn't you who arranged it, Uncle?"

Lin Jingyu rolled her eyes.

"I don't have that kind of twisted sense of humor."

Ge Jinghao immediately slid down and knelt to apologize.

"Alright, alright, I know your personality. You can act recklessly at home even when your elders are keeping you in check, but you only behave for a while here because of my leniency. But next time we go out to play..."

Ge Jinghao raised his hand and swore, "Uncle, I will definitely inform you in advance."

"Hmm~" Lin Jingyu nodded, "Alright, let's go eat, and after we rest for a while, we'll go to the public auction."

"Okay okay."

A group of young people were very respectful.

Shang Xiangyun sighed and fiddled with the camera for a while, then glanced at Ge Jinghao: "Xiaohao, why don't you take off your pants and let me take a picture? Look, your uncle has already taken the camera down, and it's a bit unreasonable to come up empty-handed?"

Ge Jinghao chuckled twice and waved his hands repeatedly, "No, maybe not?"

"Brother Xiangyun!" Lin Jingyu reminded him.

Shang Xiangyun sighed helplessly, "These younger folks just don't understand jokes. Oh well, let's go eat."

He put down his camera, picked up his chopsticks at the table, and looked around in confusion: "Where is Master Su?"

Lin Jingyu then realized that the machine noise had stopped in the backyard.

"They must have gone to hunt for raw stones."

Upon hearing this, Ge Jinghao and the others immediately became interested.

"Those stalls over there?"

"Master Su also finds those stones appealing?"

"We bought a lot yesterday, where did it go?"

……

Lin Jingyu glanced at them, and they immediately fell silent.

Not long after, Ge Jinghao quietly nudged Xiang Qingfeng in the waist.

The latter explained quietly, "We bought it yesterday and had the bodyguard bring it back. We'll find out later by asking."

Ge Jinghao nodded in realization.

He shifted his body, moving half of his bottom off the stool, finally feeling a bit more comfortable. He whispered, "Then let's finish eating quickly and call Jiang Li to ask her to come and watch us cut the stones."

Xiang Qingfeng: "???"

"Brother Hao, Miss Jiang... might not come, right? She has very good taste, she might not even look at our group..."

Ge Jinghao glanced at him sideways: "What do you know?"

"She was deliberately trying to get my attention."

"And since you played hard to get last night, it's time for you to take the initiative and come to me today."

As he spoke, he looked at Xiang Qingfeng carefully and said, "Forget it, you really don't understand. You've only talked about two people; your knowledge is too shallow."

Xiang Qingfeng: “…”

Just as I was grumbling to myself, the sound of a car roared in from outside and came to an abrupt halt in front of the door.

Lin Jingyu raised an eyebrow, turned his head, and his assistant understood and walked towards the door.

A moment later, he came in and whispered to Lin Jingyu, "Boss, a girl has come outside. She calls herself Jiang Li and is here to deliver a gift."

Ge Jinghao's eyes lit up, his surprise evident.

He glanced at Xiang Qingfeng and eagerly patted his chest, saying, "Uncle, Jiang Li came to see me."

Then she hurried towards the door, muttering to herself, "This is too polite! They bring a gift on my first visit... should I accept it or not?"