You said you would tell fortunes, so you can catch ghosts and exterminate zombies easily?

When Su Chen's eyes fell on the gift box that Chen Jun took out from the back seat, the corners of his mouth twitched.

Chen Jun came in with two boxes, struggling to carry them. He winked at Su Chen, "Master Su, you will definitely like what I gave you this time. This is my treasure!"

Yao Wentao took a few more looks out of curiosity.

Chen Jun looked around and made sure it was safe. He immediately opened one of the boxes proudly and took out a magazine with a girl wearing very cool clothes on the cover and handed it to him.

"Is it the best?"

Yao Wentao laughed dryly and nodded repeatedly.

Chen Jun wanted to give him a magazine, but he didn't dare to take it and kept hiding inside.

"No, no, I don't usually read these things."

Chen Jun was not happy.

"We're all men, why are we hiding this? Besides, good things should be shared."

"Don't you think one book is not enough? Come, I'll give you a few more."

Su Chen cleared his throat.

Chen Jun's body stiffened. He carefully observed Su Chen's expression. Seeing that his expression was serious, he put the magazine back awkwardly.

"Master Su, why are you so serious? Food and sex are human nature."

Su Chen glanced at the box.

The lid closes automatically quickly.

Chen Jun sighed and sat down with his shoulders drooping. "If you don't want to accept it, then don't accept it. Taoist Su, giving you a gift is really a headache."

Do you have a headache?

Yao Wentao raised his eyebrows.

I feel that every time I come to see him off, Master Su is always very nice and happy.

Without giving him time to think, Su Chen said, "Is this your friend?"

The young man who followed Chen Jun in nodded repeatedly and introduced himself: "Hello, Taoist Su, my name is Wang Xuan, and I have known Chen Jun since childhood."

"Right, right, right, Taoist Su, after Wang Xuan knew I found Youfu and knew your abilities, he asked me to come with him, saying he was in trouble."

Chen Jun smiled and said: "I kept asking him what happened on the way, but he didn't tell me."

Turning around, Chen Jun glanced at Wang Xuan and said, "Can you tell me now?"

Wang Xuan laughed dryly twice.

"I, I want to talk to Master Su alone."

"No, did you commit murder or arson? Otherwise, why are you so hesitant?" Chen Jun was dissatisfied. "Wang Xuan, let me tell you, we are all law-abiding citizens. If you really do these things, don't blame me for breaking up with you."

Wang Xuan waved his hands quickly: "No, no, no, I just..."

He took a deep breath.

This matter is a bit difficult to talk about, so I won’t say it and let them watch.

The next moment, Wang Xuan closed his eyes, suddenly lifted up the hem of his clothes and pushed it to his shoulder blades.

"Hey, hey, in public...eh?"

Chen Jun originally couldn't bear to look at it, but now his eyes were shining.

Yao Wentao also found it strange.

"Wang Xuan, did you mutate secretly without our knowledge? One, two, three... twelve sets of breasts. They're almost as big as shrimps. Amazing!"

Chen Jun looked at Su Chen expectantly as he spoke: "Master Su, do you still have that Polaroid camera? Hurry up and take one so I can take a picture of it. I'll treasure it for the rest of my life!"

Wang Xuan suddenly opened his eyes: "Chen Jun, behave yourself!"

"If you call me grandpa, I won't take the photo."

"dream."

"Master Su, give me a Polaroid camera. I'll buy it from you for ten times the price!"

Su Chen tapped his fingers lightly on the table.

"Stop it!"

Chen Jun was helpless: "Okay, okay."

But the curve of his mouth didn't fade at all, and he even joked: "Wang Xuan, it would be great if you could get pregnant and have children. You could give birth to a football team, and your children wouldn't have to worry about not having milk to drink. Look at how well these kids are growing..."

Seeing that he was about to touch her, Wang Xuan quickly dodged and lowered his clothes. Then he looked at Su Chen with a red face and neck.

"Master Su, am I suffering from some strange disease?"

"I've secretly gone to a large hospital in a nearby province for a checkup, but the doctors couldn't find the cause. They even said it's okay if it doesn't hurt or itch. But how can I just ignore it?"

"I don't even dare go out for a bath or massage now. My kids at home are clamoring for swimming lessons, but I keep putting them off. Not only am I too embarrassed to see anyone, I'm also afraid they'll be traumatized by what I see."

Chen Jun patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, I'm fine."

Wang Xuan rolled his eyes.

"Can you be the same? You're so heartless."

"Hey, that's a nice compliment! But I still like you to call me grandpa!"

Wang Xuan snorted: "Childish or not."

He stopped joking with Chen Jun and looked at Su Chen with burning eyes, expecting his answer.

“It’s really not a big problem.”

Su Chen’s words stunned him.

"Hormone imbalance caused by tumors."

"Just remove the tumor."

Chen Jun and Wang Xuan exclaimed in unison: "Tumor?"

Wang Xuan was puzzled: "Then why haven't so many major hospitals found it?"

Su Chen: "The tumor is currently quite small and not easy to detect."

Chen Jun suddenly realized.

Then he glanced at Wang Xuan with disgust.

"I was wondering why you've been so secretive lately, always on a business trip. I thought you were working hard behind my back, but it turns out you were seeking medical treatment."

"If you had told me earlier, I would have gone with you."

Wang Xuan chuckled.

I thought to myself, if I had told you earlier, you would definitely take pictures secretly and spread the news. Then, would I still be able to save my reputation?

Retracting his thoughts, he looked at Su Chen expectantly: "Then, Taoist Su, after the tumor is removed, how long will it take for these things to disappear?"

"That would have to be removed surgically."

"what?"

Chen Jun gloated: "Haha, that's going to take more than twenty cuts, right? Wang Xuan, that's like scraping fish scales!"

"Shut up!" The veins on Wang Xuan's forehead jumped. After thinking for a while, he nodded, "Surgery is fine. Scars are better looking than this."

"Master Su, please help me remove the tumor. Thank you."

Su Chen motioned for him to sit down.

Lift up the hem of your dress again.

Wang Xuan: “…”

Seeing Chen Jun's amused expression, he rolled his eyes, closed his eyes and pulled up his clothes. After thinking about it, he simply wrapped his entire head with the clothes.

That way, even if someone passes by the window and sees him, they won't recognize him. So it won't be embarrassing, right?

While he was thinking, he noticed a warmth about two inches from his belly button. Before he could feel it carefully, he felt some pain in other parts of his chest and abdomen, but soon, he began to feel itchy and numb.

I seemed to smell a burnt aroma at the tip of my nose.

Even though Yao Wentao thought he had seen a lot following Master Su, he was still staring intently, afraid of missing any moment.

Not to mention Chen Jun.

At this moment I regretted not bringing a camera.

Otherwise, it will definitely be your winning weapon in future arguments.

His eyes fell on the cut meat on the table, and Chen Jun couldn't bear to look at it.

"Tsk tsk tsk, Taoist Su, can't this thing just be burned to ashes? It looks so disgusting!"

Wang Xuan, with his face covered, was a little slow to react.

"What the hell?"

"What else could it be? These are the ones cut from your body. Ugh, I feel like I may not want to eat meat for the next few days, no, half a month, let alone shrimp."

Yao Wentao just took a quick glance and quickly looked away, looking at the vehicles and pedestrians outside the window. After calming down, he looked at his nose with his eyes and his heart with his nose.

Su Chen: “Okay!”

He beckoned with his finger, and the clothes covering Wang Xuan's entire head were pulled down.

When Wang Xuan's eyes fell on the pile of browned meat on the table, he was stunned for a moment, then he suddenly lifted up his clothes and touched his chest and abdomen.

It’s so smooth, the long-lost smoothness!

His eyes turned red instantly.