You said you would tell fortunes, so you can catch ghosts and exterminate zombies easily?

A young couple came.

Seeing Su Chen and Lao Song looking at them through the window, the couple subconsciously smiled shyly.

"Looking for Taoist Su?"

Old Song asked, and the two nodded repeatedly.

Then his eyes fell on Su Chen's face.

"Hold on."

Su Chen looked at the woman carefully, motioned them to wait a moment, and went to the backyard to fill a basin of water and brought it out.

After sitting down behind the stall, Su Chen smiled at the couple with subtle expressions and asked, "Are you here to see me for help?"

The two of them came to their senses and nodded quickly.

Su Chen took out a handkerchief and handed it to them.

"Come on, wash your faces."

Old Song looked at the young couple's faces carefully with confusion.

It’s not that dirty!

The young couple froze.

No one took the handkerchief.

Seeing this, Old Song frowned and asked, "Why don't you wash it? Do you think our water is unclean or that Taoist Su's handkerchief is ugly?"

The two of them smiled awkwardly, and their expressions became even stiffer.

After a pause, the man bowed.

"Master Su has a keen eye."

Old Song: “???”

Didn't understand.

Su Chen asked with a smile, "Clay sculptures really can't withstand the wind and rain, so he promised to make a golden statue for you?"

Clay sculpture? Golden statue?

that is not……

Old Song was a little surprised and looked at the young couple carefully again.

Where is the shyness and timidity from before?

He rubbed his eyes hard and met the woman's smiling gaze, and Old Song was stunned.

The two of them were still standing there, but at this moment, the woman was holding a lotus with two stems in her hand, and the man was holding an antique wooden box in his hand.

"This..." Old Song didn't recognize them at all, so he quietly approached Su Chen and said, "Master Su, are these two also immortals?"

Su Chen nodded. "The two immortals of harmony and unity, the twin lotus flowers symbolize beauty, and the box represents harmony. You two came here not only to test my strength, but also brought the twin lotus flowers and the box, obviously wanting to bless me. So... is that woman behind me?"

Old Song opened his mouth slightly.

He understood.

There is also someone who is so powerful that she can actually command these two gods and even wants to propose herself to marry Taoist Su?

Who is it? Pretty brave.

The wind suddenly rose.

The two immortals Hehe separated naturally and made way for each other.

A woman wearing high heels, leather pants, sunglasses and a high ponytail suddenly appeared in front of Su Chen.

Old Song: “!!!”

It must be an illusion.

Rub your eyes vigorously.

Su Chen also found it quite strange.

He cupped his hands and said, "Senior, may I ask your name?"

The woman shook her ponytail, then picked up a strand and played with it between her fingers, but her eyes were fixed on Su Chen. She looked him up and down with amusement for a long time before she raised the corners of her mouth.

"You are much more stable than the other guys."

Su Chen frowned slightly.

Other guys.

"Sister, your name remains the same, Linghong."

Su Chen raised his brows slightly.

Linghong's name was quickly found in the relationship map obtained from Yanjiang Prefecture.

It is worth noting that Linghong and Lingyin are senior and junior brothers and sisters.

"Have you heard of me before?"

Seeing Su Chen's reaction, Linghong subconsciously frowned and thought, then quickly shook her head.

"That shouldn't be the case. I died a long time ago, and I changed my skin every sixty years. Only those few people knew about me. Did they reveal my identity to you in advance?"

Su Chen shook his head: "I just feel that your attire doesn't match your name."

Ling Hong looked at Su Chen carefully and said, "You are not the little kid you used to be. Not only do you lie without thinking, but you also lie without blushing or getting angry."

She stretched out her delicate hand and waved towards Su Chen.

"Never mind, my brother has grown up."

Then she blew a breath towards Su Chen with her red lips: "Now that my brother has grown up, do you want to marry me?"

Old Song: “!!!”

Is it too late to hide in the teahouse now?

I always feel that this woman will explode at any minute.

Although Su Chen had many doubts in his heart, he still shook his head.

"You still won't marry me?"

The woman's voice became sharper: "Believe it or not..."

Before he finished speaking, Su Chen continued: "I don't believe it."

Like a duck with its throat strangled, the woman's voice stopped abruptly.

She looked at Su Chen carefully again and lowered her eyes.

After a long moment, she chuckled.

"After searching for a long time, I found that you look a bit like him."

"It's a pity you're not him."

Su Chen nodded: "So my refusal does not mean his refusal."

The woman was stunned for a moment and slowly exhaled.

Then he glared at Su Chen: "I heard you were mocking me."

Su Chen raised his eyebrows.

"You're mocking me for still having such wishful thinking after all these years and having married so many people, right?"

Without waiting for Su Chen to answer, she chuckled softly.

"I was the one who saved him. His life is mine, and his body should be mine too, right?"

Old Song didn't know where he got the courage from.

"Then you forced yourself on me."

The woman was stunned for a moment, then glanced at Lao Song: "You say that so easily~"

"But back then, I really didn't think of forcing myself on him. I suffered from my youth. If it were now..."

She suddenly raised the corners of her lips and said, "Even if I have to tie you up, I'll tie you up to him."

"Right, brother Su Chen?"

Su Chen only felt numbness in his arm.

"Okay, I won't tease you anymore. After all, you're the father of five children. You're already dirty."

Su Chen: "..."

"I just came to see you."

"I was not well-informed and was a step late after all."

The woman reached into her bosom and took out a thin bamboo stick and threw it to Su Chen: "Don't say that your sister doesn't love your brother. This is a gift for you."

"gone."

The woman paused after turning around, then turned back to look at Su Chen and coughed lightly: "Well... this body seems to be quite poor..."

Su Chen flipped his hand and handed a large stack of cash to the woman.

"Yes, I have better judgment than him."

"If you are still alive in the next sixty years, I will give you another gift."

"gone!"

The wind picked up again.

Old Song's eyes, which had just relaxed, began to hurt again.

When I came to my senses again, where was the woman in leather pants in front of me?

Even the two immortals He and He are gone.

He wanted to ask Su Chen something, but after hesitating for a moment, Old Song kept his mouth shut.

Su Chen carefully touched the piece of bamboo, the two bamboo joints, and the bamboo body was green and lush.

With a little force, a thin thread quickly emerged from one end of the bamboo.

Su Chen raised his eyebrows, and the thin thread had already spread out, quickly circling the two people back.

One of them was holding a small red coffin in his hand.

The struggling man's body stiffened the moment he saw Su Chen.

He gave a dry laugh.

Seeing Su Chen's eyes fall on the small red coffin, his smile froze.

"Well... I said this isn't for you, Taoist Su. Do you believe me?"

Su Chen said nothing and looked at him quietly.

The man's mouth twitched a few times, and he admitted it with courage.

"Okay, it's for you, but..."

He emphasized: "Master Su, I'm just an errand boy. I really don't know anything. I'm just responsible for delivering this to you. Really, I haven't done anything wrong."

"Then open it."

The man's body trembled.

She looked at Su Chen almost pleadingly: "This, this... isn't good."

Su Chen gestured to the other person: "Or you can just ask him to open it."

He said coldly: "Anyway, one of you must open this coffin."

Both of them felt their scalps tingling instantly.

They looked at each other with tears in their eyes. The man holding the coffin closed his eyes as if he was ready to die, and slowly pushed open the lid of the small red coffin.