You said you would tell fortunes, so you can catch ghosts and exterminate zombies easily?

When I saw Li Da's house.

The old monk subconsciously looked at his tattered clothes.

His slightly hunched back straightened subconsciously.

From the threshold to the inside, it was filled with beer bottles, plastic bags, snakeskin bags, peanut shells, melon seed shells...

Su Chen squinted his eyes and looked carefully. Uh, he was not mistaken. There was also a crab shell.

Of course, it must have been left behind many years ago, so no matter how smelly it is, it cannot cover up the foot odor and sour smell in the room.

The table by the door was piled high with waste newspapers and cardboard boxes, with some red and yellow things hanging on them. Clothes and shoes were scattered everywhere. Although there were only two flies seen so far, it was hard to say what was happening in other places.

There is really not much space to put your feet from the door to the bed.

Li Da seemed to have just realized what was happening, scratching his head with a dry laugh: "Well, I'm sorry, I didn't clean up my house well~"

How can this be considered as not being cleaned up?

I'm afraid it hasn't been cleaned up for ten or eight years.

Everything else was understandable. Su Chen kicked the beer bottle at his feet curiously: "I remember there's a deposit for this bottle."

"Haha, yes, it's a deposit. I just have a bad memory. I'll go back when I remember, but they won't give it back."

"Sure?"

Li Da laughed for a while.

In fact, my salary is enough for me to spend, but I am too lazy to spend money.

The old monk shook his head: "Amitabha!"

After exchanging glances with Su Chen, they both looked at the wooden bed which was piled with magazines and wads of tissue paper.

Seeing this, Li Da stepped over skillfully, laid down on the bed, and rummaged through it: "Are these the things?"

Su Chen shook his head.

"Under the bed."

"Brother, come down first."

Li Da hurriedly climbed down from the bed.

The next moment, the entire wooden bed was turned upside down by Su Chen.

A bunch of mice were scared out.

Li Da was also startled. He jumped up and landed on a bench with dirty clothes hanging on it. He didn't stand firmly and almost fell down. Fortunately, he grabbed the cabinet next to him and avoided falling.

After stabilizing himself, he patted his chest and said, "Oh my god, why are there so many rats? I've never seen this before."

Su Chen and the old monk were silent.

With his schedule, he gets drunk and falls asleep after get off work. Not to mention the appearance of rats, even an earthquake wouldn't be able to wake him up.

"Haha, maybe I left some peanuts uneaten, and they attracted mice to make a nest. It's okay, I'll... uh, I still need to eat peanuts later. I'll buy some rat poison."

Su Chen: "..."

He didn't want to talk much.

This house in particular stinks.

The old monk's concentration was a bit better than his: "Amitabha, benefactor, God has the virtue of loving life, killing is not good."

Li Da scratched his head.

I almost forgot he was a monk. Some monks are so ants wouldn't even step on them. Talking about killing rats with poison in front of him...

The old monk said, "Why not make some traps, catch them, skin them, and eat them with wine?"

Li Da: “!!!”

"Ahahaha, that's a good idea."

He struggled to maintain a smile on his face, and saw the old monk walk into the room and come to the bedside in three or two steps.

He raised his foot and kicked a wooden box, which was kicked away and broke into several pieces in an instant. Inside, an old, black and moldy quilt fell out.

The old monk didn't care and stepped forward to kick him again.

After the wooden box was kicked away, the exposed ground was much cleaner than other places in the house, but it was still covered with dust. The kick caused the dust to fly everywhere, and Li Da, who was standing on the bench, was affected and hurriedly covered his mouth and nose.

When the dust settled, he let go of his hand, wanting to remind the old monk to be careful with his punches and kicks, and his eyes soon became straight.

"Huh? Tunnel?"

Li Da quickly jumped off the bench, not caring how much dust was stirred up. He stood by and looked inside carefully.

"Master Su, there seems to be a shelf underneath."

Su Chen nodded.

He jumped directly down with him.

“Hey, hey~”

After landing safely, Li Da finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Seeing the old monk about to come down, he hurriedly reminded: "Master, flashlight, it's too dark here..."

Su Chen flipped his hand and turned on the flashlight.

Li Da shut up.

The old monk landed lightly beside him, sweeping the flashlight around.

Li Da's mouth opened wide, his face full of disbelief.

"How can this be called a tunnel? This is a warehouse, right?"

He also sniffed.

"It smells so earthy, it must have been freshly dug!"

The old monk had already walked to the shelf, reached out and touched the mud on the wall, and smelled it: "It has been dug for three or four months."

"It looks like they were all dug with a shovel."

Li Da gritted his teeth and said, "They definitely dug it while I was on duty, or when I was sleeping."

He was not stupid: "Master Su, you said digging a tunnel, no, do the people in the warehouse know me?"

As he spoke, he took another closer look at the items on the shelf.

"Many of these bottles and jars are old and broken, yet they're still placed here. Could they be antiques?"

The old monk nodded: "It just came out of the earth not long ago."

"Did you dig it out from under my house?"

Li Da frowned and shook his head: "No, no, if they were dug out from under my house, I would have seen those things a long time ago. They dug a hole under my house specifically to store these."

"Just got out of the soil... Could it be that they dug up some big tomb?"

"Who is it? If I knew which idiot it was..."

His voice paused, and he turned to look at Su Chen: "Master Su, I suspect it's the guys who often drink with me. Does this count?"

"Are there any horoscopes?"

Su Chen asked.

Li Da laughed dryly: "Who wants to drink with me and ask about my fortune?"

"Who is there?"

"Old Man Yan, Mole Chen, Lame Zhang, and there's also Old Ghost Hu."

Su Chen did some calculations.

"It has something to do with Lame Zhang."

Li Da slapped his thigh suddenly: "I knew it."

"That lame Zhang opened a grocery store right up front, and business is pretty slow. If I hadn't been buying alcohol from him all day, he would have closed it long ago. And he actually has his sights set on me!"

"No, no, I have to call the police."

Li Da said this and looked up at his head with some embarrassment.

The old monk pointed to the entrance of the cave, which was as high as a man, and asked, "Don't you want to see where this leads to?"

"Oh, right!" Li Da slapped his forehead. "Then let's try walking now?"

The passage was one person tall and one meter wide, not long. There was a door about ten meters away.

Locked.

Li Da started cursing again.

"He's definitely on guard against me. I guess he knew he'd dug a hole under my house, and he's afraid it'll cave in and I'll come over and rob him."

The old monk frowned: "Steal? Didn't you smash it?"

Li Da laughed dryly: "That's right, if you do this to me, I will definitely..."

Su Chen pushed the door open.

When the flashlight was shone, Li Da's mouth became O-shaped again.

Where the light shines is a golden Buddha half the height of a person.

It is also covered with a glass cover.

"Oh my God!"

"If this is a real antique, it must be worth a lot of money, right?"

He looked at Su Chen, and Su Chen nodded.

Li Da took a deep breath and looked around.

Many glass covers.

"Damn it, it must be because there's not enough space here, so they dug it up and put it in my place!"

"Who is it? Want to get rich quietly?"

"impossible!"

"Call the police, Taoist Su, let's go out and call the police now."