You said you would tell fortunes, so you can catch ghosts and exterminate zombies easily?

The man frowned for a long time.

Don't know what to think.

Huang Nansong clicked his tongue and shook his head for a while, then asked Chen Jun, "Do you think he will break up with his girlfriend?"

Chen Jun shook his head: "No."

"It's possible that his partner might dislike him and break up with him."

"I think so too. Being so fat, I probably can't do any work. And I have to eat, drink, defecate and urinate every day. Which woman can stand it?"

Huang Nansong shook his head and said, "I'm more curious, how good-looking was this guy before? How did he become like this now?"

Chen Jun was still hesitating whether to ask his friends to find some previous photos of this man, when he suddenly stood up.

"Bang!"

The chair tilted and the table was almost pushed open by the man's belly.

"I, I said Zhizhi wouldn't hurt me, right? She loves me so much, haha, that's right."

The man bent down with difficulty and finally managed to steady the chair. Then he took out his wallet with great effort and paid Su Chen.

"Thank you, Taoist Su, thank you."

Watching him stagger towards the tricycle, Huang Nansong whispered, "I always feel like he has a miserable life."

Chen Jun nodded: "Anyone who has a partner like this will have a miserable life."

The two wanted to continue chatting, but when they looked up, they met Su Chen's gaze.

"Haha, Taoist Priest Su~" Huang Nansong hurriedly pulled Chen Jun over and pointed at the tricycle that was driving slowly away, frowning, "Taoist Priest Su, is it possible that he and his partner can't get married?"

Su Chen nodded.

"I told you so." Chen Jun raised his eyebrows at Huang Nansong with a smug look on his face.

When he looked at Su Chen again, his eyes turned.

"Master Su, can you tell my fortune?"

Su Chen's eyes fell on his face, he looked at him carefully, and smiled: "You really need to do some calculations."

Chen Jun: “???”

He looked at Huang Nansong blankly, who hit his arm and said, "Why are you looking at me? Look at Taoist Master Su."

Immediately, he frowned and said, "Could it be that we were targeted by some dirty creature while we were salvaging something by the river last night?"

"……what?"

"What? I have a lucky charm, but you don't."

Huang Nansong said, pulling Chen Jun's hand and touching it: "Look, your hand is even colder than mine, it's definitely..."

Su Chen raised his hand and stroked Chen Jun's shoulder.

"It's just a little bit of yin energy, it's nothing serious."

Chen Jun turned around and glared at Huang Nansong with a frown on his face.

"Haha, well, I told you I'm not a professional. Let's ask Taoist Su."

He forcefully turned Chen Jun's head over and smiled at Su Chen.

Su Chen looked at Chen Jun: "You are already over 30 and not married."

Chen Jun nodded.

Huang Nansong helped explain: "Master Su, he is a playboy, playing with women, changing beauties every day. He told me that he was afraid that after getting married, he would be tired of looking at the same face all day long."

"is it?"

Chen Jun nodded subconsciously.

Su Chen asked again: "Really?"

Chen Jun's eyes flickered and he smiled bitterly.

Huang Nansong looked at him carefully.

"No, Chen Jun, you even lied to me?"

"It's not a lie~" Chen Jun scratched his head, "It's mainly because I've used this excuse for so long that I've forgotten it myself."

Huang Nansong was puzzled: "Then why don't you get married? You have someone you like, but she's married to someone else? Or dead?"

Chen Jun closed his eyes helplessly, let out a long breath, and looked at Huang Nansong.

"I never stay with any woman for more than a month."

Huang Nansong frowned.

I don't quite understand what this means.

"I don't know why, but every person I get along with well always breaks up with me when they're almost a month old."

"Some of them I don't have any feelings for, so I just break up. Some of them I really like, but if I don't agree to break up, they will just disappear."

"Anyway, none of them worked out, let alone getting married."

Huang Nansong suddenly realized and asked hurriedly: "Then why didn't you ask the master before?"

Chen Jun shook his head.

"I used to think it was because I was short and couldn't satisfy them. How can I tell them about this?"

"Besides, it's not easy to cure, right? Anyway, I secretly bought a lot of folk remedies and medicines, but none of them worked."

Huang Nansong opened his mouth slightly.

After a long time, he gave a thumbs up.

"As expected of you!"

He can even say such things in public without batting an eyelid.

"That's not right. Now you don't doubt the reason why you are short?"

Chen Jun smiled.

"Master Su asked personally, so I don't think that's the case."

"Even if it is, didn't you say that Taoist Su is a miracle doctor? Is Taoist Su a miracle doctor for my illness..."

Su Chen nodded: "We'll talk about the short things later, first let's talk about the short-lived relationships you had."

"Is there something dirty... No, Master Su, did you tell me?" Huang Nansong frowned and asked, "Master Su, is there something smelling on him? Did he get suffocated and leave? Body odor?!"

Chen Jun rolled his eyes: "Do I have body odor?"

"A little bit, don't you know?"

Huang Nansong was surprised to see Chen Jun’s confused expression.

"You really don't know? I took you the other way just now because I was afraid you would stink up Taoist Su."

Chen Jun raised his arm and sniffed.

"Hey, you just took a shower and didn't sweat, so you smell like soap. What's the point of smelling it?"

Huang Nansong said as he looked at Su Chen: "Master Su, is this the reason?"

Chen Jun said helplessly: "Of course not. Even if I have body odor, I sometimes take two showers a day, so there is no way I can stink them up."

Huang Nansong frowned: "Why is that?"

Su Chen: "..."

He stared at Chen Jun: "Have you ever considered that someone might have deliberately sabotaged it?"

Chen Jun: “???”

He subconsciously looked at Huang Nansong.

"Why are you looking at me? I'm already married, how could I possibly sabotage it?"

"And who has that much energy? You keep an eye on every girl you date? Are you crazy?"

"Unless there's a deep hatred between you two." Huang Nansong narrowed his eyes: "He doesn't want you to get married and have children?"

Chen Jun laughed: "Leaving a successor? I don't care."

"Anyway, I have two brothers and five nephews, so my Chen family can't be extinct."

"Besides, I'm old, and my nephews will definitely not ignore me."

Huang Nansong nodded: "You mentioned that your two brothers dote on you and often secretly give you pocket money."

Chen Jun: "My two sisters-in-law are also very nice to me."

"So this troublemaker is really brainless, right?" Huang Nansong looked at Chen Jun with a smile, "I'll give him a good laugh when we find him later."

"Yes, yes, yes. I must call my five nephews out and show off to him."

As the two were talking, they heard Su Chen clear his throat and hurriedly looked at Su Chen.

Su Chen looked at Chen Jun: "You already have a son."

Chen Jun: “???”

"what?!"

He and Huang Nansong stood up together.

Su Chen signaled them not to be so startled.

"Judging from your face, your children's palace is dark. I'm afraid that your only son might die."

Chen Jun's head was still buzzing after he sat down, and he immediately became nervous when he heard this.

"My son is going to die? Is he sick? Or is something going to happen?"

As he asked, he slammed his fist on the table: "Which woman got pregnant with my child and didn't tell me? Raising a child doesn't cost money? You're too stupid to ask me for it!"