You said you would tell fortunes, so you can catch ghosts and exterminate zombies easily?

Upon hearing this, the three of them widened their eyes simultaneously, their expressions quickly flickering. They looked at each other for a moment, regained their composure, and gave Su Chen a dry laugh.

Seeing this, Xiao Liu silently took a step back.

Appearances can be deceiving. My older brother and sister seemed very polite and spoke very courteously, yet they committed a crime.

But what crime did he commit?

She was puzzled for a moment, but when she saw that Su Chen sat down with nothing in front of him, she immediately ran to the next room and quickly brought out a pot of drinks. She even poured Su Chen a cup before returning to the teahouse.

Su Chen thanked him and took a sip of his drink.

Is this another one of Du's latest antics?

It's pretty good, sweet and sour.

He gestured for the three of them to sit down, and seeing that they only dared to sit with their bottoms barely touching the edge of the chair, he then spoke.

"You're all tainted with an aura of death. Are you dead?"

"Tell me, what exactly happened?"

The woman trembled, and tears immediately streamed down her face.

She cried, "We...we really just wanted to steal some money."

The tall, thin man next to him added, "Anything valuable is fine too."

Another short, thin man chimed in, "A gold necklace and a gold ring would be best."

Su Chen: "..."

He nodded. "So?"

The woman sobbed, "Last night we sneaked into a house, but we were discovered."

"I was so scared at the time that I just threw the flashlight over."

The tall, thin man said, "I just pick up whatever's handy and smash it."

The short, thin man added, "They have long legs and run fast. I... I tripped and fell, and got knocked unconscious."

He hesitated and said, "When I woke up, I found someone lying next to me."

"died?"

The short, thin man nodded repeatedly.

He raised his hands: "I swear, I really didn't kill him. I wanted to throw something too, but my arms are too short to grab it immediately. Then I saw them running away, and I wanted to run after them too, but who knew I would fall down."

The woman sniffed and pointed to herself: "My flashlight has a notch and a pointed tip, it might be that..."

The tall, thin man shook his head: "No, it must have been a vase I grabbed randomly. I'm stronger than you, so I probably cracked his head open, that's why he died."

The short, thin man cleared his throat: "Hey, we agreed beforehand that we'd share the good times and the bad. We went together, so if anything goes wrong, we'll share the responsibility!"

The three exchanged a glance, their eyes filled with determination, and nodded in unison.

"Yes, we share the good times and the bad!"

Su Chen held his forehead.

"So you're planning to choose someone to take the blame, is this a case of sharing the burden?"

The three women exchanged glances, and the woman gave a dry laugh: "We asked around, and in this situation, execution isn't necessary."

The short, thin man said, "Yes, yes, we didn't kill anyone intentionally, so we don't need to be shot."

The tall, thin man said, "If it's going to jail, it's actually... not so bad... I guess we can't just starve in there, right?"

Little Liu'er opened her mouth slightly.

Are they crazy?

The woman continued, "We had already discussed it: one of us would enjoy life in prison while we continued to work hard outside!" She clenched her fist, "Once he gets out, he can finally enjoy life."

She quickly loosened her fist and scratched her head somewhat awkwardly: "It's precisely those of us who are afraid of going to jail who can make big money, so I wanted to come and calculate it."

Su Chen: "...How can you be so confident that one of the three of you will make a lot of money?"

"Of course! Three cobblers are as good as one Zhuge Liang!"

"Who is Zhuge Liang? He's a brilliant strategist, how could he not get rich?"

"That's right, it means the three of us are definitely going to make a fortune."

Su Chen was impressed by their thought process: "So, the fact that the three of you can get rich means that one of you is guaranteed to make a lot of money?"

"Otherwise what?" the woman shrugged. "There has to be at least one, right?"

The other two nodded emphatically.

Su Chen slowly nodded: "I understand!"

People with low IQs are often honest, but also have wildly imaginative ideas.

Su Chen sighed inwardly, then spoke:

"Fortune telling here costs 20 yuan per reading. Do you... have the money?"

"Yes, yes," the woman hurriedly pulled out several bills, unfolded them, and handed the two largest bills to Su Chen. "I've sacrificed a lot for money."

The short, thin man sniffed: "Sister Orange, I'm sorry to have put you through this."

The woman shook her head: "It's nothing. So what if I was taken advantage of by an old man? For our future, this little bit of suffering is nothing. I can take it!"

The tall, thin man patted the woman on the shoulder: "When we become successful in the future, we'll definitely find you lots of handsome boys to play with, to make up for it!"

Su Chen: "..."

There was a deep sense of powerlessness.

Even though you're broke, you're still willing to spend money like this!

It seems there is no escape.

He took a deep breath and smiled, "Let's calculate it now, give me your birth date and time."

Surprisingly, the three of them actually produced the birth charts.

Su Chen raised an eyebrow slightly and quickly began to calculate.

He took a closer look at the three of them after calculating half of it.

The woman eagerly asked, "So, so, who among us earns the most money?"

The tall, thin man pointed to himself: "Am I the most suitable person to go to jail?"

The short, thin man glared at him: "Don't try to take it from me!"

Su Chen didn't speak, continued calculating, and finally let out a chuckle.

"Didn't you ever consider that people's deaths have nothing to do with you?"

The three of them were stunned for a moment, then looked at each other.

"Is it okay if I smash it?"

"I smashed it too!"

"Does it count if I fall down?"

Su Chen coldly glanced at the short, thin man: "You were knocked unconscious, do you think that dead man beat you up?"

"Isn't that right?" the short, thin man asked, puzzled.

The woman and the tall, thin man nodded in unison.

"A desperate last strike before death!"

"That's right, he'd rather die than take someone down with him, but unfortunately, Zhuangzhuang's head is too hard, he can't kill him with his head."

The short, thin man immediately straightened his back, beaming with pride.

Su Chen smiled: "But you really didn't kill them."

The three of them exclaimed in unison, "Impossible!"

Little Willow patted her forehead.

I've really learned something new today.

These days, there are people who are eager to become murderers.

Su Chen turned his head, and with just one look, Xiao Liu quickly understood and ran towards the end of the street.

Su Chen continued, asking the three, "Do you often steal things?"

"How is that possible?!" they exclaimed in unison.

"Only when I'm so hungry I can't stand it anymore."

"We just happened to run into someone who left their doors and windows open, because we don't know how to unlock them."

"When no older men give me money..."

Su Chen nodded: "So who knows about you..."

Is that stupid?

Never mind, let's be more tactful.

"Is there anyone who knows you well?"

The woman asked curiously, "You mean friends? There are so many!"

"Yes, we have friends all over the world."

Seeing that they were about to start bragging again, Su Chen quickly raised his hand to stop them and changed the subject: "So, the family you found last night, did you scout it out yourself, or did you discover it on the spot?"

The woman blinked: "We overheard them on the way here. They're rich; they're wearing big gold necklaces!"

The tall, thin man nodded: "Yes, so we thought we'd sneak over and take a look first, and it turned out his house was on the first floor, and the window wasn't closed."

"If we weren't sneaking into someone's house, we would have climbed in through the window."

Su Chen nodded: "So do you know who that guy on the street was who said his family was rich?"